Kris Jenner has no shame when it comes to…well, anything and everything. So it’s not hugely surprising that Kris really wants to use her daughter‘s as-of-now unborn baby for ratings for her talk show that hasn’t even premiered yet. From Hollywood Life:
“Kris Jenner wants Kim’s baby all over her show,” the source revealed. “Either having the name reveal or have Kim bring the kid on the show to be the first to show what the kid looks like.”
The source adds, “They know much will be revealed about the baby before the July 15 show debut, but many firsts with the baby will be revealed on Kris’ show.”
Kanye will grab that baby and run with it The Giver style (Lois Lowry whatup) before he lets Kris put his weeks-old daughter on TV. He’s fought with her over lesser things. I really can’t see this happening. And here’s more delusion from Kris:
A source tells HollywoodLife.com that Kris is really excited to use her new talk show as a way to prove she’s more than just the Kardashian mom.
“She’s excited to get even more famous with the show and will prove to everyone that she’s more than just a reality star,” the source explains.
The source adds, “She says she wants to be the new Barbara Walters, and knows what it takes to get people to open up and reveal their deepest, darkest secrets. She is the Barbara Walters for the new generation.”
So she wants to be seen as “more than the Kardashian mom” by debuting her granddaughter on her show’s premiere? Makes sense. And please, Barbra Walters is, at heart, a journalist. Kris Jenner is, at heart, tabloid fodder. The closest thing to a deep, dark secret she’s going to get anyone to reveal will be from some D-list actress who will tearfully admit that one time she didn’t order her salad dressing on the side.
It’s the news you weren’t all waiting for and probably thought already happened: a judge has finalised Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ divorce. In fact, what happened before was that they’d only reached a settlement. This time around, an actual judgment has been filed and they’re officially no longer married. Go get that ring, Kanye! LOL.
From E! Online:
After countless months of court hearings, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce is officially final.
E! News has obtained the final divorce judgment, which was filed late Monday evening in Los Angeles Superior Court.
The two filed a dissolution of marriage, which states that the couple’s marriage (as of yesterday) is officially terminated and both parties are restored to the status of “single persons.”
Kardashian and Humphries entered into a written agreement regarding division of assets and spousal support, but specifics were not disclosed.
The two reached a final divorce settlement back in April, which served as a final victory for Kardashian as her ex originally requested that the marriage be annulled.
Well, that’s nice for them, I guess. Does this mean we never have to hear another word about that giant oaf? (Kris, LOL, but if we can figure out how to get rid of Kim, that’d be great, too.)
Kanye West is getting really good at hiding from Kim Kardashian, but even he knew he wouldn’t be able to get out of her D-list studded baby shower. So he showed up but pulled a total DiCaprio:
Here’s an exclusive from Radar on Kanye’s sunshine and lollipops attitude:
Kim Kardashian‘s boyfriend, and soon-to-be-baby’s daddy, Kanye West, showed up at the E! star’s baby shower as guests were leaving the swanky soiree, and tried to avoid cameras that were rolling to capture the day for her reality show, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
“Kanye arrived as many of the guests were leaving,” a source told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “You could tell Kim was wondering where he was. The singer didn’t look happy to be there [and] dodged cameras that were shooting for Kim’s reality show.
“Whereas Kim was extremely gracious to all of her guests, and made it a point to spend time talking to them, Kanye looked like he had been sucking on lemons. Several of Kim’s friends felt sorry for her because Kanye just couldn’t put a genuine smile on his face.”
What? No! This sounds like very unusual behavior for Kanye West! Are we sure we’re talking about the same person??? Oh, Kanye, how could you be so…heartless? (YEEEEAAAHHH!!!!)
Anyway, yeah, not surprised he acted like this. He was an ass, but I still think at this point in time, it sucks to be Kanye. They’re all his poor decisions, yes, but it still sucks. And I still do not understand why he wanted to get involved with this family.
Kim Kardashian had her baby shower yesterday with its strict ~~Garden Chic~~ theme. Judging from the photos, that meant, “wear white.” It seems like it was quite the lovely C-list affair. Some details from People Magazine:
The Kardashian clan was joined by guests, including Kelly Osbourne, Maria Menounos, Kimberly Stewart, NeNe Leakes and Mel B., to celebrate the new addition, due in July.
