The correct answer is “everyone.” Everyone would absolutely love to be able to see what Lindsay Lohan does with her day. Just think of it: we could see her getting attacked by...
Oh man, you guys, I love a good prank. When I was little, my brother and I would go in our sister’s room and lock the door and do things like call boys she liked and actually tell... I’ll give you a hint: there’s no doubt in my mind that Lindsay lost her deluded, meth-filled little mind when she found out, even though it’s not the “Kate Moss... Well, four and a half hours. That makes it better, right? That instead of the mere minutes we were told Lindsay would spend behind bars, she got a few hours? That’s satisfying... I know, I know, it’s a lot to take in. Feel free to give yourself a moment to breathe …
BUT DOESN’T LINDSAY LOHAN ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD FOR ONCE?! I’ve gotten so used... If you’ll remember, last week Dina Lohan reported that Lindsay‘s Playboy shoot “went well.” That was nice to hear, it was encouraging and all, but you’d think... First of all, I love this story. Second of all, I love that ABC is covering it just as stoically as ABC can (“Lindsay Lohan to Pose for Playboy Before Prison”). Third, I love... You know, no matter how always-unsurprising all of this Lindsay-does-not-go-to-jail stuff is, it never fails to fill me with such an inexplicable fury that I actually begin wishing that she... It’s always a great day for America when Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. You get this warm fuzzy feeling of justice being served. It’s almost better than Christmas morning! But... About time, am I right? All it took was her father and the rest of the world to comment on her dental situation, and possibly a little cash flow from the generous folks at Playboy, and... See that photo up there? That’s Lindsay Lohan arriving at the Playboy mansion for her photo shoot. Classy, huh? Looks like she arrived on foot, too (I’m kidding; of course I... Because who wouldn’t love to see this busted bitch do a nudey mag?!
In a tragic but pretty much inevitable step in the sad saga of Lindsay Lohan, the fallen star has agreed to do a...
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