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Kylie Jenner’s Lips Are Causing Permanent Damage

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I seriously wish I was kidding with this, but I’m most definitely not. Kylie Jenner‘s lips have been a topic of discussion for the past year or so, with everyone speculating whether she’d had collagen injections or if it was just a case of extreme over-lining. While Kylie swears it’s the latter, it doesn’t really matter because fans are desperate to get the Kylie look… even if it means permanently injuring themselves.

The #kyliejennerchallenge has been circulating on the internet the past few days, and basically requires you to suck on a shot glass with your lips inside in an effort to “plump” them like hers. What’s resulted is these idiot kids ending up with busted ass lips and in some cases, permanent nerve damage. Oh, and it looks terrible. I’ll throw a couple pics (just two of many) behind the cut because they’re pretty graphic, but Jesus Christ – what is wrong with kids? We did some stupid shit in my days, but this really is something else.

Things have gotten so bad that Kylie was forced to speak out against this nonsense on her Twitter page:

Yikes. See the pics behind the cut.

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Kylie Jenner And Khloe Kardashian Went To Coachella

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The last weekend of Coachella just finished, and it wouldn’t be the same if all the celebs didn’t come out to play. Take, for instance, some of the biggest celebrities in the world – Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner and Khloe Kardashian. They went! Oh, and Kylie’s grown man boyfriend, Tyga. He was there, too. We know all this because they had to publicize their exploits on Instagram. Can we talk about what the hell was happening with Kylie’s hair, please??? I mean, don’t even get me started on the outfit, either.

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I don’t even think anyone in this family is a legit music fan, so clearly going to a music festival was just another chance for them to get press. It worked!

Meanwhile, this is what Kourtney was up to over in Las Vegas…


I just… okay. Just okay.

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Kylie Jenner is promoting anti-aging skincare now

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Because Kylie Jenner is the ripe old age of 17 and not getting any younger, and because you can never have enough millions of dollars, she’s now taken on the role as ambassador of the anti-aging skincare line Nip + Fab. The brand is the cheaper offshoot from the creators of Rodial, and Kylie’s been promo-ing their shit on her Instagram and directing fans to the Ulta website to buy it, which I’m sure these idiots are in droves.

Anyway, Nip + Fab are clearly loving the arrangement, and they’ve even arranged a part on their site entitled “Kylie’s Favorites”. Because, you know, I’m sure she totally uses their products and didn’t just pose whatever was sent to her PR people to post on social media before throwing it away to use something better.

Let’s be honest – 17 years old is WAY too young for anti-aging skincare. You use that when you’re nearing 30. For now, homegirl just needs to properly wash her face and moisturize it – oh, and wear sunscreen. Once she hits her 20s, she can start adding in a toner and serum, but anyone who believes that a 17-year-old is a good ambassador for anti-aging skincare needs a serious grip on reality. Not to mention the fact that employing anyone in the Kardashian/Jenner family for a skincare line is a fool’s errand. They never age – their plastic surgeon would never let that happen.

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Kylie Jenner apparently has her nipples pierced

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Kylie Jenner might only be 17, but she thinks she’s a grown ass woman. A messy grown ass woman, but a grown one nonetheless. In addition to dating a dude who’s basically a paedophile and going under the knife as many times as she’s had birthdays, she also hinted on Snapchat yesterday that she’s got her nipples pierced by posting the following photo:

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Charming. Because if there’s one thing people need to know, it’s that a teenager has her nipples pierced.

Filed under other things none of us ever needed to see because it’s just so wrong on so many levels, Kylie posted a video online this week of her… putting her pants all the way down her sister Kendall Jenner‘s pants. What the hell is wrong with this family?

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Kylie Jenner maybe does blackface (but not really)

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Kylie Jenner may only be 17, but that doesn’t mean she’s a stranger to every method of self-disguise there is. Via makeup, styling and (alleged!) cosmetic surgery, she’s managed to completely transform herself from normal looking human being into… big sister Kim Kardashian, i.e. a plastic doll. However, her latest foray into the world of transformation landed her in a load of hot water, as many claimed she was doing Blackface in a new photo shoot she posted to Instagram over the weekend.

People lost their shit after Kylie posted the images to social media. Here’s an example:

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Whoa there. Kylie eventually deleted that photo from her account, but the one above remains, as does this one:

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You know I’m all about calling bullshit when I see it, but the only bullshit I can call here is on the people making an issue out of this. This is not Blackface. This is photographer Marcelo Cantu photographing Kylie Jenner, who is wearing metallic makeup, under a black light. The effect is more alien than African-American, so I can’t really agree with this.

I do think there are PLENTY of instances of ACTUAL racism out there, all of which should definitely be called out and stopped, but I just don’t think this is one of them. And Kylie herself has spoken out against the allegations, as well:

And that’s that. What do you guys think?

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Kylie Jenner is releasing her own single

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Kylie Jenner‘s life (thankfully) somewhat of a mystery. She doesn’t seem to do very much, save for post selfies on Instagram and crash her car into things. She doesn’t go to school, despite the fact that technically she should still be in high school. She doesn’t use the obscene amount of money she has for good, though I assume she feels spending that money on endless plastic surgery to look like big sis Kim counts as “for good”. But listen, maybe I’m giving Kylie a hard time. After all, she’s actually ready to launch her singing career!

Kylie! Singing! With her statutory rapist! And possibly the worst “rapper” alive! Oh, does it get any better? I think the answer you’re looking for here is “NOPE!”

Admittedly, this MAY be fake. The pics are real – Kylie did a shoot in the Hollywood Hills with LA-based photographer Naeve Bozorgi this past week and plastered her Instagram with some of the shots, as you do. The above image with the potential single information also made the rounds, but Kylie herself hasn’t posted it, so who can say if this will turn up? Part of me secretly hopes it does. HOW AMAZINGLY BAD WILL IT BE? I mean, it’s (potentially) called “Forever Real”, for God’s sake. My heart lives in hope.

For now, here are some more of these ~artsy~ shots:

Love this 60s swimsuit @sir_neave @joycebonelli @monicarosestyle @chrisdylanhair

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Couldn't happen without @sir_neave @joycebonelli @monicarosestyle @chrisdylanhair @shammaurice ????

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A photo posted by Kylizzle (@kyliejenner) on

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