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Baby Kimye Is a Miracle!

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s baby girl doesn’t even have a name yet (well, you know what I mean), but she’s already the talk of the town. And by “the town”, of course I mean every gossip site and entertainment publication ever. Even Kim’s sister Khloe has gotten in on the fun, giving a “statement” about what  “miracle” her new niece is and letting us know that more information will be revealed “when the time is right“. So basically, when a magazine writes a check with a number that looks good to them, eh?

 

 

Well, that’s lovely. I just want to know what the kid’s name is!

Will Baby Kimye Make Her Debut On ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’?

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Well, America’s William & Kate ruined a child’s life by welcoming their first baby on Saturday in Los Angeles nearly five weeks ahead of schedule (‘cos don’t even play me and try to say homegirl delivered naturally). While we still don’t know baby Kimye’s name, we’re already talking about where she’ll make her exclusive debut, with many guessing that she’ll show up on Keeping Up with the Kardashians since the show is still filming for the next few months. Oh, goody!

From Deadline:

Her sex was revealed on the Season 8 premiere of E!‘s Keeping Up With The Kardashians less than two weeks ago. And now the baby daughter of series’ star Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Kanye West, born today in Los Angeles, will likely make her debut on the hit reality series later this season. Keeping Up With The Kardashians is currently in production and is slated to continue filming for another couple of months. But unlike the lavish special on Kardashian’s ill-fated wedding to Kris Humphries, the youngest member of the Kardashian clan is not getting her own E! special, at least not for now.

According to a rep for E!, the network will air the previously scheduled Episode 3 of the show’s eighth season tomorrow night and there are no immediate plans for a baby special. The extent of newborn’s presence on Keeping Up also is unclear as father West has vowed never to appear on the show again and recently told the NYT that he will be protective of his child, claiming that she “isn’t America’s baby.” The girl’s arrival also coincides with new grandma Kris Jenner‘s promo campaign for the July 15 launch of her syndicated talk show and is likely to give her appearances a boost.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are both the worst in their own unique ways, but I’m actually torn on what’s going to happen here. Kim lives for reality TV and being seen and will no doubt want to paste baby Kimye’s face on every surface going, so it seems naturally that she’ll be on the show. Kanye is vehemently against any of this shit, which begs the question of why the hell they got together in the first place and what they actually have in common when their core values are so starkly different (supposedly).

What do you think? Will this baby be on the show or will they give an exclusive premiere to People or something first? Will Kanye succeed in keeping the baby out of the public eye?

UPDATE: Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Are Parents Now

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UPDATE 12:45PM PST: TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian has given birth to a baby girl … TMZ has learned.

Sources close to KK tell TMZ the baby and Kim are both in good health. We’re told Kim delivered the baby at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center this morning … 5 weeks sooner than originally planned.

Our sources say BF Kanye West was there for the entire thing. We’re told Kanye cancelled his appearance at his own record release party last night when Kim told him she was feeling “a little off.”

Oh, snap – it might just be the moment of truth! According to The Daily Mail (so… grain of salt, maybe?), Kim Kardashian is currently in labour, just about to give birth to baby Kimye! She’s said to be in that privately rented birthing suite at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills after being admitted earlier this morning (Saturday, June 15).

Here’s what little we know:

Kim Kardashian has reportedly gone into labour with her first child.

A source told Mail Online that the 32-year-old, who is in the last stages of her pregnancy, has been admitted to a hospital in Beverly Hills on Saturday morning.

The reality star has reportedly taken out a birthing suite at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center — a hospital of choice among many celebrities including Britney Spears, Victoria Beckham and Jessica Simpson.

No further details have been released.

So, pretty much what I just said. Watch this space – baby Kimye could be here within the next few hours! Hopefully Kanye is able to put aside being so influential for a while and go to the hospital to help out – or at least pace the hallways demanding croissants, since he’s too squeamish for the delivery room.

Kanye West’s Reps Say Cheating Claims Are “Malicious”

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You’ve all heard the story by now: Mr. Influential – otherwise known as Kanye West – has apparently been cheating on pregnant Kim Kardashian with some 24-year-old Canadian “model” named Leyla Ghobadi. She, of course, came to the press with the claims and is probably just a fame whore to rival Kim herself. After all, she was paid $20,000 for her “story” by Star Magazine.

Shit that’s so preposterous and has no credibility is generally ignored, and yet Kanye’s reps have hit back at the story, calling it “malicious” and insisting that Leyla just wants to hurt the couple. LOL.

From US Weekly:

“This most recent attack on Kanye West and his family is totally without merit,” his rep tells Us Weeklyin a statement. “It’s a blatant attempt by a misguided individual who is clearly seeking publicity, and another in a series of malicious stories drummed up by non-credible ‘news’ sources.”

“This is a sad attempt to hurt two people trying to live their lives,” the rep adds of parents-to-be West and Kardashian, who are set to welcome a baby girl in July.

