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Kris Jenner went to the hospital and took Bruce with her

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Kris Jenner may be having a bit of a health problem, as she headed to hospital on Wednesday afternoon with estranged (?) husband Bruce at her side.

From TMZ:

Kris Jenner has a medical problem that required her to go to the hospital, and even though they’re separated when times get tough her go-to person is still Bruce.

We’ve learned Kris just went to a hospital in Thousand Oaks — near her home — for X-rays and possible tests for an undisclosed medical problem.  She was accompanied by Bruce, who we believe came from his home in Malibu to be with her.

Kris and Bruce have actually become closer we’re told since their separation, because there’s no tension over the relationship anymore — they’re simply close friends and confidantes.

Again … it’s unclear why Kris needed to go the hospital.

Huh. I’m assuming it’s nothing all that urgent, and frankly it’s none of our business what it is anyway, but hope she’s okay. I know I’m no Kris Jenner fan, but I don’t wish bad shit on anyone, whether I like them or not (and let’s be honest – we don’t actually know her, so “not liking her” means nothing in the real world).

By the way, E! News says this was about some “internal pains” she was having and she got a scan for “precautionary reasons”.

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Kris Jenner has full-time security to protect her from her stalker

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I’m not quite sure who on god’s green earth would want to stalk anyone in the Kardashian or Jenner family, but apparently it takes all kinds and it has happened. Last month, Kim Kardashian came face-to-face with a stalker outside of momager Kris Jenner‘s house, and now Kris has two full-time security guards WITH GUNS to watch her house 24/7 and make sure the crazies (the other crazies, of course) stay away.

Kardashian sources tell TMZ, guards are parked outside the family home in 2 vehicles which monitor her Hidden Hills estate 24 hours a day — and the guards are ARMED.

We’re told she’s paying several thousand bucks a month for the hired muscle.

Kris has had her share of scares over the last year — threatening phone calls, paparazzi intruders, SWAT pranks — but the stinker was the last straw.

TMZ broke the story, the 20-year-old man was taken into custody after allegedly sneaking onto Kris’ property. Kim called security, who then alerted police. We’re told the kid claimed he was Kendall Jenner’s boyfriend and Justin Bieber’s stepbrother. Oh yeah, and he smelled like death.

Well, that’s lovely. But again, what is wrong with these people? Anyone sick enough to stalk a celebrity is one thing, but Kris Jenner? It’s a whole new low.

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Are Kris Jenner and Bruce back together?

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Kris Jenner and Bruce decided to separate and end their marriage in October 2013, but they’ve been filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians in Thailand together and as they arrived back at LAX yesterday, it seemed they were… maybe reunited?

I mean, look – there’s not a damn thing that’s romantic about this picture – look at how they’re holding hands! I don’t think there’s any use speculating on a reunion between the two of them, but I guess anything’s possible?

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Kris Jenner is still being blackmailed over a sex tape that may or may not exist

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If I had to make a list of things I never want to see in my lifetime, ever ever ever under any circumstance, I’d have to put a Kris Jenner sex tape at the top of that list. But apparently she made one, and apparently someone has it and they want the Momager Supreme to fork over some big bucks or else they’re going to sell it and put it on the Internet. Clearly this guy hasn’t got the memo that that’s exactly the kind of publicity this family likes, but whatever…

From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … L.A. County Sheriff’s Deputies went to the Jenner house Tuesday and took a report, which says Kris has been receiving up to 300 phone calls, voice mails and texts a day for the last few weeks — day and night — from someone who says they have the tape.

We’re told the person has recently told Kris if she doesn’t ante up a big sum … TMZ will post the sex tape.  FYI … it’s not true and besides, it’s not up our alley.

Kris told deputies there is no such tape and the caller even flip-flopped during several calls and said Khloe — not Kris — starred in the tape.

Kris claims it’s extortion, and deputies have launched an investigation.

Who can say if this thing even exists? I suppose there’s a possibility that it doesn’t, but Kris seems like that’s exactly the kinda freak shit she’d be into, so I can see it. However, what would it really do either way? It certainly won’t HURT her “career” in any way, and could in fact help it like it did for Kim (though maybe not, considering). I just wonder who the market would be for this. It all seems so bizarre!

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The “Kardashian House” Is For Sale!

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Did you know that the exterior shots of the Kardashian/Jenner house on Keeping Up with the Kardashians aren’t actually their houses? Sure, lots of sitcoms and dramas use exteriors, but it’s sorta rare for a “reality show” to do so… but of course Kris Jenner and Co. do. However, they’ll have to find another exterior, because “their” house is being sold.

