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Big Surprise: The Jenner Sisters Don’t Care About The Book They “Wrote”

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Kylie and Kendall Jenner “wrote” a young adult novelRebels: City of Indra: The Story of Lex and Livia. I put the word wrote in quotation marks because I don’t think there’s a snowball’s chance in hell of either young woman having actually written a single word. This was probably ghostwritten — hard. However, it’s still up to them to promote the book and at least pretend that they care, which is something they apparently cannot do.

Daily News describes their behavior at their book signing at the Grove in Los Angeles, California:

[...] they posed with the novel for three minutes, scowled and refused to answer questions, then sat down for their obligatory book signing with all the enthusiasm of teenagers in a summer school algebra class.

Photographers stood in awe as security staffers surrounded the pair just minutes later, declaring “the signing is over.” Barnes & Noble organizers plead in vain for the girls to fulfill their duties, but no dice.

“The whole event was a joke,” said one attendee.

“These girls are really getting ideas above their standing in life,” that insider groused. “This type of diva behavior will come back to bite them in the ass. For years they have used the media and made millions promoting themselves in media, and then they take this ridiculous step?”

The book has a 1 star rating on Amazon. Another “surprise”.

An insider wasn’t done and went on, saying,

“It is unheard of for celebrities to hold a photo call and then actually not participate in that event,” our insider fumed. “They looked foolish and it reflected very badly on their brand.”

I say, good. They (and their psycho mom) deserve nothing.

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Kylie Jenner tattooed her initials on Lionel Richie’s son

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This is so many kinds of stupid that I don’t really know where to begin. Kylie Jenner – who is only 16, don’t forget – was apparently hanging out in an LA recording studio on Friday night with Khloe Kardashian, French Montana, some random called Mally Mall and Lionel Richie’s son, Miles Richie. Some tattoo artist was around giving Miles a tattoo and Kylie jumped in to help out and pen her initials on Miles’ hand, which he let happen.

From TMZ:

We’re told Miles (who is 19) was getting ink from John Petro, who has tatted up the likes of Soulja Boy and Lil Wayne … when Kylie decided she wanted to help out.

Sources say Kylie threw on some gloves and put her hands on top of Petro’s as he administered the tat — sorta like when a father lets his kid sit in his lap and “drive” a car.

But according to the LA County Dept of Public Health, only people over 18 can give tattoos — or even participate in the process — and Kylie is only 16.

If authorities decide to go after Jenner, she could be hit with a misdemeanor and fined up to $1,000 … and Petro could have his license suspended.

As for Richie … well his punishment lasts for eternity.

Why does it seem like the more money people have, the stupider they get? How is this anyone’s idea of a good time? Sure, tattoos are fine – I have a couple myself – but I would guess drugs and/or alcohol were behind them deciding that this was their idea of a good time. Whatever, I guess.

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Selfie Time: Justin Bieber and Kylie Jenner edition

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We already know Selena Gomez cut Kylie and Kendall Jenner out of her life because she was done with “toxic” friends. We also know that it was a pretty sure thing that Kylie slept with Justin Bieber, which is a big no no and really just nasty all around, for so many different reasons.

It seems Kylie and Justin are giving more fuel to the fire by taking selfies together now. They both went to the Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight in Las Vegas on Saturday night (WHY IS AN UNDERAGE CHILD ALLOWED AT THESE THINGS???) and then struck a pose together, most likely just to throw it in Selena’s face. Kids these days!

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Jenners Claim Selena Gomez Is The Toxic One

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Kylie and Kendall Jenner and Selena Gomez were friends, until one day someone clearly pissed off someone else and bam, Selena’s accusing the Jenners of being “toxic” friendsBut now the Jenners are saying, nope, you got it twisted: Selena is the toxic one.

Here’s the whole mess from In Touch:

Selena Gomez recently cut ties with Kendall and Kylie Jenner—by not only unfollowing them on Instagram, but also deleting the pictures taken with them at Coachella—in an effort to reportedly distance herself from the “toxic” reality stars.

But now the teenagers are getting the last laugh—as they allegedly insist she’s the bad influence on them, and not the other way around!

A source close to the Jenner girls tells TMZ Selena has the story all wrong. Not only has the 21-year-old been to rehab—while the teens allegedly abstain from drugs and alcohol—but the source also says the former Disney Channel star is a “drama-obsessed party girl.”

