Paris Hilton has Ebola. [Lainey Gossip]

Tim Tebow takes Broadway. [The Superficial]

Where Nick Stahl‘s been. [The Superficial]

Katy Perry didn’t even show her boobs. [The Superficial]

10 Reality shows we actually miss. In retrospect. [The Frisky]

Somebody bought the Queen’s dirty old panties at an auction. Intentionally. [TMZ]

Brad Pitt goes to a movie photo call without Angelina. [Starpulse]

Would you pay a million bucks to hit this? [IDLYITW]

Sean Penn cries during televised interview, says he doesn’t show his temper very well. [Cele|bitchy]

Miley Cyrus says “sex is beautiful.” [Cele|bitchy]

Celebrities with sexy eyes. [theBERRY]

Was Gwyneth Paltrow partying with Kim Kardashian? [Amy Grindhouse]

This is who John Travolta tried to sexually assault. [Yeeeah]

Sean Avery’s asscrack does Terry Richardson. [Socialite Life]

Violence erupts at Usher’s nasty custody trial. [Lainey Gossip]

Terry Richardson did Jared Leto. [The Superficial]

What John Mayer’s looking like these days. [Lainey Gossip]

Producers are still trying to say that Kim Kardashian‘s wedding was “real.” Please. [Amy Grindhouse]

Kristen Wiig‘s ‘SNL’ tear-jerker departure. [The Frisky]

Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby registry. You just won’t believe it. [ICYDK]

PHOTOS: More Billboard Awards fashion. [Socialite Life]

Carmen Electra: still hot? [Celebslam]

‘The Carrie Diaries‘ trailer. [Hollywood Dame]

Jackie Chan wants to be the Asian Robert DeNiro. [The Blemish]

Blonde with a great ass holding something phallic. [IDLYITW]

Kim Kardashian is trying to control Kanye West’s life. [Cele|bitchy]

Zac Efron, what are you WEARING? [theBERRY]

Bee Gees’ Robin Gibb dies at 62. [Starpulse]

T.I. gives Jay-Z parenting advice. [Bossip]

Hugh Grant the Crusader. [Lainey Gossip]

Rihanna’s ass. You know, nothing new. [The Superficial]

Lisa Marie Presley performs on ‘American Idol’. [Hollywood Backwash]

Raven-Symone is a lesbian. [Hollywood Dame]

1,000 Reasons you probably shouldn’t see ‘The Dictator‘. [IDLYITW]

Sean Penn is back with his ex-girlfriend. [Hollywood PQ]

Everyone officially hates Kim Kardashian. [Celebslam]

Matt Bomer up front. [Socialite Life]

John Cena’s wife won’t let him divorce her. [TMZ]

What happened to Jada Pinkett-Smith’s face? [INFDaily]

Jenny McCarthy nudes. [Yeeeah]

Looks for Fall 2012. [The Frisky]

Kanye West did a short film for Cannes. [Huff Po]

Blake and Ryan on the rocks? [Cele|bitchy]

Michael Fassbender is not Tom Cruise. [Lainey Gossip]

… And Tom Cruise is not John Travolta. [Lainey Gossip]

… And John Travolta reportedly tried to blow Jeff Conaway while he was sleeping. Before he was dead, of course. [The Superficial]

Justin Bieber likes penises, too. [The Superficial]

Confirmation: Miley Cyrus spits. [The Superficial]

‘Battleship’ vs. ‘The Avengers’: Week 3. [Lainey Gossip]

Kim and Kanye take London. [Bossip]

Nicki Minaj and Chris Brown are kissing. [Bossip]

Justin Bieber: “I’ve Never Made a Bad Song.” [Starpulse]

Celebrities react to the death of Donna Summer. [Starpulse]

LeAnn Rimes is learning how to shoot a gun. Look out, Brandi Glanville. [Cele|bitchy]

Conan and Dave hate Jay Leno. [Huff Po]

Teresa Giudice and January Jones are the same person, apparently. [The Frisky]

More John Travolta accusers coming out of the … ahahhahaha woodwork. [Yeeeah]

Utter cake fails. [theBERRY]

Donna Summer had lung cancer. [INFDaily]

Sofia Vergara with her pants unbuttoned in public. [Amy Grindhouse]

Kim Kardashian is the genie in the lamp. [IDLYITW]

Vagina ball explosion. [TMZ]

Lourdes Leon talks about gays. [Socialite Life]

Jay-Z is suspicious. [The Blemish]

Eva Longoria’s boobs deflated. [Celebslam]

Ron Burgundy continues. [Popbytes]

Q&A with Rye Rye. [OMGBlog]

Top Tweets from Canada. [Hollywood PQ]

John Travolta’s “gift” to Kelly Preston. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]

More Courtney as a budget Bo. [The Superficial]

Jennifer Lopez left American Idol. [Hollywood PQ]

Where did all of the John Travolta accusers go? Oh, that’s right: they were paid off. [Lainey Gossip]

Zac Efron vs. Chris Evans. [Lainey Gossip]

People are probably going to kill Sacha Baron Cohen. [Starpulse]

This is Hayden Panettiere doing “vampy.” [Cele|bitchy]

Details on Mary Kennedy’s death. [LA Times]

Whitney‘s drug dealer is crying. [TMZ]

15 Really weird places Jesus has appeared. [The Frisky]

Pregnant Reese Witherspoon plays tennis. [Socialite Life]

Newsweek‘s First Gay President. [OMGBlog]

Elisabetta Canalis goes after Borat’s penis. [Yeeeah]

Isla Fisher and her adorable children. [INFDaily]

Natalia Belova or, as I like to call it, BOOBS. [Celebslam]

… Nice skirt, Miley. [The Superficial]

Michael Fassbender has a giant penis, will spank you with a ping-pong paddle. [The Superficial]

Baby Hemsworth goes for a walk. [Lainey Gossip]

The celebrity who can talk to dogs (it’s not Cesar Milan). [Lainey Gossip]

Who will be a ‘Dancing With the Stars‘ all-star? [Starpulse]

PHOTOS: Which ‘Teen Mom 2‘ just got engaged? [ICYDK]

Steve Carell and Ellen Degeneres play charades. [INFDaily]

The Godfather is dead. [Huff Po]

Brooklyn Decker in Vanity Fair. [CDL]

PHOTOS: Is LeAnn Rimes pregnant? [Celebslam]

Nobody wants to be friends with Kim Kardashian anymore. Good! [Cele|bitchy]

PHOTOS: Tish Cyrus has beef jerky nipples. [Celebrity Rant]

Jennifer Lopez is taking her ball and going home. [Hollywood Backwash]

Sure, Rihanna looks “great.” [IDLYITW]

Why you need to know who Sam Page is. [theBERRY]