Kris Jenner‘s talk show is tanking. That’s not an actual fact as I’m not sure what the real ratings are, but it must be tanking. Who the hell is watching it? I mean, aside from the whole baby stunt, there is literally zero reason to tune in… until now! Word on the street is that Yeezy himself has filmed an interview for the show which will air during its finale (a finale already?).
From US Weekly:
Kris Jenner’s talk show will be ending its trial run with a VIP guest! A source confirms to Us Weekly that Kanye West has taped an appearance on Kris, where he talked about his relationship with Jenner’s daughter Kim Kardashian and their 2-month-old baby girl, North.
West, 36, taped his special interview with Jenner, 57, in Culver City, Calif. on Monday, Aug. 19. The insider tells Us the rapper is “really bringing it” for the interview and opens up about the baby, living with Kris Jenner, his relationship with the press and love for Kardashian.
West even joked that he’s been “so in love” with Kim, whom he began dating in April 2012, that he thought about “playing sports.”
A second source tells Us that West’s exclusive interview will air Friday, Aug. 23, which is the finale episode of Jenner’s six-week trial summer run.
Wow, it sounds like a hoot – Kanye cracking jokes? Details on North (WHO REALLY CARES?)? Kris Jenner’s obnoxious face? COUNT ME IN (OUT).
August 20, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
… Which most likely means that they are. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got married back in 2009 after dating for about a month, so it’s no surprise that thinks aren’t so honky dory four years on. Especially since Lamar has apparently been cheating on Khloe for years, and with several women, at that. He even got in a fight with a paparazzo who dared to question him about sticking it in other ladies.
In any case, all of this has led to rumours that Khlomar will soon be no more, prompting Momager Kris to hop to the rescue and insist that’s not happening, even though it probably definitely is.
From E! News:
“Khloé and Lamar are absolutely not getting divorced,” Kris Jenner told E! News. “There’s been no talk of divorce.”
Who knows, maybe Lamar hasn’t cheated. I mean, he definitely has, but let’s all live in a fantasy world like Khloe was when she posted this on her blog earlier this year:
It is a complete waste of time to address these reports every time they print these ridiculous and absurd tabloid stories, but not only are these stories untrue, they’re also unfair to the people who buy the magazines expecting to read accurate reports. Anyone who pays attention to these things can easily see the incredible bond that everyone in my family shares. I’m happily married to a wonderful man and fall in love with him more and more each day, and we’ll have a baby when god wants us to and when the time is right. These blatant lies are distasteful and shameless.
Oh, girl. Such a shame.
August 16, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Kris Jenner is undoubtedly excited as hell to give the world insider info about her new granddaughter. On The View, she shared with us lucky commoners the reasoning behind Kim and Kanye‘s decision to name their baby North, thus making the baby’s full name North West. Here’s what this gorgeous human being had to say, via Los Angeles Times:
You know, I love the name North. I’m pro-North, absolutely. The way [Kim] explained it to me was that North means highest power and she says that North is their highest point together. And I thought that was really sweet.
Okay. Not to be outdone by her daughter’s birth, Jenner is announcing a birth of her own — her brand new and probably soon-to-be-cancelled talk show, of which she said,
I feel like I’m giving birth to something July 15.
I’m sure if Kris had her way she’d hold that baby above her head Rafiki style within the first 5 seconds of the show’s premiere.
And it moves us allllllllll.
It must be noted though, that the name North West is still better than the names Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee‘s kid) and Audio Science (Shannyn Sossamon’s kid).
June 26, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Khloe Kardashian let it leak last week that Kris and Bruce Jenner are totally living in separate houses, leading some to believe their marriage might be coming to an end in the near future. While Khloe thinks it’s a bit weird for a married couple to need entirely different living spaces, she insisted that nothing is wrong with the relationship and they’re not having problems or anything. Yeah, okay.
Anyhow, now Kendall Jenner has felt the need to come out and protest the naysayers, calling it “just stupid” that people would assume a married couple who can’t bear to live in the same house – even when it’s a f-cking mansion with plenty of rooms where they can get away from one another – are headed for divorce court.
From The New York Times:
Bruce and Kris Jenner, married since 1991, are the subject of tabloid divorce rumors in part fueled by a story line on the show. On last week’s season premiere, Ms. Jenner appeared briefly to discuss the state of her parents’ marriage.
In the suite, in a rare unrehearsed moment, she said of the divorce rumor, “It’s just stupid; that’s not true.”
(Her mother, who famously manages her children’s careers, was not in the room.)
“I don’t feel anything about it,” Ms. Jenner said. “It doesn’t hurt me. It’s not something that gets to me. I know the truth. I live with my parents, and I know what’s going on ——”
Her publicist made a surreptitious cutting motion with her hand.
Why’s the publicist gotta be all hush hush about it if there’s nothing to hide? Maybe we need to check the PRISM documents on this family, eh? LOLZ.
Listen, Kris and Bruce probably won’t get divorced simply because it would ruin their ~precious family~ aura that they think they put out (but totally don’t). However, the fact that they’ve got different houses just goes to show that they see each other even less than they did before, and it’ll probably stay that way. Separate in every way but on paper. Sounds like a blast.
June 10, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are easily one of the most hated celebrity couples ever, right? Radaronline polled a whole mess of people and compiled a list of 14 celebrity couples that people absolutely hate and Kim and Kanye didn’t even make the list! Shocker! These lists are based on pretty much nothing, but they’re so fun; from the most hated celebrities to the ugliest male celebs, I know I like a good stupid list.
I don’t think these are actually in a particular order, in terms of most to least. The first ones on the list are Rihanna and Chris Brown. Who are the rest?Click to find out.
June 8, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Kris Jenner has no shame when it comes to…well, anything and everything. So it’s not hugely surprising that Kris really wants to use her daughter‘s as-of-now unborn baby for ratings for her talk show that hasn’t even premiered yet. From Hollywood Life:
“Kris Jenner wants Kim’s baby all over her show,” the source revealed. “Either having the name reveal or have Kim bring the kid on the show to be the first to show what the kid looks like.”
The source adds, “They know much will be revealed about the baby before the July 15 show debut, but many firsts with the baby will be revealed on Kris’ show.”
Kanye will grab that baby and run with it The Giver style (Lois Lowry whatup) before he lets Kris put his weeks-old daughter on TV. He’s fought with her over lesser things. I really can’t see this happening. And here’s more delusion from Kris:
A source tells HollywoodLife.com that Kris is really excited to use her new talk show as a way to prove she’s more than just the Kardashian mom.
“She’s excited to get even more famous with the show and will prove to everyone that she’s more than just a reality star,” the source explains.
The source adds, “She says she wants to be the new Barbara Walters, and knows what it takes to get people to open up and reveal their deepest, darkest secrets. She is the Barbara Walters for the new generation.”
So she wants to be seen as “more than the Kardashian mom” by debuting her granddaughter on her show’s premiere? Makes sense. And please, Barbra Walters is, at heart, a journalist. Kris Jenner is, at heart, tabloid fodder. The closest thing to a deep, dark secret she’s going to get anyone to reveal will be from some D-list actress who will tearfully admit that one time she didn’t order her salad dressing on the side.