From TMZ:

The Kardashians might have to pretend they live in a different L.A. mansion — very soon — TMZ has learned, the one they currently use for exterior shots on their reality show is for sale … listed at $6.25 million … and whoever buys it has the right to pull the plug on the show.

Sorry to burst your bubble — but the outside view of the “Jenner House” from KUWTK isn’t the house the family actually lives in — we’re told Kris and co. didn’t want to show the outside of their real house (located 20 miles away) for security reasons.

It’s a pretty common trick in Hollywood — except it’s usually used for TV shows that shoot in studios or on sound stages. Not really in “reality.”

LOL to them. I guess they’re afraid people might come and egg their house or whatever, but that’s idiotic considering how easy it is to find out which celebrities live where – especially in LA. Get a grip, idiots.

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Kris Jenner Wants to Send Rob Kardashian to Fat Camp

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Kris Jenner cares about one thing in life: money. Oh, make that two things – she cares about publicity, too. They sorta go hand in hand, so if anything comes along in life to threaten that, she’ll be there like a bat out of hell to make sure every tabloid going has got her family’s face plastered on the front of it at all costs.

For this reason, poor Rob Kardashian has sorta fallen by the wayside, relegated to a life of designing an exclusive sock collection because he got fat. Like, real fat by Kardashian standards. While he’s been working on slimming down and getting his life on track, apparently that’s not good enough and Kris is ready to send his ass to fat camp so he can stop embarrassing the family.

From The Daily Mail:

Kris Jenner is reported to have told her son Rob Kardashian he is an embarrassment to the family.

The 26-year-old has battled a persistent weight gain since splitting with Rita Ora in 2012, and the momager is alleged to have said enough is enough.

Kris, 58, reportedly hit out at Rob saying his fitness struggle has made him lose ‘out on business opportunities’.

A source told the publication: ‘Rob is fatter than ever, and Kris finally flat out told him he’s an embarrassment to the family.

‘She called him a fat slob and said he’s losing out on business opportunities because no one wants someone as huge as him representing their products.’

And his sisters are alleged to be supporting Kris’ position: ‘They’re embarrassed to be photographed with him and bully him for being fat.’

The insider added: ‘They also tease him by leaving cakes and cookies around to tempt him.’

But that’s not all, as Kris wants Rob to go to fat camp: ‘She’s told him that if he wants to continue to be an active part of their family, he’s going to attend a camp and lose the weight once and for all.’

What a wonderful family to be part of. I’m surprise she actually suggested that he work out to lose weight, but I suppose there’s no plastic surgery for that, really (none that he’s big enough to qualify for) and that’s usually that family’s go-to for everything.

I dunno, Rob was always kind of a layabout who lived off his sisters’ charity when he was younger (from what we saw on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but who knows how that was edited), but I feel bad for him. He’s part of a family of harpy fame whores who care more about their “images” than they do about their actual family. I hate to say it, but it’s true. No wonder the dude has taken to eating for comfort. When you’re surrounded by people who literally starve themselves to make sure they can strip off for whatever magazine comes calling at the drop of a dime.

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Kris Jenner Blabs About Kim And Kanye’s Wedding

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Kris Jenner pretty much needs to use her kids to get any sort of attention. First she flapped her gums about Khloe Kardashian’s divorce, and now she’s blabbing about Kim and Kanye‘s upcoming wedding. Here’s the exclusive she gave People:

We have a pretty big family. I don’t think it will be two people in a chapel, if you know what I mean!

She also admitted that she hasn’t actually been asked to help plan the wedding or do anything, saying,

I don’t know if they’ll [Kim and Kanye] let me jump in. That’s two very creative minds getting together and they definitely have their own ideas.

I can picture exactly what their wedding will be like. From these “two very creative minds” I’m sure we’re going to see:

  • A carnival. A literal carnival. Like a big-ass ferris wheel at the reception.
  • Champagne vending machines.
  • Lots of C-list celebrities throwing themselves in front of cameras, while Jay Z and Beyoncé try their hardest not to be noticed.
  • Life-sized cutouts of Kanye lining the aisle.
  • Kim in 3 different wedding dresses. One of them will be some tacky white Herve Leger bullshit.
  • Kanye interrupting the best man’s toast.
  • Kanye interrupting the father-daughter dance.
  • Kanye interrupting the cake-cutting.

You get the idea.

What do YOU expect from this wedding? Aside from an expensive divorce.

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