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0Will Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney get married?

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I don’t know why I’m shocked that Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney are still going strong. I literally know nothing about their relationship (or about Taylor Kinney full stop), but for some reason it’s somewhat shocking to me that they’re not only still together but apparently pretty in love and doing really well. Huh, go figure.

From US Weekly:

“It’s someone who’s always in your corner, that believes in you and your work, and vice versa,” Kinney said of his longterm girlfriend. “You know, I love what she does and her work and music and charity. She inspires so many people including myself.”

When asked if he was ready to settle down with the NYC native, he coyly paused and smiled before saying, “Not that I’ll talk about.”

Aw, well ain’t that sweet? I honestly cannot imagine what Gaga must be like in a relationship. Like, when she’s not “on” and acting like she just escaped from an insane asylum – when she’s just Stefani Germanotta. She can’t possibly be nuts all the time.

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April 26, 2014 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Filed Under: Lady Gaga, Taylor Kinney

2Lady Gaga celebrated her birthday as a Yeti

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There’s not much to say on this one besides the obvious: Lady Gaga is fucking WEIRD. There’s no point to it, there’s no art to it, she’s just run out of actual intelligent ways of expressing herself so she sticks to shock value. I’m not shocked by her choice of Yeti birthday attire so much as I am mildly annoyed and tired from how often I’ve had to roll my eyes at this woman. Like, really?

Although, let me be honest… I don’t know what’s worse, the Yeti outfit or what she wore to see Of Mice and Men on Broadway. Yes, she rolled up to a Broadway show in this:

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March 31, 2014 at 3:00 pm by Jennifer
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2Lady Gaga’s New Video, G.U.Y., Stars Real Housewives

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Lady Gaga has a long delayed second music video out from her album ARTPOP. It’s called “G.U.Y.”, she directed it, and it’s over 11 freakin’ minutes. Like, are you kidding me? Why can’t you just make a normal music video like anyone else? Why does (nearly) every video have to be a thing? Just do the song and dance and end it, jeez.

ANYWAY, the video stars some Bravo celebs, like Andy Cohen and the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies, including Lisa Vanderpump. No, I’m not kidding. It was also shot at Hearst Castle, which according to E!, hasn’t had a video shot there in over 50 years. But for whatever reason they made an exception for Gaga.

What do you think of the pretentious mess video?

I’ll say this: Gaga looks pretty. So that’s something.

Video and stills below.

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March 23, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

1Lady Gaga was bankrupt during the Monster Ball tour


Lady Gaga is rich as hell now, but did you know that even after her breakout hit with ‘Poker Face’, she was close to bankrupt? By choice, of course – she chose to throw millions into her Monster Ball tour in 2009, so it looks like things worked out for her.

From Entertainment Tonight:

In the upcoming EPIX original documentary Who the F**k is Arthur Fogel?, the international superstar explains how she went broke even after hitting it big.

“I had three million dollars in the bank to my name and I threw it all in to make my stage,” said Gaga, explaining that she poured everything she had into her 2009 Monster Ball tour.

Gaga’s motivation behind risking it all was simply to impress one man — Live Nation CEO Arthur Fogel.

“He’s really responsible for breaking one of the first artists to come out of the digital age,” said Gaga.

Well, that sounds… cool. Gaga is right up Live Nation’s ass, isn’t she? Lord.

I do think you need to invest money to earn money, and clearly it’s worked out well for her b/c Gaga has a shit ton of it these days. However, I still wouldn’t pay to see that bullshit in a million years. No thanks!

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March 16, 2014 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
Filed Under: Lady Gaga, Music

0TGIF: Lady Gaga on a spit-roast at SXSW

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Just when you think Lady Gaga may have exhausted every last idea in her brain for weird shit to do, she comes on stage with something new and “shocking” to make you wonder, “Is Lady Gaga fucking SERIOUS with this bullshit?” Not quite the question she hoped to raise, which probably had something to do with whether she’s the greatest artist since Andy Warhol or whatever.

In any case, Gaga showed up to SXSW in Austin for a performance at Stubb’s, during which she hung herself from a human spit-roast that rotated while her cronies picked at her “skin” and she sang ‘Aura’. I mean, have you ever heard of more bullshit in one sentence?

I don’t even have words for this. I just want it to stop immediately.

Oh, and here’s one more tidbit of joy. She was apparently not feeling everyone taking photos and videos of the show last night, so she told everyone to put down their phones and have sex with each other instead. UHHHH…???

“Do me a favor and don’t take a picture,” Gaga said, according to NME. “Put your fucking phones down. Fuck your cell phones and your fuck your friends instead.”

Girl, no. She also LET SOMEONE THROW UP ON HER! The girl came up on stage and forced herself to throw up some green sludge. Fuck off, man.

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March 14, 2014 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer
Filed Under: Lady Gaga, LOL Moments, Music

2Don’t Worry, Lady Gaga’s Tour Isn’t Flopping… Right?

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Lady Gaga is embarking on her ARTPOP world tour, but there’s a bit of a chink in the armor: people have been saying the whole thing is a flop and no one wants to buy any tickets. There used to be a day when a Gaga tour would sell out within about 3 minutes of tickets going on sale, but those days are gone. But does that really mean it’s a disaster? LiveNation, who partnered with her on the tour, is saying no.

From Billboard:

Reports that ticket sales for Lady Gaga’s artRave: The ARTPOP Ball tour are struggling are “ridiculous,” according to Arthur Fogel, chairman of Live Nation’s global touring division, producers of the tour.

Ticket sales for North America and Europe are at 80% capacity sold, Fogel tells, even though the tour doesn’t begin in America until May, and Europe in the Fall. “The run with Gaga over the last two tours has been incredibly successful, and this one is shaping up no differently,” Fogel says. He adds that Live Nation will announce an additional six Gaga shows in North America in the coming weeks (including a second in Los Angeles), as well as more dates in the U.K., including a fourth O2 in London.

The 29 shows that are on sale in North America have already grossed $26 million in ticket sales, according to Fogel, which averages out to a healthy nightly take of nearly $900,000 per show. Referring to published reports that Gaga’s June show at the Marcus Amphitheater in Milwaukee was “flopping,” Fogel says, “When something like Milwaukee specifically comes up, that show has sold 14,264 tickets, the gross is $961,000, and it’s at the end of June. I just don’t know how this shit gets any traction without people doing their homework.”

Fogel also laughed off reports that LiveNation has already lost $30 million from Gaga’s tour, insisting that only a “complete fool” would say that because it makes “no sense on any level”. I mean… methinks he doth protest too much here, but whatever.

Here are the facts: concerts are expensive as shit, and audiences want to be entertained. Gaga was entertaining for a good few years because she’s so weird. She came to an awards show inside a fucking egg, for crying out loud. However, now people are used to her. The novelty has worn off and she’s finding it harder and harder to outdo herself. Who could, really? People aren’t willing to pay $100 or $200 to see some bullshit they’ve seen for the past 5 years – especially when the bullshit isn’t even really all that good. Gaga’s gone for style over substance the past few years, and people are realizing it. The end.

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March 7, 2014 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer
Filed Under: Lady Gaga