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3Kris Jenner Is Flapping Her Gums About Khloe and Lamar’s Divorce

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While Khloe Kardashian has been laying low since filing for divorce from husband Lamar Odom earlier this week, there’s one person you can always count on to give you the scoop – even if it’s not a scoop you asked or even one that’s particularly appropriate. That’s right, Kris Jenner is here to run her mouth about her daughter’s personal affairs, because what else has she got to do?

Here’s what the worst momager in the world told E! News:

“Khloé really is so great. She’s strong and…the good news is that she’s busy and you know, keeps her real busy. But she’s good,” Kris tells us.

“She’s got such a big heart but she also is very sensitive. She’s got that tougher exterior and sensitive inside, but she’s good. She’s got all of us all around her and I’ll see her later, and yeah, she’s good. I was with her yesterday and she’s a gift. She’s one of my biggest blessings.”

“I think that when you have a tough decision to make and you finally make it, it’s always a relief to come through that process, but it is a process. So we’ll see.”

That… kinda doesn’t make sense. She’s busy and keeps her real busy? I think the takeaway from that is that she’s got a lot going on, anyway. But seriously, was making any kind of statement necessary? This family’s inability to live through any life event without making some kind of statement to E! is insane.

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December 18, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

7Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

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Dita Von Teese, world’s most glamorous EVERYTHING.

Welcome again to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week in which we point out who looked great, bad, and most WTF. Last week Amanda Seyfried won my pick for best dressedWho will get it this week? Did Christina Applegate do something to her lips/face or is it just unfortunate makeup? And how many wacky outfits did we post of Gaga‘s?

Remember to have your picks ready at the end for the BEST, WORST, and most WTF outfits/looks.

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December 13, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

4The Kardashian Kristmas Kard Is Here!

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It’s time for the annual Kardashian family Christmas card, and it’s just as weird as ever. There’s absolutely nothing about this picture that says ‘Christmas’ – no trees, no garland, nothing but old gossip magazines, dollar signs and Bruce‘s swimming awards in a case. I’m not sure what the point is of this David LaChappelle shoot, but it certainly isn’t anything to get you in the holiday spirit.

Notice that Scott Disick is nowhere to be seen, nor are Lamar Odom or even Rob Kardashian. Is he just not part of the family anymore? It’s all too bizarre and awful.

Up close photos (if you dare) are below:

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December 2, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer

3Let’s See What Celebrities Ate For Thanksiving Dinner

 

Did everyone eat a shit ton of food yesterday? Are you getting amped up for leftovers today? Well, celebs had their feasts yesterday too, with some looking a bit better than others’. Of course, MUCH of this food was catered and you can tell. Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner tried to pretend they had home cooking, but their Instagram followers weren’t fooled and called them out on having chefs/caterers for the big day, LOL. Justin Bieber‘s dinner looked like the most un-fun thing ever. Just looking at these is making me hungry.

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November 29, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer

0Kris Jenner Cried Herself to Sleep Over Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

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I can only imagine the complex emotions that must have run through Kris Jenner‘s head when Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape “leaked” a few years back: joy, elation, excitement, appreciation, anticipation… you get the point. While it’s clear that Kris clearly saw her daughter fucking on camera as the huge financial and career opportunity it actually did turn out to be, she’s trying to say now that she “cried herself to sleep” over it. Why, because you hadn’t considered making it happen years earlier? Because you probably had a lot to do with its release, anyway.

Here’s what she had to say on Joan Rivers’ web series, In Bed with Joan:

“I cried myself to sleep. I don’t think anything can prepare you for something like that when it comes to your daughter.

“I had to go into a room and cry for a couple days and say, ‘Okay, pull yourself to-fucking-gether because you have to be here for all these kids and your family, and you have to show them as an example how to get through this’.”

LOL, yeah, okay. She also claims she doesn’t really get money for being her kids’ momager:

“I said to the girl, ‘I love what I do. I think I have a lot to offer. I think I’m good at what I do but my thing is I would never take that for my own’.”

The Kardashian/Jenner family could literally comprise an entire study on famewhoring. Literally, the scholar doing it wouldn’t need to look to any other examples outside of this family. I cannot with any of them (except you, Khloe… but you need to get rid of Lamar SOON).

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November 7, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

2Kris Jenner Is “Too Busy” to Date

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Kris Jenner announced her separation from Bruce Jenner, her husband of twenty odd years, earlier this month. It was all very… not surprising in the least, as Kris is a cougar about town and ready to sink her teeth into a new relationship openly (as opposed to the several affairs I’m 100% sure she had during her marriage to Bruce).

While lots of reports have suggested several potential partners for Kris, she’s had to speak out and say it’s all lies! She’s not dating anyone, in fact, because she simply doesn’t have time. After all, you can’t be the momager of someone like Kim Kardashian (the other two… whatever) and still have much time for your own life.

Anyway, here’s the shit she fed E! Online:

“I don’t have time to date anybody. I mean it all sounds great, right? My fake little fantasy life that they’re making up for me as I go along,” she tells E! News. “Some of the things people write often fascinate me…it’s like a creative writing experience. But, I’m not dating anybody, but I do have a lot of really great friends who are a lot of fun and we hang out all the time. I’m working on a lot of amazing projects at work, that I’ll tell you about later [winks].”

Oh, fuck off, Kris. Is the new project because your stupid talk show that tanked (other than the day you managed to manipulate Kanye into coming on) so you kinda have to plan something new?

No one cares about who she’s dating, either. Whoever it is will most likely be a gold digging young whipper snapper (see: Madonna, Jennifer Lopez – not that she’s on either of their levels in the slightest) who won’t be worth the words typed about him.

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October 29, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
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