The group enjoyed brunch – noshing on pancakes, waffles and fruit – before playing games and guessing baby names. Guests left with wreaths made of baby’s breath in their hair.
As for the reality star’s beau Kanye West, he did attend after all, arriving with Scott Disick and Lamar Odom.
“Kanye’s whole family – all the women from his mom’s side and dad’s side – attended the shower,” a source tells PEOPLE. “Kanye was so excited to have his family be there to join in the celebration with Kim’s friends and family.”
The mom-to-be, who has been defended by fellow celebs for her sometimes-unconventional maternity style, wore a white long-sleeve pleated dress to the event.
“Kim and Kanye were so cute – he rubbed her belly,” Kardashian’s aunt Karen Houghton tells PEOPLE. “They’re just really blessed. It’s such a happy day.”
Weirdly, no good photos of Kim or Kanye have been released yet. So let’s take a look at the guests’ attire, shall we? Here’s my sneak peak.
BEST: Kimberly Stewart.
WORST: Tracy Anderson, Lamar Odom
WTF: Nene Leaks
Kim Kardashian is always tweeting about something inane. Sometimes she’ll try to tweet about a product without it being incredibly obvious that they’re asking her to. But it’s always obvious. Lohan has been doing her own product endorsement, although the company claims they are not paying her.
And yes, apparently some celebs get paid to tweet about companies and products — even the D-list celebs. The more followers/famous the celeb, the more money they can command per tweet. For example, Kim Kardashian can get (allegedly) around $20,000 per tweet. Frankie Muniz can only get $252. (Nelson Muntz laugh here.)
Curious about Snooki and Jared Leto‘s asking prices? Click to see (stats from Huffington Post).
Kim Kardashian is almost ready to give birth so of course she gave up botox long ago, right? Well some people are saying that no, when it comes to Botox, Kim is still…keeping up. (YEEEEAAAHHH!!!)
The incredibly vague details from In Touch magazine:
Insiders tell In Touch that Kim is putting her baby’s health on the line in the name of beauty. “She’s still getting injections even though she’s seven months pregnant,”says an insider. Kim’s obsession with beauty hasn’t only driven her to get chemicals injected into her face — she’s also been having gel manicures and spray tans, all procedures that could have consequences for her unborn baby with boyfriend Kanye West. “She’s so worried about what she looks like — that’s why she’s still getting Botox,” says a family insider. “She’ll go to any lengths to protect the one thing that’s most precious to her: her beauty.”
I’ve included several images of her from this past month, in case you want to take a very close look. Kim is also saying that she has “pregnancy lips”. She instagrammed a photo of her puffy pout with, “My pregnancy lips are outta control #IGuessNotABadProblemToHave.” Ew. I don’t know why, but ew.
But back to the Botox: what do you think? Did she go full Lohan?
Sometimes, bad things happen to good people in this life. The “good people” in this situation are THE ENTIRE WORLD because apparently we’re going to have to endure a Kardashian family porn spoof. Why God why? Kim, Khloe and Kourtney – and yes, momager Kris, too – will all be portrayed by actors and will go at it with… each other? I don’t even know.
It’s the closest thing to a Kardashian family sex tape you’ll ever get … a K-fam porn spoof — and everyone from Kim to Kris … and even Khloe are getting the XXX treatment.
TMZ has learned … porn star Kiara Mia — star of “Bra Busters 4″ and “Shrimp Fried P****” — is taking on the Kardashian fam in her directorial debut … a parody of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”
We’re told there are no plans to mock Kim’s infamous sex tape with Ray J in the film — but a Ray-J-alike will make an appearance during a sex scene between not-Kim and not-Kanye.
A porn star playing a porn star — doesn’t get more meta than that.
I mean, in a sense, I guess I’m surprised that this didn’t exist already. But I guess considering Kim made her name (and the entire family’s, for that matter) on an ACTUAL sex tape. Nevertheless, this whole thing sort of makes me want to throw up in my mouth a bit. I know some of you pervs will download it, though.