9Producer Confirms What We All Knew: Kardashian Show Is Fake

Kim Kardashian is at war with ex Kris Humphries. Humphries is alleging that he’s being screwed over because their wedding was a sham and that Keeping Up With The Kardashians was edited to make him look bad.

Kardashian producer Russell Jay, came clean in court. And it’s soooo good. From Radar Online:

[Jay] says there are at least two scenes that were “scripted, reshot or edited” to make Kris look like the villain after Kim decided she wanted a divorce. Jay said in the court documents that Kim not only knew about Kris’ “surprise” proposal, but insisted producers reshoot the scene because “she didn’t like how her face looked in the first take,” according to Life & Style magazine. The magazine reports Russell reveals that a scene where Kim confesses to her mother, Kris Jenner, that she was having trouble in her marriage with Kris was actually shot after she filed for divorce in 2011.

RadarOnline.com exclusively reported about this scene being shot in December, after the trip to Dubai that took place in October before the spilt.

Jay also said that a scene where Kim is furious because Kris is having a party in their hotel room while she was out of town was faked too, and Kim was actually in the hotel and knew everything that was happening!

These can’t be the only parts of the show that were scripted. What other scenes and Kardashian moments do you think were faked?

March 14, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

8Kylie and Kendal Jenner Don’t Want to Be Kardashians

Kylie and Kendall Jenner are already nearly as insufferable as their older sisters, probably because Kris Jenner put them out on the ho stroll a few years earlier than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. However, while they love their siblings (I guess?), they aren’t krazy about being part of the Kardashian Klan and are quite happy being Bruce Jenner’s daughters, thanks very much.

From Glamour:

Glamour: We have to ask: Do you ever think about the fact that your last name isn’t Kardashian?
Kendall: We’re full-throttle Jenners! We don’t have any desire to be Kardashians.
Kylie: All that matters is that we’re a family.

I wonder what it means to be “full-throttle Jenner” – it sounds sort of mysterious and slightly illegal. The girls also discussed what life in the spotlight is like, and while they realise the endless parade of reality shows they’ve appeared in have given them a lot of what they have, it’s not always such a good thing:

Glamour: Your family leads such a public life. Is that a good thing?
Kylie: Our family is closer because of the show. And when we are older, we’ ll have the memories on tape. If some of those moments hadn’t been filmed, I wouldn’t remember them!
Kendall: We appreciate everything that we have, but we don’t remember what it’s like to be normal kids who aren’t harassed by the paparazzi. I hate that. We’re underage girls. I don’t want to be followed by random men I don’t know. It can also be hard to deal with other kids who are jealous or mean. I can’t post a picture on Instagram without being criticized.
Kylie: No one really knows what we are like. People read about us on Twitter, but they don’t know what we do all day long. We don’t really have privacy, but we have an aspect that people don’t know about.

Yeah, I’m sure the water runs deep there, ladies. Get those Mensa applications filled out, stat.

February 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Jennifer

15Guess Who’s Getting Her Own Talk Show!

It’s Kris Jenner. Kris Jenner is getting her own talk show. I bet you wish you hadn’t asked now, huh?

The show is going to have the very imaginative title of Kris, and it’s going to air for an hour, every single weekday, starting this summer. It’s going to be on Fox. It’s going to have celebrity guests, and Kris is going to discuss beauty and fashion. Basically it’s everything you could ever want.

These are all the details we know right now, but I want you to think about something. We all know how much the Kardashians like to share. Kris’ show is starting this summer. Kim is due this summer. Think about it. I’m not saying that Kim will have the baby on air, but I am saying that there’s a strong possibility that Kim might have her baby on air. Just a suggestion.

January 28, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Emily

7Kris Jenner is Hopping Mad

Ugh, so how we talked about Kris Jenner and her child-abusing ways last night? Of course she’s already got to say something about it, and it’s to the tune of “F-ck you, people who think I’m a child-abuser.”

From the Huffington Post:

The journal entries make allegations of child abuse against Jenner, detailing that on one occasion in August 1989, “Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill [Kim].”

Ellen claims the journals are authentic and told In Touch, “This was a nightmare for [Robert]… he hated to see them suffer.”

A rep for the Kardashian-Jenner family has denied the allegations, telling Gossip Cop they had “no knowledge of these diaries existing and these accusations are ridiculous and not true.” Even without the family’s statement the claims seem dubious at best given that Ellen seems to pop up every few months with bombshells about the family.

This is the same woman who last year alleged that Robert’s youngest daughter Khloe was not his biological child, but the product of an affair. Despite proof that Khloe is a biological Kardashian, Ellen continues to rehash her theories, even speaking to Life & Style magazine about it just last week — a full year after she made the initial allegations.

