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Kris Jenner won’t stop running her mouth about Kim and Kanye’s wedding

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Kris Jenner is one of the most desperate women alive today – desperate for attention, desperate for fame, desperate for youth, desperate for her daughters’ lives… you name it, she is clawing for it. That’s why she stopped by the TODAY show to chat to Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb on Thursday to gush about Kim & Kanye‘s magical wedding, complete with Andrea Bocelli performance.

The momager, 58, gushed that her second-eldest daughter’s Florentine nuptials were “so beautiful and magical…it was just a love fest.” In fact, Jenner added, “It was the most wonderful time I think I’ve ever had and it’s hard to explain that to somebody in words.”

Her favorite moment from the wedding? When “Kim thought she was walking down the aisle to a recording of Andrea Bocelli singing,” she explains, “And … all of a sudden she looks over and sees Andrea Bocelli standing there singing … and she looks up and she actually like screamed … it was so cute.”

Kris also wants everyone to know just how ~glamourous~ her hectic lifestyle is, with various members of her family jetting here and there 24/7:

“Yesterday morning I was walking out the door to catch a plane at 4 o’clock in the morning and Kanye was rolling in [through the door at the same time] from New York and I’m like, ‘I can’t keep track!’”

What exactly do you need to keep track of? When Kanye – who is your son-in-law, not your husband or your infant – is coming home? Not buying the Kardashian/Jenner lifestyle as anything worthwhile. It all just seems a bit sad, to me. As for Rob, she just said that everyone is praying for him to get his life together and called him “a great human being”. In other words, he’s a cheeseburger away from being banished from the family.

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Kris Jenner calls Rob Kardashian ‘an obese person with a failed sock line’

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Oh dear, there is some drama in the Kardashian/Jenner family at the moment, isn’t there? First Rob flew back to LA ahead of Kim and Kanye’s wedding over him appearing in pictures and “bringing down the family name” and now apparently his own mother, momager Kris, has been treating him like shit since she views him as “an obese person with a failed sock line”, which… LOL (even though not LOL).

From Radar Online (via Star Magazine):

“Everyone thinks he skipped the wedding because of Kim, but it’s him mom who makes him feel terrible,” a source told Star magazine.

“Rob is spiraling out of control and it’s all his mother’s fault. The world thinks the Kardashians are so happy, but Kris treats Rob like dirt. He says she’s a monster.”

“Kris says he’s the only one of her kids who is an embarrassment — an obese person with a failed sock line,” the source charged.

“Rob needs to stop lying and own up to the fact that he has issues. Until he admits to his problems, he’s not going to get better.”

I mean, maybe it’s just me, but I sort of feel like Kris is a bigger embarrassment considering she’s trying to rival Joan Rivers in the plastic surgery department and is desperate to live vicariously through putting her daughters on the Hollywood ho stroll. What’s worse – being an awful human being with nothing about you whatsoever personality-wise, or being fat? I’ll take fat, thanks.

I know Rob’s an adult, but can someone please adopt him into their family so he can get away from this bullshit? I actually feel bad for the guy.

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Kris Jenner cried herself to sleep when Kendall moved out

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner are busy promoting “their” book, Rebels: City of Indra: The Story of Lex and Livia (the fuck is with that title?), so of course the topic of Kendall’s recent purchase of a sprawling new mansion of an apartment came up. Turns out momager Kris wasn’t too happy with her daughter leaving the next and apparently “cried herself to sleep” over it. Just like she did over Kim’s sex tape leaking, eh?

From Live! with Kelly and Michael (via US Weekly):

Kendall…  said her mom “definitely came up to me and told me she cried herself to sleep a couple of nights.”

The Vogue model added, in true momager form, Kris wanted to help with everything. “When it actually happened — last week I moved in — and she literally did everything, like helped moving me in and stuff and she’s like, ‘I got it. I got it,’” Kendall revealed, adding, “And I was like, ‘But this is my first place, I want to be able to do it.’”

Ay carumba. I suppose it’ll be harder to micromanage Kendall’s career if she’s not under Kris’ thumb. Then again, it might force Kris to have more time to live her own life rather than trying to live vicariously through her daughters. Still, she has Kylie at home, so she’ll be the next out on the stroll (though she’s already made a valiant start).

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