Bikini season is upon us. ‘Tis the time of year where we get to see “BEST AND WORST BIKINI BODS OF 2013″ splashed all over celeb magazines, along with hints of “HERE ARE 100 PEOPLE HOTTER THAN YOU ARE, F-CK YOU!” So let’s get it over with and take the wind out of our sails with this post of celebrities in bikinis and get to the inevitable who looks fat and who doesn’t and let’s cry into our pizza. Our delicious f-cking pizza. I think all these ladies look great, although I doubt some of their bikini choices, simply because some of these are ugly.
June 4, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Well wow. Talk about getting your way by hook or by crook.
Kristin Cavallari is expecting a baby with her on-again, off-again boyfriend/fiance, Jay Cutler, and it looks like this time the marriage might be on. If you remember, Kristin and Jay dated for awhile before getting betrothed, and when push finally came to shove, engagement rings were given and Kristin had already picked out a wedding dress (oh, and gift-hopes were already registered, too), Cutler unceremoniously dropped Kristin like a hot potato. Let’s take a trip down memory lane, shall we?:
She got dumped,” says a … source. “She’s absolutely devastated. She can’t believe this is happening.”
The couple, who were planning a spring wedding, became engaged in April , when Cutler popped the question in Mexico. They had been spending much of their time recently in Chicago, and Cavallari had planned to move there during the upcoming football season.
“She was planning her dream wedding, the date was set, the location – everything was set,” the source says. “She’s in shock that the dream wedding she was planning is going to end this way.”
Just a week ago, Cavallari Tweeted about her engagement party. “Thx to all my amazing friends for making my engagement party a blast last night!” she wrote.
In a quick change, however, after appearing as a contestant on Dancing With the Stars late last year, Kristin was said to have lured Cutler back into her life, confirmed that the engagement was back on, and after what may or may not have been a clever ploy to lock Jay into her life, Kristin ended up pregnant. In a joint statement issued to People, Jay and Kristin state:
“We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together. It’s an amazing time in our life and we can’t wait to meet the new addition to our growing family.”
Awesome, right? Convenient, too! I mean, I’m not saying that she did this solely to marry into the NFL family, because guys, it’s just not 1812 anymore where you have to marry the chick you knocked up. And Kristin probably knows that. But it just seems awful damned convenient that after mourning her breakup publicly for months, that the two end up reconciling and within a matter of weeks, Kristin’s pregnant. But hey, who am I to judge. You’ve got super-couples like Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, and Seal and Heidi Klum breaking up left and right. None of us know anything about the ways of love anymore, guys, seriously.
So, congratulations are in order one way or the other, girl. Even if things don’t work out with your token football player, you still have that darling little baby to keep you company for the rest of your days on earth. As for your re-engagement announcement back in November, way to get your man. But don’t get jump the gun and too excited – you’re not down the aisle yet. I mean, look at the other NFL star that knocked up a Hollywood lady: Superbowl-bound Tom Brady. He impregnated Bridget Moynahan and before she had a spare second to enter her third trimester, he’d dropped her and started shacking up with Gisele Bundchen. And then he had a baby with her and married her.
Don’t be caught unaware, girl.
January 23, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
Kunis met her date, Sgt. Scott Moore, at the gala. She wore a simple black gown to the formal event, which was held in Greenville, North Carolina. (Sgt. Moore only recently returned from Afghanistan.)
There are only two photos from the Ball, and not much else in the way of story, so, uh.
Here’s something! In less-reported news, Kristin Cavallari also accepted an invitation to a Marine Corps Ball, though this one was extended via Twitter. She attended the gala on Thursday night, looking absolutely killer in an aquamarine Grecian dress. And—this is the cutest part of the story—Cavallari stayed for the entire event. The girl knows how to lock a party down!
November 20, 2011 at 8:30 am by Jenn
After what a lot of people are saying ‘only’ eight months of dating, Kristin Cavallari and NFL quarterback Jay Cutler are engaged. The couple started dating last fall, and after weeks of Cavallari telling people left and right that she’s so in love, her man Jay popped the question this past weekend on a Caribbean mini-vacation.
Me, I don’t necessarily think that eight months is too soon for a proposal – I mean, shit. First off, it’s two fairly-known people in Hollywood. Eight months is like two years at the very least. Second? It’s not like they were dating for eight weeks or something. There was this dude who called in on Delilah the other night to request a wedding song for him and his bride, and when Delilah asked him how long they’d be together, he said a month. Even fucking Delilah didn’t know how to respond, you know? A month. And they were engaged and getting married the following week. I almost wrecked the car when I heard ‘four weeks.’ (laugh all you want at me listening to Delilah in the car, but it’s not like I listen to that crap at home or anything.) But hey. It’ll either end one of two ways: Delilah’s boy and his woman will end up happily ever after, or they’ll be applying for an annulment in six weeks.
So anyway. Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler. Engaged, woo! Congratulations are in order!
April 26, 2011 at 4:30 am by Sarah
Tyler Shields recently did a photo shoot with Laguna Beach and The Hills star Kristin Cavallari. Tyler is known for getting famous women to do pretty wild things for his camera (remember when he was arrested with these ladies?) and these photos are no exception. The hottest pics are in the gallery, ’cause they weren’t totally suitable for the front page of the site.
I know, I know. Who wants to see a bunch of pictures of some reality famewhore acting like a skankbag for some celeb photographer’s lens? Whatever. Feel free to hate her because I can love her enough for all of us.
September 10, 2010 at 2:26 pm by Molls
We’re a day late on these, and I apologize, but I swear I couldn’t find them on the photo services until tonight.
All our favorite Hills castmembers were there: Audrina! Stephanie! Lo! Brody! Holly! Kristen! COCAINE! (not pictured)
And LAUREN CONRAD, who looks fucking fantastic and happy and wonderful and OMG I love you so much Lauren Conrad. There was NEVER a show after you left! And you are BY FAR the most beautiful of all these people and it doesn’t look like you’ve had a stitch of work done. I’m so happy for you that you ditched this train before it wrecked.
Conspicuously absent: Heidi and Spencer. Because they’re fucking insane and weren’t invited. Seriously, though, I was talking with a girlfriend yesterday about how freakin’ tragic it is for Heidi that this show ever happened to her. Like, she was this perfectly nice, cute girl from Colorado with a lovely future ahead of her who is now pretty much the textbook definition of what it looks like when someone gets sucked into Hollywood. Her face and body are mutilated. Her family hates her. Her marriage was a sham and her “husband” is a candidate for a lobotomy. I hate to say it, but I feel awful for her. I don’t know how you even begin to pick up the pieces after your life has become so shattered.
Lastly: I hate Kristin Cavallari as much as the next person, but I would give up a finger or two for her legs. This bitch gives Jen Aniston a run for her money.