According to the insider, things became tense at Coachella, where Sel allegedly had a meltdown after accusing Justin Bieber of hitting on other girls. As a result, they all had a falling out.

Ha! I love that she’s described as a “drama-obsessed party girl”, it’s so what I pictured. Personally, I’m on team neither for this one. They’re all so dull and worthless in the grand scope of entertainment. And I can’t take anyone seriously who ever considers Bieber a priority.

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Selena Gomez has dumped the “toxic” Jenners as friends

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Selena Gomez seemed to be getting pretty pally with Kylie and Kendall Jenner and was seen hanging out with them quite a lot. They even went to Coachella together, which we all know is the one true sign of friendship. Unfortunately, their sisterhood was not to laugh, as Selena erased all her photos with them on Instagram this past week, unfollowed them (and Taylor Swift, so who knows what’s happening there) and is apparently pretty pissed off since Kylie apparently slept with Justin Bieber?

From TMZ:

Sources close to Selena tell us, the singer had an epiphany after Coachella last week — where she was surrounded by booze and drugs while hanging with the Jenner girls, Justin Bieber … and all the hangers-on that come with them.

We’re told Selena’s sick of that scene — so she’s decided to cut out what she considers the biggest sources of negativity … Jenner girls included.

Selena made the cut official, and public … by unfollowing Kendall and Kylie on Instagram. She also deleted all her Coachella selfies with the sisters. The Insta-purge continued … with Bieber and a bunch of others getting dropped — and, in fact, she’s currently following ZERO people.

We’re told Selena is determined to stay on the straight and narrow — focusing on music and, get this … going to church almost daily.

Huh, okay. Oh, and about that Kylie/JB affair – here’s what The Sun had to say about it:

“Selena is convinced something has gone on between Justin and Kylie,” an insider tells the British publication, adding that Gomez went “berserk.”

Upon learning of this hook-up, she “called [things] off” with Bieber.

Oh God, until the next one, right? These kids, I swear to God. They’re all an absolute mess. Selena would do well to keep herself in that church!

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How dare you point out Kylie Jenner’s plastic surgery!

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Kylie Jenner is a pretty girl, sure. She’ll grow up to be a pretty woman with lots of money and a “modeling” career or whatever it is she wants to do because that’s how her life is set up. However, her life is also set up to be full of numerous plastic surgery procedures, several of which I think have pretty clearly already been performed, despite the fact that she’s still just a teenager.

Apparently some plastic surgeon told OK Australia that Kylie showed signs of having had surgery on her nose and Botox injections in her lips (nevermind the sudden boobs that popped up out of nowhere), but Kylie is offended that you could ever say such a thing and took to Twitter to express her feelings.



No, girl, we didn’t forget. That’s part of the reason everyone’s so outraged. Shame, really.

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner “Wrote” a Book, Apparently

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It really kinda cracks me up that anyone is supposed to believe that Kendall and Kylie Jenner – teenagers who are more concerned with modeling and Instagram selfies than pretty much anything else in life – got together and sat down to write a Young Adult novel. However, we are indeed supposed to believe that, as the two are releasing Rebels: City of Indra. It’s a dystopian story that THEY DEFINITELY DID NOT WRITE that apparently centers on “two super-powered girls, Lex and Livia, who embark on a journey together, not realizing their biggest danger might be each other”. Yes, that sounds right up their alley!

From E! Online:

“Kylie and I love the creative challenge and are thrilled to have been given the opportunity to share this story,” Kendall said, while her sister added, “We can’t wait to share these characters and the world we created with readers everywhere. We are so excited!”

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Karen Hunter, publisher of Karen Hunter Publishing, adds, “The story that Kendall and Kylie crafted is a thrill ride—one that their fans and fans of this genre won’t be able to put down.”

This piece of shit is coming out on June 6 – though actually, I’m probably being a bit hasty on my judgments. Given that this will have been ghostwritten, I bet it’ll actually be pretty good. I’m all about dystopian YA, but I think the fact that these two have been able to pay their way to calling themselves “authors” when I guarantee you they did nothing but sign a contract for the actual writer to execute this story kinda makes me want to stay far, far away.

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