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Lauren Conrad

Joke’s On You, Haters of The Hills!

For four years we’ve watched The Hills grow from a Laguna Beach spin-off to one of the highest rated shows on cable to a nearly unwatchable faux-reality snoozefest and last night it all came to an end. And it honestly was one of the best finale’s I’ve seen in a minute.

After wrapping up all of the story lines and addressing that pretty much everyone in the cast is ready to move on to a life without The Hills crew following them, the series ended with the above montage. Natasha Bedingfield sings a slow jammy version of the show’s theme over the cast members doing “moving on” type things, like hugging their boyfriends and looking happy and secure. We’re prepared to let them go knowing that they’re all about to go off and live life. Then they cut to the last thing we’ll ever see: Brody Jenner standing in front of the Hollywood sign, watching his ex-girlfriend Kristin leave for the airport. And then the background starts moving and a studio backlot is revealed. Kristin hops out of the car and she and Brody high-five as the camera lifts off of them and into one of those aerial shots that made up like, a third of the show.  Yo, they were in on their own bit.

The Hills started the week I moved to Los Angeles, and last week I celebrated my four year anniversary in this town. This show, lame as it is to say, has been a part of my life and experience here. I cried when Lauren and Heidi stopped being friends, guys. It was like that. So it meant a lot to me that the show ended this thoughtfully. I don’t think that when cameras first started rolling on the project that they ever knew it would take them to where it did, but that’s kind of the way things work here.

Yes Of Course Lauren Conrad Loves Jersey Shore

You know, in all this hype about Jersey Shore, I’ve completely forgotten about The Hills. So has the rest of the country, it turns out, as the Kristin Cavallari-helmed former reality juggernaut continues to slide in the ratings. Jersey Shore beat The Hills in the ratings last week, and no one could be happier about that than Lauren Conrad, who jumped off the sinking ship last season, leaving her nemeses there to drown. I’m telling you — that’s a bright girl there, that Lauren Conrad.

Lauren Conrad’s favorite MTV reality show isn’t The Hills — it’s Jersey Shore! “I love it!” Conrad told UsMagazine.com at the Kari Feinstein Golden Globes Style Lounge at Zune L.A. Saturday.

“We had a double episode last night and it was the highlight of my week. It was awesome,” Conrad, 23, enthused of MTV’s latest hit, which is gaining in the the ratings as The Hills continues to slide. “I actually haven’t seen it since I left [in spring 2009],” Conrad told Us of The Hills.

Of Jersey Shore’s colorful cast, Conrad singles out Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. “I have a love-hate [relationship] with The Situation,” she admitted. “I’m like, ‘you are not that cool but then I am like, ‘Uuugh you are so entertaining!’ I really like JWoww just because she can throw a punch.”

Oooh, JWoww is my favorite, too! And then Snooki next. I really think the three of us would be fantastic friends. And then we could hang out with Lauren Conrad and it would be a foursome. OH THAT IS SUCH A GOOD PLAN.

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“I think my acting is offensive!  I’m an awful actor, I’m not super comfortable with it. In fact I was just trying to do lines … and they’ll tell you, I cannot memorize lines.”

Lauren Conrad finally admits that she’s a talentless slob in front of the camera, at last night’s LC Lauren Conrad Kohl’s launch party.  She also confirmed that she will not be playing the starring role in the movie based on her book L.A. Candy.