What makes her claims to the authenticity of the journals even more suspect is the fact that she waited all this time to come forward with them, and the fact that she and her late husband’s family clearly do not get along. Following her initial allegations about her former step-daughter’s paternity last January, Khloe addressed the claims by tweeting:

“The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this! Should be ashamed of urself,” and “I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are).”

OK, so do I believe for a second that the diary allegations are false? Oh my God, no. No, I believe that Kris Jenner is as vicious a person as these journals painted her to be, and I think that she’s more mortified that people are even hearing about this personal stuff than she is about having done it to begin with.

In short? Kris Jenner is an evil, evil bitch, and pretty much every time I hear shoddy things about Kris Jenner, I’m totally going to believe it, because that’s just how it is, OK?

January 24, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Sarah

3Surprise! Kris Jenner Was an Unfit Mother!

Are you surprised? I mean, I’m not surprised, but then again, I’m hardly surprised by anything that happens when it comes to the Kardashians and their spotty history. According to journals unearthed that were owned by the late Robert Kardashian, his former wife, Kris Jenner, wasn’t a very good mama and was often absent from the family’s home life—both emotionally and physically. Plus, rumor has it that Kris was a child-beater who often threatened her children with bodily violence if they didn’t comply with whatever her wishes of the moment happened to be. Disgusting. Unsurprising, but still disgusting.

From In Touch:

In Touch has exclusively obtained the late Robert Kardashian’s handwritten journals from his widow, Ellen Kardashian. In the journal entries, dated throughout 1989 and 1990, Robert paints a heartbreaking childhood portrait of Kim, Kourtney and Khloé and a damning picture of mom Kris Jenner. “Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill [Kim]!” Robert claimed in his diary on Aug. 24, 1989. “Kim was hysterical.” That’s just one of the shocking incidents the lawyer, who died of esophageal cancer in 2003, recorded in his journal at the time his 12-year marriage to Kris was imploding.

Robert goes on to detail Kris’ alleged affair with younger soccer player Todd Waterman, claiming Kris left her kids — all under the age of 11— for days at a time. “She doesn’t leave a number in case of emergency. She doesn’t care!” he wrote on Dec. 15, 1989. “She left [the] kids and screwed all night!” Only 10 days after that entry, Robert chronicled that “Kris couldn’t get her act together” to spend Christmas with her children, “I was home alone with 4 kids.”

Robert’s widow, Ellen, confirms the authenticity of the journals, telling In Touch, “These are authentic handwritten journals I have shared, that my late husband Robert Kardashian so carefully wrote during 1989 and 1990 at a most trying and touching time of his life. They are my personal possessions and he left them to me on his passing.”

It would appear that the family was (and, um, is) far, far more messed up than even we could guess. If it’s all really true, it kind of puts things in perspective as to why Kim and her siblings are the way they are.

Sick bitch.

January 23, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Sarah

14Kris Jenner Won’t Let Kim Kardashian Get That Annulment

Well, goodness gracious! All this time that Kris Humphries has been pushing for an annulment, Kim Kardashian has been perfectly willing to agree to his terms – the marriage was a fraud, y’all – but she hasn’t yet. And you know why? It’s because Kris Jenner is the worst mom ever, that’s why.

From Radar:

Kim Kardashian is willing to give her estranged husband, NBA star Kris Humphries, an annulment on the grounds that the marriage is fraudulent, but her momager, Kris Jenner, has shot it down because she fears that it will damage the Kardashian brand, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

“Kim has made it known that she is ready to give Kris an annulmentbecause she just wants to move on with her life. If she doesn’t give an annulment, Kim will be forced to testify at a trial after her baby is born this summer, which is the last thing she will want to do,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

“Kim’s baby daddy, Kanye West, doesn’t understand why she hasn’t already just given Kris the annulment. Kim’s momager, Kris Jenner is adamantly protesting to her daughter’s idea because of the possible ramifications it could have for the Kardashian empire. Kris is concerned about the negative press and criticism Kim will get if she goes through with it. Kris’ main concern is how E! would react to Kim’s decision since the network aired their wedding special,” the insider added.

I still don’t understand this seemingly constant fear of “damaging the brand.” It’s not like this is the thing that’s going to make or break the Kardashians. No, the Kardashians have move passed that point, and now they will live on regardless. Like cockroaches.

But still, would an annulment really do more damage than that tiny little Kimye baby at the divorce trial?

January 18, 2013 at 2:30 pm by Emily