If you sit back and think about the fact that Kendall and Kylie Jenner are part of the Kardashian clan, then the answer becomes pretty obvious: OF COURSE they’ve been partying. Last week, they went to Vignette Lounge in downtown Los Angeles, a 21-and-over sex club that they got into by presenting fake IDs and going with Scott Disick, which is a little creepy. Scott taking the equivalent of his teenage sister-in-laws to a sex club is the creepy part, that is.
There’s no doubt that these two were at this club, but there’s a bit of a disparity in the stories of how they got there. Did they give fake IDs because they weren’t recognised or did the bouncer know exactly who they are and let them in because of it without asking for proof of age?
This squarely contradicts the manager of Vignette lounge, who says the girls — ages 16 and 17 — ABSOLUTELY presented fake IDs at the door.
The Jenner sources say the doorman recognized the 2 girls … he knew exactly who they were … and let them in without asking anything about proof of age.
The Jenner sources also say the girls had no idea the club was 21 and older. The sources could not explain how Scott Disick and Khloe Kardashian — who escorted Kendall and Kylie into the club — could possibly have no idea the girls weren’t old enough to legally get in.
The sources were also mum on the photo of Kendall and Kylie — looking wasted as they sat in the back seat of their SUV as they left the club just before 2 AM.
Oh, man. What a mess – mini Kims, the both of them.
October 21, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
In a photo that’s sure to overload traffic on jailbait sites around the web, Kylie Jenner – only 15 years old, lest we forget – has posted a photo of herself on Twitter wearing a bikini. This isn’t a “normal girl, wearing a bikini to go swimming” pic, this is a “I’m a mini Kim Kardashian and I’m too damn grown for my own good” pictures, and it needs to be stopped. Sure, it’s great she has self-confidence and is comfortable with her body, blah blah, but she’s FIFTEEN, for God’s sake, and the last thing she needs to be doing is trying to be sultry and sexualised. Newsflash: you are a kid. Stop.
Between this and the whole “dating a 20-year-old rapper” thing, I’m just constantly in a state of SMH at this girl and her entire family. Why do girls want to grow up so fast, and why the hell didn’t momager extraordinare Kris tell her to take this shit down because the internet is full of perverts? Christ. Oh, and here’s what she has to say about… whatever, getting older, growing boobs, something:
Yes, I'm changing. Thats what you do when you grow up.. If I was the same person I was when I was 10, it'd be a bit strange don't u think?
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) July 3, 2013
July 8, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Kylie Jenner is only 15 years old, but considering her sisters all shacked up with bros pretty early on, we can’t help but speculate on who she and Kendall might be dating at any given time. Kylie was first tied to Jaden Smith but denied that, and now she’s apparently dating some kid called Lil Twist – I’m guessing he’s a wannabe rapper and no, I’m not going to make a tag for him – since they were seen going to get ice cream together. Aw, puppy love.
However, Kylie hit back at the rumours and insisted they weren’t true… on Twitter, of course. Where else? Do we actually live our lives anymore anywhere besides Twitter?
Media always making it seem like I'm dating everyone I'm seen with.. Makes no sense to me. Don't listen to everything u see, people.
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) July 4, 2013
Not to play her out, but Kylie was (or is) definitely hooking up with Jaden because they were pictured holding hands – like, fingers entwined holding hands. You don’t do that shit with your friends. Mmhmmmm.
July 5, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Kylie Jenner, the lesser Jenner, showed off a new piercing on her twitter account. I think it is gross. Not as gross as a belly button piercing, but pretty gross. This is my own opinion. Maybe you think her piercing is awesome. Whatever. That’s your burden.
So what did she pierce? Her nail. Her long-ass, hopefully acrylic nail.
Is this a thing now? Curious about getting one? Here’s some info on the process from Nail Art Journal:
The procedure itself is very simple. A small hole is drilled through the nail plate with a special instrument and a stud is placed through it. You can do this at home, but considering the danger of hurting and breaking your nail, it is wiser to invest in having it done professionally by a manicurist. Usually the ring and little finger are the ones that get pierced, because they are the least active; besides, piercing looks much gentler on them.
June 22, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
In case you cared to have an update on this story, Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner were reportedly dating as of a few months back when they were seen hanging out in London together, blah blah blah. Now, however, Jaden – who, lest we forget, is only 14, has spoken out about the supposed romance for the first time, insisting that they’re just friends. AS MOST KIDS HIS AGE SHOULD BE.
From Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show:
“I love Kylie and I love [her sister] Kendall [Jenner]. They’re just really good friends,” he explained to Seacrest.
“We all just kind of hang out because we live in the same neighborhood and they’re really cool girls. I love hanging out with them. They’re just friends.”
Well, that’s fair enough. Maybe he listened to Papa Will‘s advice about not having a girlfriend. Besides, again, they’re just kids. Go ride your bike or play video games or do whatever that’s NOT dating. You have the whole rest of your life for relationships – enjoy being a kid while it lasts!
June 2, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
They say when you have multiple children that you should (and usually do) love them all equally, though in different ways. I imagine this unspoken rule is null and void, though when one of your kids puts out a sex tape that puts your entire family on the map and manages to pull in more money for you in a week than your other kids do in a year, combined. Such is the case with Kris Jenner and her brood – Khloe, Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie… and Rob. We like to forget about Rob whenever we can.
Khloe Kardashian appears on the cover of the new issue of Cosmopolitan, and her interview is… vaguely depressing. It’s probably meant to be enlightening, but it’s pretty obvious that momager Kris favours Kim over the other girls. You gotta treat your cash cow right, don’t you?
“I’d never manage my kids. We gang up on Mom and that has to be so hard. Now I’m getting older I feel sorry for her rather than resent her.
“[Once my mom told me] I was gaining weight, but she was talking to me as a manager, like I was ruining a brand deal. It’s hard to understand that and it’s more hurtful when it’s coming from my mom, but Kim is definitely her favorite.
“It doesn’t bother me. They’re so similar – they could be the same person.”
I know it seems like she doth protest too much (and seriously, who WOULDN’T care if your siblings were favoured over you?), but maybe since it’s Kris, Khloe is being honest here. After all, the most attention Kris has ever given her was when she was begging her to take a DNA test to find out whether or not she was actually a Kardashian or a by-product of her old ass affair. This whole family just needs to stop.