If I had to make a list of things I never want to see in my lifetime, ever ever ever under any circumstance, I’d have to put a Kris Jenner sex tape at the top of that list. But apparently she made one, and apparently someone has it and they want the Momager Supreme to fork over some big bucks or else they’re going to sell it and put it on the Internet. Clearly this guy hasn’t got the memo that that’s exactly the kind of publicity this family likes, but whatever…
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … L.A. County Sheriff’s Deputies went to the Jenner house Tuesday and took a report, which says Kris has been receiving up to 300 phone calls, voice mails and texts a day for the last few weeks — day and night — from someone who says they have the tape.
We’re told the person has recently told Kris if she doesn’t ante up a big sum … TMZ will post the sex tape. FYI … it’s not true and besides, it’s not up our alley.
Kris told deputies there is no such tape and the caller even flip-flopped during several calls and said Khloe — not Kris — starred in the tape.
Kris claims it’s extortion, and deputies have launched an investigation.
Who can say if this thing even exists? I suppose there’s a possibility that it doesn’t, but Kris seems like that’s exactly the kinda freak shit she’d be into, so I can see it. However, what would it really do either way? It certainly won’t HURT her “career” in any way, and could in fact help it like it did for Kim (though maybe not, considering). I just wonder who the market would be for this. It all seems so bizarre!
March 26, 2014 at 3:00 pm by Jennifer
Did you know that the exterior shots of the Kardashian/Jenner house on Keeping Up with the Kardashians aren’t actually their houses? Sure, lots of sitcoms and dramas use exteriors, but it’s sorta rare for a “reality show” to do so… but of course Kris Jenner and Co. do. However, they’ll have to find another exterior, because “their” house is being sold.
The Kardashians might have to pretend they live in a different L.A. mansion — very soon — TMZ has learned, the one they currently use for exterior shots on their reality show is for sale … listed at $6.25 million … and whoever buys it has the right to pull the plug on the show.
Sorry to burst your bubble — but the outside view of the “Jenner House” from KUWTK isn’t the house the family actually lives in — we’re told Kris and co. didn’t want to show the outside of their real house (located 20 miles away) for security reasons.
It’s a pretty common trick in Hollywood — except it’s usually used for TV shows that shoot in studios or on sound stages. Not really in “reality.”
LOL to them. I guess they’re afraid people might come and egg their house or whatever, but that’s idiotic considering how easy it is to find out which celebrities live where – especially in LA. Get a grip, idiots.
March 5, 2014 at 3:30 pm by Jennifer
Kris Jenner cares about one thing in life: money. Oh, make that two things – she cares about publicity, too. They sorta go hand in hand, so if anything comes along in life to threaten that, she’ll be there like a bat out of hell to make sure every tabloid going has got her family’s face plastered on the front of it at all costs.
For this reason, poor Rob Kardashian has sorta fallen by the wayside, relegated to a life of designing an exclusive sock collection because he got fat. Like, real fat by Kardashian standards. While he’s been working on slimming down and getting his life on track, apparently that’s not good enough and Kris is ready to send his ass to fat camp so he can stop embarrassing the family.
From The Daily Mail:
Kris Jenner is reported to have told her son Rob Kardashian he is an embarrassment to the family.
The 26-year-old has battled a persistent weight gain since splitting with Rita Ora in 2012, and the momager is alleged to have said enough is enough.
Kris, 58, reportedly hit out at Rob saying his fitness struggle has made him lose ‘out on business opportunities’.
A source told the publication: ‘Rob is fatter than ever, and Kris finally flat out told him he’s an embarrassment to the family.
‘She called him a fat slob and said he’s losing out on business opportunities because no one wants someone as huge as him representing their products.’
And his sisters are alleged to be supporting Kris’ position: ‘They’re embarrassed to be photographed with him and bully him for being fat.’
The insider added: ‘They also tease him by leaving cakes and cookies around to tempt him.’
But that’s not all, as Kris wants Rob to go to fat camp: ‘She’s told him that if he wants to continue to be an active part of their family, he’s going to attend a camp and lose the weight once and for all.’
What a wonderful family to be part of. I’m surprise she actually suggested that he work out to lose weight, but I suppose there’s no plastic surgery for that, really (none that he’s big enough to qualify for) and that’s usually that family’s go-to for everything.
I dunno, Rob was always kind of a layabout who lived off his sisters’ charity when he was younger (from what we saw on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but who knows how that was edited), but I feel bad for him. He’s part of a family of harpy fame whores who care more about their “images” than they do about their actual family. I hate to say it, but it’s true. No wonder the dude has taken to eating for comfort. When you’re surrounded by people who literally starve themselves to make sure they can strip off for whatever magazine comes calling at the drop of a dime.
February 10, 2014 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer
Kris Jenner pretty much needs to use her kids to get any sort of attention. First she flapped her gums about Khloe Kardashian’s divorce, and now she’s blabbing about Kim and Kanye‘s upcoming wedding. Here’s the exclusive she gave People:
We have a pretty big family. I don’t think it will be two people in a chapel, if you know what I mean!
She also admitted that she hasn’t actually been asked to help plan the wedding or do anything, saying,
I don’t know if they’ll [Kim and Kanye] let me jump in. That’s two very creative minds getting together and they definitely have their own ideas.
I can picture exactly what their wedding will be like. From these “two very creative minds” I’m sure we’re going to see:
- A carnival. A literal carnival. Like a big-ass ferris wheel at the reception.
- Champagne vending machines.
- Lots of C-list celebrities throwing themselves in front of cameras, while Jay Z and Beyoncé try their hardest not to be noticed.
- Life-sized cutouts of Kanye lining the aisle.
- Kim in 3 different wedding dresses. One of them will be some tacky white Herve Leger bullshit.
- Kanye interrupting the best man’s toast.
- Kanye interrupting the father-daughter dance.
- Kanye interrupting the cake-cutting.
You get the idea.
What do YOU expect from this wedding? Aside from an expensive divorce.
December 22, 2013 at 10:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
While Khloe Kardashian has been laying low since filing for divorce from husband Lamar Odom earlier this week, there’s one person you can always count on to give you the scoop – even if it’s not a scoop you asked or even one that’s particularly appropriate. That’s right, Kris Jenner is here to run her mouth about her daughter’s personal affairs, because what else has she got to do?
Here’s what the worst momager in the world told E! News:
“Khloé really is so great. She’s strong and…the good news is that she’s busy and you know, keeps her real busy. But she’s good,” Kris tells us.
“She’s got such a big heart but she also is very sensitive. She’s got that tougher exterior and sensitive inside, but she’s good. She’s got all of us all around her and I’ll see her later, and yeah, she’s good. I was with her yesterday and she’s a gift. She’s one of my biggest blessings.”
“I think that when you have a tough decision to make and you finally make it, it’s always a relief to come through that process, but it is a process. So we’ll see.”
That… kinda doesn’t make sense. She’s busy and keeps her real busy? I think the takeaway from that is that she’s got a lot going on, anyway. But seriously, was making any kind of statement necessary? This family’s inability to live through any life event without making some kind of statement to E! is insane.
December 18, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Welcome again to Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week in which we point out who looked great, bad, and most WTF. Last week Amanda Seyfried won my pick for best dressed. Who will get it this week? Did Christina Applegate do something to her lips/face or is it just unfortunate makeup? And how many wacky outfits did we post of Gaga‘s?
Remember to have your picks ready at the end for the BEST, WORST, and most WTF outfits/looks.