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Kristin Cavallari Is Pregnant With Her Third Child

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We don’t really talk too much about Kristin Cavallari around here, mostly because… well, she doesn’t really do anything of note. She’s married to Jay Cutler, she’s “too skinny”, and she’s got not one but two babies now… oh, and there’s a third one on the way. Kristin revealed on Monday that she and Jay are expecting their third child together!

The news was announced on her official app (???), because does anything really happen if there’s no money to be made off it? I think not.

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I have to say, three kids in such a short period of time is BONKERS. The two she’s got now are both under 3, and she’s adding another one to the mix? Yikes – though I guess when you’re rich and can afford nannies and the like, it’s a lot more manageable.

Congrats to them, in any case!

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Kristin Cavallari Thinks She’s Too Skinny


Kristin Cavallari recently had a baby, and while most celebs (and normal women) struggle to keep the weight off, Cavallari claims she’s struggling to keep it on. Yeah, there’s a change. We don’t usually hear that one too often.

Even though she thinks she’s too thin, she still works her butt off at the gym and eats scarily well.

Cavallari talked about her “oh poor me” inability to gain weight plus her workout regimen with E!, saying:

“There’s no real secret, I work my butt off in the gym,” the fashionista revealed to E! News. “I woke up at 5:30 a.m. and went and walked uphill on the treadmill for 30 minutes.”

[...] “I try to work out four to five times a week and I eat incredibly healthy,” she shared. “I’m the kind of person that does not eat any toxic chemicals…I just try to eat real food. I think probably the best tip is that I try to always get a vegetable in somehow, even in the morning if you’re making a smoothie, you can throw some spinach in it and it’s an easy way to get a serving of greens.”

“I don’t why or how, but after I had children, my body literally changed. And now for me, it’s about trying to keep muscle on and gain muscle, so that, yeah, I don’t look too thin,” she explained. “It’s very easy, because I have no curves, that I can look really skinny and I don’t like that look. So, yes, I’m drinking protein shakes, I’m trying to put on muscle and I’m lifting very heavy weight right now.”

Hey, you do you, girl. Every woman should be confident in her body and happy with the way she looks, so I’ll try not to roll my eyes too hard, but I just can’t stand when celebs say stuff like that.

It’s just, if she really wanted to gain weight, she could, you know, stop waking up at 5:30 AM to work out, you know? But I guess she wants to put on muscle, so yeah.

I’m just jealous, I wish my problem was thinking I can “look really skinny” and not liking that.

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Surprise! ‘The Hills’ Was Pretty Much Scripted!

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If you’re a big enough idiot to believe that “reality shows” like The Hills are completely unscripted and present actual events, you’re an idiot. There’s literally no other way to put it. Literally no one with a working brain thinks that what they’re watching on these shows is real life. And yet here, at the end of 2013, we have Kristin Cavallari giving us all “revelations” on what filming the show (which went off-air in 2010, by the way) was really like. Lord almighty.

Here’s what she said on Bethenny Frankel‘s (LOL) talkshow:

“I had fake relationships, fake fights. I can tell you this, I don’t care anymore at this point it’s been so many years. Brody Jenner at the time was dating Jayde Nicole.

“On the show, they had us ‘dating’ for a few episodes, they pretended like him and Jayde broke up and I was dating Brody and then Jayde and I got in a huge fight because she saw us out at the club, which wasn’t real at all. They were together the entire time.”

I only have one thing to say here, and that is: DUH.

It’s exactly like The Only Way is Essex, Made in Chelsea, the Real Housewives of Whereverthefuck, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, etc are all like. The great thing is, I’m not watching to have some grand truth revealed to me. I’m watching to be entertained, just like I watch any other openly fictional show. One in the same.

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Ladies And Gentlemen: Celebrities In Bikinis

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Bikini season is upon us. ‘Tis the time of year where we get to see “BEST AND WORST BIKINI BODS OF 2013″ splashed all over celeb magazines, along with hints of “HERE ARE 100 PEOPLE HOTTER THAN YOU ARE, F-CK YOU!” So let’s get it over with and take the wind out of our sails with this post of celebrities in bikinis and get to the inevitable who looks fat and who doesn’t and let’s cry into our pizza. Our delicious f-cking pizza. I think all these ladies look great, although I doubt some of their bikini choices, simply because some of these are ugly.

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Kristin Cavallari is Having a Baby!

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Well wow. Talk about getting your way by hook or by crook.

