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Kimberly Caldwell

I Will Never Tire of Kimberly Caldwell

I get about 100 emails from PR people every day. Most of them I delete without ever opening. But when I saw “Kimberly Caldwell” in the title of one today, I had to click it. The American Idol also-ran fascinates me with her persistence to remain relevant. Apparently she has an album coming out this year.

Here’s Kimberly on some sort of Cribs-style web show, showing us her pad, and her dog. It’s interesting. And by that I mean it’s not really interesting at all, but it will keep your mind busy, because the whole time you watch it you’re just going to think to yourself, “Why didn’t they turn on any lights?” over and over and over again. Enjoy.

In Case You Care: David Cook and Kimberly Caldwell Split


Personally, I’d completely forgotten they were dating, but, just in time for the Idol premiere tonight, Kimberly Caldwell and David Cook have announced they’re splitting up.

“Kimberly and David ended their relationship just before the holidays,” Caldwell’s rep told In Touch. “The couple remain good friends and, being very private people, appreciate their privacy at this time.”

Will you guys be watching the new season of Idol tonight????

Tragically enough, I probably will. The audition episodes are my favorite!

God, I Love Z-Listers

Kimberly Caldwell at 2007 Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant

Fresh from my inbox:

American Idol veteran Kimberly Caldwell belts out one of her latest songs at the 2007 Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant (the largest spokesmodel competition in America).

Singing at the Ms. Planet Beach International Pageant!!!

That’s kind of like being famous.

In fact, this one time, my friend Katie and I got really drunk and climbed up on stage with the band at Lighthouse on the Hermosa Pier on St. Patty’s Day and ended up sticking around for all three of their sets. People told us the next day that we were fabulous … ly wasted. But you don’t see us sending out press releases about it. I’m just saying.

Anyway, her PR agency had the courtesy to send me the Biggest. Photo. Ever. of her at this event, so, after the jump, Kimberly Caldwell’s tonsils!

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