So is it me, or is LeAnn looking, like, super tweaked lately? I mean, you know how sometimes couples are together for a long, long time and they eventually start sort of resembling one another? It seems like that’s happening here, what with LeAnn‘s crazy, tightly-squinted eyes that IS her husband’s trademark. Thing is, though, that LeAnn’s apparently going ahead and just trying to make that happen, because they haven’t been together for that long, long time, though I’m sure that LeAnn probably wants us all to think so. The thing is, girlfriend’s only twenty-nine years old. That’s way too young to be looking like you’re hanging on with both hands to the Botox train
No, I don’t think it’s vanity – I think that LeAnn’s gone and done something to the sensitive area around her eyes so that people say, “Oh, that LeAnn and that Eddie. Such soulmates. They’re so in love that they’re starting to look alike.” And isn’t that just, you know. Healthy. And not at all obsessive.
I don’t have much in the way of comments about your outfit or your teeny-tiny figure, LeAnn, because I’m afraid it’s probably all been said before, but the face? Either stop making it or, of course, lay off the injections. Neither’s doing you any justice and frankly, Eddie’s just not that attractive, girl.
Last, when I think about the changes you’ve undergone in the past few years to get your man and keep him there, I frankly get sick. Everyone remembers what LeAnn looked like when she first started cavorting with him behind his wife’s (and her husband’s!) back, and the difference is shocking. Ready? Before:
Aaaaand … after:
Alright, alright. This is just too good. One more time, then, OK? Before!:
And of course, after:
LeAnn was also a guest on Chelsea Handler’s show this past week, where she admitted to being formerly “fat” if you can believe it:
“I was a baby [before Eddie]. You’ve known me since I was 13. I was fat. Baby fat… and then, I grew up. I’m about to hit 30 this year. I heard it’s all downhill from there.”
Stable, right? I rest my case.