There aren’t even really any words for the outfit Lady GaGa donned as she trotted out of her hotel in London on Sunday. This looks like something out of my nightmares, and out of a medical textbook for “how to get pneumonia”. I don’t even think there’s much of an entry here other than to say “WTF????”
This has to be in her Top 10 worst outfits, right?
December 9, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Lady GaGa has never been particularly shy about her love of illegal substances, and while she swears she’s off the hard shit, she still likes to pass the dutchie on the left hand side – or the gold plated bong or whatever she smokes from. Apparently it help her “forget her fame” and feel like the rest of us peons or whatever.
Here’s what she said on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man, which was on last night:
“Yes, all of those things, but you know the thing that I really fell in love with about it is that I completely forget that I’m famous. Just totally forget about it, and I just take a puff and I’m me when I was 17 again, in my white go-go boots, looking for a job on the Lower East Side, and there’s something quite creative and liberating about it.”
“Because that’s the one thing for me that’s difficult about being famous. I love being able to sing and perform and dance for all of you, but the stuff in between is maybe not exactly what makes me tick, if that makes any sense? The thing that I really care about is being on a stage, and ‘Applause’ – my first single from this album [ARTPOP], is about that very thing, I’m sort of an old-fashioned showbusiness kind of a girl.”
Uhhhhhhh… please tell me in what sense she’s “old-fashioned”? Please, literally just name one. Also, I think Lady GaGa might be the only person in humanity who smokes to remember what life was like at 17. Christ.
December 7, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Lady GaGa turned up on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man (airing tonight on Channel 4 in the UK) to talk about a variety of bullshit, including how obsessed she is with David Bowie even though she’s yet to meet the man.
“I have not met him yet, it’s okay – you know I’m such a big fan, that it’s kind of this weird amazing thing that I haven’t met him yet.
“He’s sort of like an alien prince. He still runs my universe as well, like, every morning I wake up and I think, ‘What would Bowie do?’
“But I guess for him it was a sense of perfection. These things he created, it was self expression for him but also a sense of protection for who he personally is as David. And for me, this is a sense of protection, I’m not really protecting myself actually because myself is who you see every day, and my inability to rest in one soul is just who I am.
“I’ve just always kind of thought life’s too short to wear one hat, and I don’t know if it makes me crazy or not, but it’s just the way the f**king cookie crumbles in my house.”
I don’t really get what any of that means or how in the world she thinks she’s in the same league as Bowie (who I think would find her absolutely laughable) but whatever. Bowie is an “alien prince” who created perfection to protect himself but she doesn’t protect herself in the same way because she’s who she is or something? I DON’T UNDERSTAND. I don’t know why I even bother to try.
PS What in mermaid hell is that wig? Homegirl is a millionaire with a wig she found in the discount bin at Walgreens.
December 6, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Jennifer
Lady GaGa can never seem to keep her clothes on, so it should be no surprise that she decided to strip down for some full frontal for Candy magazine which, not to be rude, but what even is that? I suppose I’m not ~avant garde~ enough to know, but either way, I definitely did NOT need to see the muff here. In fact, I didn’t need to see any of this Charlie Chaplin goes to hell nightmare that is this photo.
You’ll find the full uncensored photo behind the cut below, but I also wanted to share this touching little tidbit about our little friend Stefani Germanotta. Apparently she listens to her new album, ARTPOP, every single day because it has “magical powers”. I’m glad SOMEONE is listening to that piece of shit, I suppose.
Don’t worry, GaGa. I make a statue of me every day! Who wouldn’t? Dear God.
Anyway, a little bush for ya below the cut in case you can’t fight your curiosity anymore.
December 4, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
November 29, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Katy Perry performed her latest single, “Unconditionally” at the AMAs dressed as a Geisha, which caused some controversy. It pissed some people off, basically, who thought she was being culturally insensitive. Well guess who is coming to her defense? None other than Lady Gaga. She doesn’t get what people are freaking out about, in terms of the Geisha wear. She joked in an interview with Carson Daly, via Huffington Post:
Maybe it’s because ‘Unconditionally’ means you’re supposed to love no matter what geishas are paid? I think people are generally too sensitive and they should just leave her be, but you know, I’m not really the person to ask.
Dude, she’s got a point. Except that technically, Geishas aren’t paid to love, but to entertain. So maybe she doesn’t have a point. But I get what she’s getting at.
Okay then. Check out the best, worst, and WTF dressed of this year’s AMAs over here.