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Time To Feel Bad About Yourself: Here’s What Kim And Kanye’s Baby Got For Xmas

North West, Kim and Kanye‘s baby, is spoiled, and I think that’s fair to say. She may not be getting her brows waxed (yet) but she is getting lots of stuff, like “art lessons” from legendary artist Jeff Koons and free shit from fashion week in Paris (despite not being there or being old enough to attend shows) and $7,500 worth of gifts from Jay and Bey just for being born.

Time to feel bad about yourself and come see what she’s getting for Christmas! Hint: more free designer shit!

From Hermes:

"Thank you Michael Coste and Hermes Paris for the sweet gift for North! @mcoste75 @hermes"

“Thank you Michael Coste and Hermes Paris for the sweet gift for North! @mcoste75 @hermes”

From Charlotte Olympia:

"Thank you Charlotte for the cutest kitty shoes for North! Xo @charlotteolympiaworld."

“Thank you Charlotte for the cutest kitty shoes for North! Xo @charlotteolympiaworld.”

From Stella McCartney:

"Thank you so much Stella for these adorable clothes for Nori! @stellamccartney xoxo"

“Thank you so much Stella for these adorable clothes for Nori! @stellamccartney xoxo”

From Giuseppe:

"Thank you so much Giuseppe for the amazing shoes you made for North! WE LOVE YOU @giuseppezanottiworld."

“Thank you so much Giuseppe for the amazing shoes you made for North! WE LOVE YOU @giuseppezanottiworld.”

 

Kim posted ALL OF THESE on her Instagram. Now obviously, it’s not the baby’s fault she’s getting free shit, but I think it’s tacky as HELL of Kim to post all of this. BITCH DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MANY AMERICANS CANNOT AFFORD THE “AFFORDABLE” CARE ACT? DO YOU NOT GET HOW SOME AMERICANS ARE REALLY STRUGGLING THIS CHRISTMAS JUST TO BUY ONE F-CKING GIFT FOR THEIR KID?

Sorry, everyone. Didn’t realize my jimmies were so rustled.

In conclusion, f-ck Kim Kardashian.

Merry Christmas,

Me.

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Kris Jenner Blabs About Kim And Kanye’s Wedding

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Kris Jenner pretty much needs to use her kids to get any sort of attention. First she flapped her gums about Khloe Kardashian’s divorce, and now she’s blabbing about Kim and Kanye‘s upcoming wedding. Here’s the exclusive she gave People:

We have a pretty big family. I don’t think it will be two people in a chapel, if you know what I mean!

She also admitted that she hasn’t actually been asked to help plan the wedding or do anything, saying,

I don’t know if they’ll [Kim and Kanye] let me jump in. That’s two very creative minds getting together and they definitely have their own ideas.

I can picture exactly what their wedding will be like. From these “two very creative minds” I’m sure we’re going to see:

  • A carnival. A literal carnival. Like a big-ass ferris wheel at the reception.
  • Champagne vending machines.
  • Lots of C-list celebrities throwing themselves in front of cameras, while Jay Z and Beyoncé try their hardest not to be noticed.
  • Life-sized cutouts of Kanye lining the aisle.
  • Kim in 3 different wedding dresses. One of them will be some tacky white Herve Leger bullshit.
  • Kanye interrupting the best man’s toast.
  • Kanye interrupting the father-daughter dance.
  • Kanye interrupting the cake-cutting.

You get the idea.

What do YOU expect from this wedding? Aside from an expensive divorce.

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LOL Really? People Think Kim Waxed North West’s Eyebrows

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Kim Kardashian does a lot of crappy things, but one thing she’s adamant she didn’t do is wax her baby‘s eyebrows. Because apparently, after this photo of baby North West (also shown above) was posted, people accused Kim on twitter of waxing that baby’s brows. Seriously? Even *I’m* not buying that. Kim responded on twitter,

Do people really think I would wax my daughters eyebrows so young? Come on, I’d wait until she’s at least 2 1/2!

And followed that up with,

I’m kidding!!! Its pretty sick for people to insinuate that I would wax my daughters eyebrows. They are thick, natural and amazing!

Okay, honesty time here — I actually thought that was funny. Good on you, Kim. You’re getting good at poking fun of yourself.

This is a safety zone: did anyone here actually think Kim waxed her baby’s eyebrows? We won’t ridicule you…much.

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