Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Lohan

Picking Up the Pieces

If you liked Mean Girls, you’ll love Heathers 2. When William H. Macy goes on the record with how much you suck, Lindsay Lohan, you must totally suck. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes...

Deep Thoughts by Michael Lohan

Remember that day back in ninth grade when all the guys came over to your garage to kick-start that jam band that was gonna be huge at Battle of the Bands this year, and you were very...

Closing Time

It’s a slow news day. The things you might care about, before the week ends: Lou Diamond Phillips arrested for some good old-fashioned wife-beating. People epithets him as “Law...

Pffft! Lindsay Lohan Plans to Go to Iraq

If I had been drinking milk when I first read this headline (I never drink milk; I am lactose intolerant; but still), it would have come straight out my nose. But wait! It’s not over...

Lindsay "Lowen" Shills for ProActiv

A daily coke habit gets expensive. Below, La Lohan makes her ProActiv debut, with only the slightest hint of disgust and resentment in her voice. Seriously, why is she doing this ad? Does...