Kristin Cavallari is expecting a baby with her on-again, off-again boyfriend/fiance, Jay Cutler, and it looks like this time the marriage might be on. If you remember, Kristin and Jay dated for awhile before getting betrothed, and when push finally came to shove, engagement rings were given and Kristin had already picked out a wedding dress (oh, and gift-hopes were already registered, too), Cutler unceremoniously dropped Kristin like a hot potato. Let’s take a trip down memory lane, shall we?:

She got dumped,” says a … source. “She’s absolutely devastated. She can’t believe this is happening.”

The couple, who were planning a spring wedding, became engaged in April [2011], when Cutler popped the question in Mexico. They had been spending much of their time recently in Chicago, and Cavallari had planned to move there during the upcoming football season.

“She was planning her dream wedding, the date was set, the location – everything was set,” the source says. “She’s in shock that the dream wedding she was planning is going to end this way.”

Just a week ago, Cavallari Tweeted about her engagement party. “Thx to all my amazing friends for making my engagement party a blast last night!” she wrote.

In a quick change, however, after appearing as a contestant on Dancing With the Stars late last year, Kristin was said to have lured Cutler back into her life, confirmed that the engagement was back on, and after what may or may not have been a clever ploy to lock Jay into her life, Kristin ended up pregnant. In a joint statement issued to People, Jay and Kristin state:

“We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together. It’s an amazing time in our life and we can’t wait to meet the new addition to our growing family.”

Awesome, right? Convenient, too! I mean, I’m not saying that she did this solely to marry into the NFL family, because guys, it’s just not 1812 anymore where you have to marry the chick you knocked up. And Kristin probably knows that. But it just seems awful damned convenient that after mourning her breakup publicly for months, that the two end up reconciling and within a matter of weeks, Kristin’s pregnant. But hey, who am I to judge. You’ve got super-couples like Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, and Seal and Heidi Klum breaking up left and right. None of us know anything about the ways of love anymore, guys, seriously.

So, congratulations are in order one way or the other, girl. Even if things don’t work out with your token football player, you still have that darling little baby to keep you company for the rest of your days on earth. As for your re-engagement announcement back in November, way to get your man. But don’t get jump the gun and too excited – you’re not down the aisle yet. I mean, look at the other NFL star that knocked up a Hollywood lady: Superbowl-bound Tom Brady. He impregnated Bridget Moynahan and before she had a spare second to enter her third trimester, he’d dropped her and started shacking up with Gisele Bundchen. And then he had a baby with her and married her.

Don’t be caught unaware, girl.

Mila Kunis and Kristin Cavallari Both Attended Military Balls!

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Last week Justin Timberlake attended a Marine Corps Ball, just as he said he would; on Friday night, it was Mila’s turn.

Kunis met her date, Sgt. Scott Moore, at the gala. She wore a simple black gown to the formal event, which was held in Greenville, North Carolina. (Sgt. Moore only recently returned from Afghanistan.)

There are only two photos from the Ball, and not much else in the way of story, so, uh.

Here’s something! In less-reported news, Kristin Cavallari also accepted an invitation to a Marine Corps Ball, though this one was extended via Twitter. She attended the gala on Thursday night, looking absolutely killer in an aquamarine Grecian dress. And—this is the cutest part of the story—Cavallari stayed for the entire event. The girl knows how to lock a party down!

Kristin Cavallari is Probably Getting Married Soon

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After what a lot of people are saying ‘only’ eight months of dating, Kristin Cavallari and NFL quarterback Jay Cutler are engaged. The couple started dating last fall, and after weeks of Cavallari telling people left and right that she’s so in love, her man Jay popped the question this past weekend on a Caribbean mini-vacation.

Me, I don’t necessarily think that eight months is too soon for a proposal – I mean, shit. First off, it’s two fairly-known people in Hollywood. Eight months is like two years at the very least. Second? It’s not like they were dating for eight weeks or something. There was this dude who called in on Delilah the other night to request a wedding song for him and his bride, and when Delilah asked him how long they’d be together, he said a month. Even fucking Delilah didn’t know how to respond, you know? A month. And they were engaged and getting married the following week. I almost wrecked the car when I heard ‘four weeks.’ (laugh all you want at me listening to Delilah in the car, but it’s not like I listen to that crap at home or anything.) But hey. It’ll either end one of two ways: Delilah’s boy and his woman will end up happily ever after, or they’ll be applying for an annulment in six weeks.

So anyway. Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler. Engaged, woo! Congratulations are in order!