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Kimora Lee Simmons

Not Even Kimora Can Avoid The Law

Parking Problems

Doesn’t matter how much Fabulosity you possess, if you park illegally in LA, you’re going to drive away with a ticket. Kimora Lee Simmons learned her lesson after the Baby Phat Queen took her baby brats on a shopping spree at West Hollywood’s Kitson store. While she was playing with toys, picking up new tops and posing with merch, Kimora’s ride was parked in a red zone out front– a big no no in Los Angeles. Upon returning to her car, the former model was issued a ticket for her illegal move, and like a true diva, instead of disputing the ticket, she held it up and used it as a prob for an impromptu photo shoot with the paps.

Can We Just Talk About How Everyone Looks?


I’m in that kind of a mood and I’m feeling more than my usual disturbed.

Am I off base, or does Dakota Fanning look way too adult for fourteen?  When I look at these pictures of her at the Push premeire in LA, she looks like a woman.  She’s even doing that Annie Leibowitz/Miley Cyrus over the shoulder glance thingy.  Her face looks young and thankfully she hasn’t had her teeth capped or whitened; it just seems like so much skin for a ninth grader.  As the senior citizen here at The Beet, I’m willing to accept that I’m probably just a prude.

Also there was Kimora Lee Simmons.  She’s knocked up by Djimon Hounsou who has been in Spielberg movies and shit, but will always be the hot guy from the Janet Jackson “Love Will Never Do(Without You)” video. Fugged up Rumer Willis appeared with red hair and Camilla Belle has solidified her position as my new girl crush.  If I was Joe Jonas, I totally would have picked her over Taylor Swift, too.  Okay, I gotta duck out of here before I get the “beet down” for bashing Tay.

Happy Couple?

Djimon Hounsou and Kimora Lee Simmons Leaving Koi, Picture, Photo

Kimora Lee Simmons and boyfriend Djimon Hounsou hurried past the photogs this weekend after leaving Koi.

Kimora recently divorced Russell Simmons, who she’d been dating since she was a teenager.

I don’t know much about this woman, but every time I see her in an interview I’m like “Oh my God that woman is such a pain in the ass.” Maybe Djimon’s just bad-ass enough that she’s nice to him. Anyway, he’s a total hottie, which is the main reason I’m running this pic.

Photo credit: Buzz Foto