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Did Kylie Jenner get butt implants?

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Kylie Jenner has grown up WAY ahead of her time – but that’s a surprise to exactly no one, considering the family she comes from. She hasn’t really enjoyed a “childhood”, to speak of, and in the period of about 18 months, she’s gone from looking like a pretty normal teenager to… Kim‘s doppelganger? In fact, it seems like her attempt to be like her older sister (HALF sister, many keep pointing out on Instagram) has gone to the next level and she may have even gotten ass implants, just like KimmyCakes – or at least that’s the rumour flying around since she posted the above photo to her account this week.

First of all, why is a 17-year-old feeling the need to look like this? There’s nothing sexual about it (because even though she’s REALLY trying hard to be a grown woman, she is still a child) and in fact, it just seems really desperate and sad. What is with the complete lack of self-worth in this family that makes the women desperate to use their bodies to get approval from the outside world? Kim’s one thing – she’s an adult and perfectly (and legally) capable of making her own (awful) decisions. But it’s really sad to see Kylie going down this path at such a young age and NO ONE is doing anything to get her any kind of help/calm her young ass down.

Then there’s this picture of Kylie with Kris:

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First of all, we can skip over the fact that Kris looks like a walking Gaussian blur filter. Second of all, why is Kylie literally sucking herself into to high heaven and simultaneously trying to push her butt out? Is Kim THAT much of a role model? This whole thing is such a mess and she needs to be stopped before it’s too late (though maybe it already is).

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Kanye West is absolutely bonkers: ‘Beyonce has pictures of Kim Kardashian on the wall’

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Sometimes things come out of Kanye West‘s mouth that I can’t believe are serious. Like, they have to be a joke because they’re so ridiculous that I don’t believe a human being is walking around saying such nonsense without being institutionalized. And yet here we are – another day, another interview, this time with Power 105.1 FM’s The Breakfast Club, wherein he a) confirms that Tyga is dating Kylie Jenner in the tackiest way possible, b) says he had to take “300 showers” after dating Amber Rose and c) claims that Beyonce is inspired by Kim Kardashian. Stop, please. You’re killing me here!

On dating Amber Rose:

“If Kim had wanted to date me when I first wanted to be with her, there wouldn’t be an Amber Rose. You know what I’m saying. I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim.”

On Tyga dating Kylie:
“I think that uh, I think [Tyga] got in early. I think he was smart. They closer in age than a lot of relationships that I know. I knew Tyga was smart.”

On rumours that Beyonce hates Kim:

“They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women.”

First of all, does anyone else want to vomit when they hear the sentence “Tyga got in early”? Yes, he certainly did. He got with a girl who is just BARELY legal (and was likely having sex with her well before she turned 17, anyway). And Kanye is applauding this. He thinks it’s fantastic that a grown ass man is attracted to a girl who is essentially very much still a child. Fuck off.

Secondly, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I’m SURE Beyonce has pictures of Kim on her wall when she’s recording. I mean… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I can’t anymore. I’m sorry.

You can watch the full interview here, if you’re a masochist:

Oh, and PS, Kanye is apparently working on making a “sexier Ugg”. LOL!

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Kylie Jenner looks different as a blonde

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Everyone else in her family has posed nearly naked for LOVE Magazine, so Kylie Jenner had to get in on the action (though from this “sneak peak” shot, she’s surprisingly – and thankfully – clothed). Kylie posted the photo on her Instagram page, as you do, sporting a blonde wig and her signature overdone makeup, as per. (No shade – she doesn’t need all that, but if that’s what she likes, sure, why not?)

I’m not quite sure what to make of the blonde. And I don’t think I understand what the point of this feature is. What does Kylie Jenner do, exactly? I know we could ask the same for most people in the Kardashian family, but… I dunno, this one is extra weird.

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I guess it’s good that her photo shoot is mostly clothed – especially considering the fact that she’s only 17.

Where do you think Kylie Jenner will be in 5 years?

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Kylie Jenner posted a “no makeup selfie”

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The “no makeup selfie” is in quotes for a reason – I love when celebs try to pretend they’re completely bare-faced when they’re obviously wearing foundation (among other things) and have put all kinds of blurs and filters on the pic. It kinda doesn’t count, y’know? Kylie Jenner is the latest to take part in this trend, and it’s laughable how much of a no makeup selfie this ISN’T, but okay… let’s go with it.

