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Kanye West Wants His Baby to Be French, Kim Kardashian Not So Much

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Ah, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West – a love story for the ages! Kim’s going to be popping out Kanye’s progeny any day now, and it’s terrifying to think of these two as parents. Turns out if Kanye had his way, we wouldn’t even HAVE to think about them, because they’d be raising baby Kimye in Paris as a sophisticated French kid – something Kim is trying to put a stop to.

From Life & Style:

Life & Style can reveal that although Kim wants her kid to be born in LA, a source close to the Kardashian family dishes, “Kanye wants the baby born in Paris,” explaining, “He would love the baby to have dual citizenship.”

“Kanye is absolutely insistent that the baby will be raised in France, but Kim’s refusing to let that happen,” the insider details in the new issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now. “It’s so important for her to be near her family and have the baby grow up around its aunts, uncles and cousins. There’s no way she’ll stop fighting Kanye on this.”

Despite Kanye’s luxe Parisian penthouse the couple could be living in, the insider says of their previous agreed upon arrangement, “They were supposed to spend just three months in Paris. Now he wants to move them permanently to Paris.”

This is Life & Style we’re talking about, so chances are this story had as much thought put into it as a fart. Still, Kanye might just be that insane. Too bad we’ll never know, because Kris Jenner will NOT BE HAVING THAT.

And while Kanye is pushing for his first child to be raised abroad — reportedly a baby girl due in July — Kim has taken measures into her own hands. “Kim is against the idea and wants the baby born in LA with the family doctor who delivered Mason and Penelope,” the source tells Life & Style.

A family friend says Kim, has a strong ally on her side in momager Kris Jenner. “Kris is adamant that this happens and has already reserved the suite at Cedars and paid the deposit.”

But if Kanye knows what’s best, he’ll take this one as a loss. “Kanye isn’t happy,” the insider says. “But he doesn’t think he can win this one.”

Kanye’s ego may have the power of the Abominable Snowman, but it’s no match for the monster that is momager Kris. Doesn’t he know this by now?

Kim Kardashian’s Dress Was So Bad Vogue Deleted Her

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Kim Kardashian wore a horrendous dress to the Met Gala earlier this week. It was so bad that Robin Williams tweeted her a photo of him in a scene from Mrs. Doubtfire wearing a similar dress, with “I think I wore it better.” (Kardashian did not respond. She made sure, however, to tweet a link to a Celebuzz post celebrating her “gorgeous” dress. Guess which company manages her website?) And rumor has it that her scowling beau Kanye “I’ve Made A Huge Mistake” West didn’t approve the dress, or rather, Kim’s take on it.

Which makes it utterly hilarious that on Vogue’s website, in their slideshow of best dressed guests, Kanye West is included but Kim Kardashian is not. And not only that, but she’s actually cropped out of the photo.

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So what you have is Kanye holding a disembodied hand, and Kardashian MIA in the photo and in the entire gallery. Other couples photographed together remain intact. Kardashian was the only one cropped out.

LAUGH WITH ME, AMERICA. AND WORLD. WE ARE ALL ONE TODAY.

 

Thanks to Fashionista for pointing this out.

Robin Williams Amazing Kim Kardashian Tweet

Robin Williams did something genuinely funny, which is a welcome change from the crappy movies he’s been doing for years. He tweeted this photo to Kim Kardashian:

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“I think I wore it better” he teases, posting a screenshot of an outfit he wore in Mrs. Doubtfire comparing it to the gown Kardashian wore to the Met Gala (via Coco Perez). So far, Kardashian has not responded. Interested to see how this plays out. Will she acknowledge it and laugh along or go the Bynes-McCarthy route?

IT’S A RUN BY FRUITING TWEETING!

Amusingly, Gossip Cop reports via Star Magazine that Kanye picked the dress out for Kim and was “annoyed” and “embarrassed” that she altered it by removing the belt and adding sleeves. Uh oh. If this is true, it makes sense that she wouldn’t respond, and Mork should watch his back.

Stars Go Punk At The Met Gala: See The Best And Worst

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Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn’t she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt for the event for whatever the theme is. This year, it’s punk. So keep that in mind when looking at these photos — these looks are supposed to be crazy and over the top.

BEST: Anne Hathaway, January Jones, Sienna Miller

WORST: Almost everyone else, but especially Kerry Washington, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kim Kardashian and honestly there were so many more I couldn’t even deal with.

PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY: Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway

Check it out!

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Kanye West Is Still Hiding From Kim Kardashian

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Kanye probably made the worst mistake of his life when he decided to become the father of Kim Kardashian‘s moneymaker baby and word is that the tension between them is so bad that Kanye’s been hanging out in Paris just to get away from her. On the few occasions that they do see each other, Kanye looks like he hates his life. (Like right here.) The National Enquirer has even more on their dismal union:

“Things are incredibly tense between Kim and Kanye, and it doesn’t look like it will get better any time soon,” said an insider.

“As much as he knows that it breaks Kim’s heart, Kanye needs his space. He just won’t put up with the family circus that goes with dating a Kardashian.”

As The ENQUIRER has reported, 35-year-old Kanye has been locked in a bitter feud with Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner. He’s also clashed with Kim, 32, over her desire to involve him with the family’s reality series.

While the parents-to-be recently re­united in New York, the award-win­ning rap star has mostly been living in France.

“Kanye has told Kim that he needs to be in Paris to get inspiration for the album he’s working on,” said a second source.

“But the real reason he stays there is to put some space between them.

“If Kanye was in the States, he’d have to be at Kim’s side while she makes her reality show appearances, and he re­fuses to follow her around.”

Also apparently Kim is really mean and demanding when she’s pregnant. What no way really also how is this different from her usual demeanor?

Kim is the most high maintenance pregnant woman EVER,” declared the source.

“It’s nonstop drama with her, and Kanye is at his wit’s end.

“She’s been bark­ing orders at him since the minute she found out she was pregnant. She’s constantly complaining about being swollen and nauseated, demanding that he rub her feet and massage her back.

“As far as Kanye is con­cerned, at this point ei­ther he takes this time out in Paris or they break up. But what­ever happens between them, he’s promised to be there for their baby.”

We all know that after she gives birth to this baby, the Kardashian buzz is only going to get worse. She’s not going away for a while. This stupid baby grants her at least another year of publicity and tabloid fodder. SO HOLD ON TIGHT, KANYE.

Here’s some photos of them from when they met up last month. I don’t get how in some photos Kim looks super pregnant and in others not so much.

Saturday Special: Kim & Kanye – Have Two People Ever Been More In Love?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are going to bring a child into this world in a few months, and after watching the above video, I’m more convinced than ever that the baby’s parents are 100% totally in love and happy together. Kanye’s definitely not regretting ever having fulfilled his masturbatory fantasy of f-cking Kim K and Kim most definitely isn’t thinking that this whole thing might have been much better if she’d just stayed with her oafy ex-husband. Look at how happy they are! Look at the affection and tenderness between them, the contented smiles on their faces! Oh, wait…

This clip is gold. He doesn’t even open the door for her! Now, I can see the comments coming already: not all couples like PDA, chivalry is an outdated notion, blah blah blah. But dudes – she’s massively pregnant and they both look miserable.

Khloe Kardashian Admits What We All Knew: Kim Is Kris Jenner’s Favorite Daughter

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They say when you have multiple children that you should (and usually do) love them all equally, though in different ways. I imagine this unspoken rule is null and void, though when one of your kids puts out a sex tape that puts your entire family on the map and manages to pull in more money for you in a week than your other kids do in a year, combined. Such is the case with Kris Jenner and her brood – Khloe, Kim, Kourtney, Kendall, Kylie… and Rob. We like to forget about Rob whenever we can.

Khloe Kardashian appears on the cover of the new issue of Cosmopolitan, and her interview is… vaguely depressing. It’s probably meant to be enlightening, but it’s pretty obvious that momager Kris favours Kim over the other girls. You gotta treat your cash cow right, don’t you?

“I’d never manage my kids. We gang up on Mom and that has to be so hard. Now I’m getting older I feel sorry for her rather than resent her.

“[Once my mom told me] I was gaining weight, but she was talking to me as a manager, like I was ruining a brand deal. It’s hard to understand that and it’s more hurtful when it’s coming from my mom, but Kim is definitely her favorite.

“It doesn’t bother me. They’re so similar – they could be the same person.”

I know it seems like she doth protest too much (and seriously, who WOULDN’T care if your siblings were favoured over you?), but maybe since it’s Kris, Khloe is being honest here. After all, the most attention Kris has ever given her was when she was begging her to take a DNA test to find out whether or not she was actually  a Kardashian or a by-product of her old ass affair. This whole family just needs to stop.