Katy Perry is out on the road killing it with her Prismatic World Tour at the moment, and while fans are loving it and Katy is set to rake in millions from the dates, there’s one person out there who isn’t so thrilled with her success: Lady Gaga. Poor Mother Monster has been sipping on the haterade, apparently, and tweeted out a catty remark basically implying that Katy had copied off her looks with some of her own stage props.
It looks like green hair and mechanical horses are the thing now ????
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) May 8, 2014
Yes, because Gaga has a copyright on green hair and anyone else who has it is copying off her. Same with horses – she’s the first and only person to ever use a horse in her act (which – oh wait, she didn’t even use it in an act, she rode it to an awards show), so how DARE you copy!
Some people are so pressed. Gaga needs to chill out and maybe reassess reality a bit. We’re sorry ARTPOP flopped, girl, but it’s not that serious.
May 9, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
I don’t know why I’m shocked that Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney are still going strong. I literally know nothing about their relationship (or about Taylor Kinney full stop), but for some reason it’s somewhat shocking to me that they’re not only still together but apparently pretty in love and doing really well. Huh, go figure.
From US Weekly:
“It’s someone who’s always in your corner, that believes in you and your work, and vice versa,” Kinney said of his longterm girlfriend. “You know, I love what she does and her work and music and charity. She inspires so many people including myself.”
When asked if he was ready to settle down with the NYC native, he coyly paused and smiled before saying, “Not that I’ll talk about.”
Aw, well ain’t that sweet? I honestly cannot imagine what Gaga must be like in a relationship. Like, when she’s not “on” and acting like she just escaped from an insane asylum – when she’s just Stefani Germanotta. She can’t possibly be nuts all the time.
April 26, 2014 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
There’s not much to say on this one besides the obvious: Lady Gaga is fucking WEIRD. There’s no point to it, there’s no art to it, she’s just run out of actual intelligent ways of expressing herself so she sticks to shock value. I’m not shocked by her choice of Yeti birthday attire so much as I am mildly annoyed and tired from how often I’ve had to roll my eyes at this woman. Like, really?
Although, let me be honest… I don’t know what’s worse, the Yeti outfit or what she wore to see Of Mice and Men on Broadway. Yes, she rolled up to a Broadway show in this:
March 31, 2014 at 3:00 pm by Jennifer
Lady Gaga has a long delayed second music video out from her album ARTPOP. It’s called “G.U.Y.”, she directed it, and it’s over 11 freakin’ minutes. Like, are you kidding me? Why can’t you just make a normal music video like anyone else? Why does (nearly) every video have to be a thing? Just do the song and dance and end it, jeez.
ANYWAY, the video stars some Bravo celebs, like Andy Cohen and the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ladies, including Lisa Vanderpump. No, I’m not kidding. It was also shot at Hearst Castle, which according to E!, hasn’t had a video shot there in over 50 years. But for whatever reason they made an exception for Gaga.
What do you think of the
pretentious mess video?
I’ll say this: Gaga looks pretty. So that’s something.
Video and stills below.
March 23, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Lady Gaga is rich as hell now, but did you know that even after her breakout hit with ‘Poker Face’, she was close to bankrupt? By choice, of course – she chose to throw millions into her Monster Ball tour in 2009, so it looks like things worked out for her.
From Entertainment Tonight:
In the upcoming EPIX original documentary Who the F**k is Arthur Fogel?, the international superstar explains how she went broke even after hitting it big.
“I had three million dollars in the bank to my name and I threw it all in to make my stage,” said Gaga, explaining that she poured everything she had into her 2009 Monster Ball tour.
Gaga’s motivation behind risking it all was simply to impress one man — Live Nation CEO Arthur Fogel.
“He’s really responsible for breaking one of the first artists to come out of the digital age,” said Gaga.
Well, that sounds… cool. Gaga is right up Live Nation’s ass, isn’t she? Lord.
I do think you need to invest money to earn money, and clearly it’s worked out well for her b/c Gaga has a shit ton of it these days. However, I still wouldn’t pay to see that bullshit in a million years. No thanks!
March 16, 2014 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
Just when you think Lady Gaga may have exhausted every last idea in her brain for weird shit to do, she comes on stage with something new and “shocking” to make you wonder, “Is Lady Gaga fucking SERIOUS with this bullshit?” Not quite the question she hoped to raise, which probably had something to do with whether she’s the greatest artist since Andy Warhol or whatever.
In any case, Gaga showed up to SXSW in Austin for a performance at Stubb’s, during which she hung herself from a human spit-roast that rotated while her cronies picked at her “skin” and she sang ‘Aura’. I mean, have you ever heard of more bullshit in one sentence?
Oh, and here’s one more tidbit of joy. She was apparently not feeling everyone taking photos and videos of the show last night, so she told everyone to put down their phones and have sex with each other instead. UHHHH…???
“Do me a favor and don’t take a picture,” Gaga said, according to NME. “Put your fucking phones down. Fuck your cell phones and your fuck your friends instead.”
Girl, no. She also LET SOMEONE THROW UP ON HER! The girl came up on stage and forced herself to throw up some green sludge. Fuck off, man.