I don’t know that this girl is trying to “live their lives” – she just wants an easy payday and obviously doesn’t give a shit either way about how it affects them privately. That’s the same thing even if she DID sleep with Kanye – it wasn’t ‘cos she was desperate for The D, it’s because the dollar signs popped into her eyes the minute the situation arose. Seriously.

Kendall Jenner Doesn’t Want to Be a Big Part of the Kardashian Reality Show Empire

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She may not get a choice, however. While Kendall and Kylie have always sorta floated along in the background of the Kardashian family’s insane collection of reality shows, she’s pretty okay with it. She still gets all the “opportunities” (as she calls them) associated with fame without having to actually be on camera 24/7 like her sisters. However, producer (LOL) Ryan Seacrest wants her to be a bigger part of Keeping Up with the Kardashians to portray her “coming of age” story. Oh, brother.

From The New York Times:

But in 2011, the network broadcast “Kendall’s Sweet 16,” a special that showed her attending her birthday party and getting her driver’s license. Since then, she has shown up more frequently in the series. “I don’t know any different,” she said of growing up on TV. Still, she added: “I don’t want to be a big part of the show. Neither does my little sister, only because we want for a little while to keep our somewhat normal lives.”

In a 2011 episode called “Kim Becomes a Stage Mom,” Ms. Jenner headed to New York for a gig modeling prom dresses, only to storm out of a runway coaching session after her half-sister pushed too hard. “I was just like, I don’t know,” Ms. Jenner said, explaining her behavior. “My sister was being kind of annoying, and I was just overwhelmed.”

Among other things, she had been concerned about missing cheerleading practice. Both Jenner sisters have since left Sierra Canyon; at their request, they’re now home-schooled to allow them more time to focus on careers. “It’s fun,” Ms. Jenner said. “There’s so many just crazy opportunities. That’s the upside.”

I actually remember that episode well – Kim was really pushing Kendall into the famewhore lifestyle. Kendall was being a brat, sure, but is there anything wrong with saying you don’t want to follow in crybaby Kim’s footsteps? I don’t think so.

Here’s what Ryan Seacrest had to say about changing things up:

“The original concept was the three primary sisters, but one of the things that we’ve noticed is the viewers have connected with Kendall growing up,” he said. “A coming of age story is always compelling.”

Stop the madness! In any case, Kendall is a pain in the ass. She wants all the benefits of fame without the “work”, and her claiming that she isn’t really into fame is just bullshit. If it weren’t for your family’s fame, you’d be just another California girl working a barista job at Starbucks inbetween desperately going for modeling auditions. Chill.

Kanye West Is “Too Squeamish” To Be With Kim Kardashian During Labor

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Kim Kardashian is due to give birth to Kanye West‘s child any time now, and he’ll most definitely be there to support her… from the waiting room. Turns out, Kanye has no plans of being in the delivery room as his baby shoots out of Kim’s vagina because he’s “too squeamish” to be witnessing all that grown up girly stuff. Yuck!

From In Touch Weekly:

In Touch can exclusively reveal that although Kanye has assured his pregnant girlfriend Kim Kardashian he plans to be at the hospital when she goes into labor, “he won’t physically be in the delivery room,” an insider tells the mag, on newsstands now, adding, “He’s very squeamish and doesn’t want to be around blood.”

With only a few more weeks to go, Kim, 32, who is due to give birth to her and Kanye’s daughter in July, is prepping last-minute details.

Like her sister Kourtney did, Kim will give birth at LA’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Her $3,000-a-day deluxe birthing suite includes a full-size bathtub, separate sitting room and flat-screen TV. “She will have an epidural — no C-section,” a family insider tells In Touch. “It’ll be the same routine as Kourtney.” But unlike her sister, Kim will not be letting cameras into the delivery room.

Oh, man. Listen, we know Kanye doesn’t like the reality show grind (uh, bad choice in romantic partners then, bro), but since Kim’s not letting cameras into the delivery room – which, admittedly, is a surprise – what the hell? He’s “too squeamish”? No one’s gonna make him stand down in front of her open legs and watch as the baby’s head pushes through, but he could at least be there to offer some support. SMH at these people. They both need to just go, far far away.

Kim Kardashian Lashes Out At Paparazzi, Claims They Threatened Her Life

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I’m not sure how true any of this is (though I would assume she has no reason to lie about it), but Kim Kardashian has gone on a Twitter rant about the paparazzi, revealing that they have recently started threatening her life and the safety of her unborn child.

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Damn, too real. Unfortunately, paparazzi have no boundaries when it comes to “I say it’s time to stop now” shit. They should, for sure – no celebrity, regardless of how much they’ve “asked for” the attention – should feel like they are in danger or threatened by people who want to take a stupid fucking picture to sell to US Weekly for $250. The flip side is, when you’ve made your entire brand and achieved celebrity status by virtue of whoring yourself out there (metaphorically speaking) to appear on every magazine, be photographed even going shopping, etc. then people are less likely to be sympathetic when you want some “downtime”. Is it right? Certainly not. Is that how things go? Definitely.