Nah, I’m just joshing, these kids didn’t ruin Thanksgiving. Did you Americans enjoy a variety of meats and pies with your nearest and dearest? Did you watch any football games or parades? Did you have to sit next to your bitchy cousin and her douchebag husband until you just couldn’t take it anymore and had to make an escape to the balcony to hang out with the morbidly obese dog who desperately wanted back inside to steal some turkey? Yes? Then Scotty McCreery and Lauren Alaina, the top two country sweethearts from this past season of American Idol, didn’t ruin Thanksgiving for anybody.
But man, they sure did try.
Here’s a video of Scotty performing at the Macy’s Day Parade, doing some mighty fine lip syncing:
And Lauren forgetting the words to that one song about America and some banner at the Lions vs. Packers game:
Kids today, right?