Let’s dissect this:

1. The lips – this is the most obvious. We all know homegirl overdraws her lips, but there’s some big debate on whether or not she actually had collagen injections. She has clearly either overdrawn her lips here with a nude pencil or she has indeed plumped ‘em up with God knows what. But sorry, this is not “natural”.

2. Her skin – I know she’s only 17 so obviously she’s going to have smooth skin without wrinkles or anything, but hello, no teenager’s shit is this even – you would have imperfections, blemishes, whatever. Some kinda foundation or BB cream has been used here. And a bit of a Gaussian blur.

3. The eyelashes – does Kylie Jenner have permanent mascara? Otherwise, she’s put it on.

I’m not trying to shame her for using beauty products to enhance her appearance – hello, we all do. The point is, don’t try to post this bullshit with the caption she did and not be called out:

“You know it’s gonna be a good Sunday when ya weaves out & u haven’t put ur face on yet”

Ya, okay.

Just for reference, this is what Kylie Jenner looks like with her face ON:

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That boob job is such a mess.

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What the hell is wrong with Kylie Jenner?

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Oh, little Kylie Jenner. At just 17, she’s ready to make her own name in the Kardashian/Jenner family and she’s sick and tired of being underage and not really being able to do it. That won’t stop her from posting awful selfies on Instagram at every given opportunity, like the one above.

This shot is from New Year’s Day and was captioned simply: “1/1/15″.  No wonder Kylie’s fed up – she’s got to take care of a dog and she can’t even go clubbing with her adult man, Tyga. Oh yeah, and she’s even in big sister Kendall‘s shadow now, too. Kendall posted her own New Year’s selfie, and here it is:

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I certainly wish the women in this family knew how to do anything other than contort their bodies to take flattering half-naked (or sometimes entirely naked) pictures for social media. Like, is there anything wrong with loving your body and flaunting it if that’s what you want to do? Of course not. The problem is, every female in the Kardashian/Jenner clan seems to think that’s all they’re worth and it’s a bit pathetic.

What the hell is that pose Kylie is doing? Like, honestly? God help us all.

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Kylie Jenner hates her new puppy

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Kylie Jenner was all hype and feeling “#blessed” when she got a new pet greyhound for Christmas. However, the charm has already worn off and apparently Kylie hates her pup, whose name is Norman, because having to take care of it is cutting into her clubbing time. Instead, she’s been pawning the dog off on her sisters so she can hit the town… how, I’m not sure, since she’s not even 18 yet.

Anyhoo, here’s the scoop from Radar Online:

“Kylie just got this dog for Christmas and she is already pawning him off on her sisters so that she can go out,” the insider says.

According to the source, the 17-year-old star of Keeping up with the Kardashians even “got upset that she couldn’t go out one night because she had to stay home with him.”

“Her family thinks that it was a really bad call to get her this dog because she can barely take care of herself,” the source tells Radar. “But she insisted that she have it.”

“Sometimes having a dog can actually make someone more responsible and they are hoping that this is the case,” the source says.

“Hopefully she does not treat him like Kim treats her animals,” the insider adds. As Radar reported, the Kardashians have had several animals over the years whose time with the family has been short-lived.

Yo, when will people realize that pets are a COMMITMENT, not a one-time Christmas gift that’s fun for the day and that you can just ignore afterwards. Getting a dog is a serious responsibility and it’s so sad that this dog is going to end up neglected and then sent to the shelter because these idiots can’t be bothered to look after it.

Also, I really want to know what the hell Kim has done to animals! That shit sounds ominous.

Anyhoo, while a lot of this might be made up by Radar interns, I think we can all agree that it’s likely true – especially considering Khloe already posted a photo of her time “puppy sitting”… less than a week after Kylie got the poor dog. In fact, it was the VERY NEXT DAY.

Puppy sitting ????????????

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Kylie Jenner’s got her lips back

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After being caught without Instagram filters and overdrawn lips during a routine traffic stop in Los Angeles this week, Kylie Jenner knew she needed to come back fiercer than ever. She took to the social networking site to post the above photo, which… is just all wrong, in every way.

I’m trying to figure out what the inspiration is for this, what it all means, but I just can’t. Also, how is her hair green one day and then brown and whatever the next? I mean, I guess there’s extensions and the like, but I’m confused. Also also, I legit want to know if the Kardashian/Jenner family have a personal Photoshopper that works exclusively for the family to fix up their social media pics before they go live. We know they use that shit.

Either way, can’t say I’m impressed with this.


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