Hey, what are you doing right now? Like, right this minute? Me, I’m just hanging out, talking to you guys, yawning my face off and trying to fight the urge to take a nap three hours after I woke up. You’re probably at work, or maybe you’re out somewhere checking in on your phone or whatever. Maybe you’re just sitting at home like me. But Kanye West? He’s in Paris, checking out the fashions over there. And his lady love, Kim Kardashian? Well, she’s not in Paris.
A few days ago, I told you about this awful rumor that Kanye was getting tired of Kim. And today, I’m going to tell you again that Kanye is getting tired of Kim. So brace yourselves, because it’s about to get real sad.
See, Kanye, as you probably know, is a fashion designer. Fashion is very, very important to him, and he has to keep himself in the know of all the latest trends. That’s why he’s attending Paris Fashion Week, to gather information (his next show is in March!). But you know what he did? He RSVP’d to a bunch of shows, didn’t ask to bring a guest, and then, a few weeks later, he mentioned to Kim that he was going. Like, “sorry, baby, it’s going to be super packed, I can’t even bring anybody!” But why?
“He didn’t think it was good for his reputation,” says a source. Oh, and “he didn’t want to hurt her feelings.” But also “he’s uncomfortable bringing her” and “wants to be taken seriously.” Ouch.
Ok, but here’s the thing: Kanye’s not even taken seriously, not in the fashion world. I’m sure he thinks he is, but I’m just saying, if that’s his concern, no worries, darling! And the other thing is that Kim is busy filming her new reality show about hanging out in Miami (this show features Kim and Kourtney, who previously had a show together in New York. Kourtney and Khloe had the first show in Miami), so she probably wouldn’t have been able to go anyway. Or I don’t know, could she have gone? I hope not. That’s the only thing that’s making me believe this story isn’t true, and I really don’t want it to be true.
October 5, 2012 at 6:30 am by Emily
“It’s so nice to have a best friend in this game who understands everything you’re going through. Being with someone I’ve known for so many years is comforting. He’s been there through so many different stages of my life and before I was famous, so this relationship is a different thing entirely. It’s good to be aware that he definitely doesn’t want anything from me too, because he understands the business. I can’t even think about being with anyone else than the man I’m with.”
See, what a nice sentiment this would be if it weren’t so damn off-putting for two big reasons. One? It’s coming from the mouth of Kim Kardashian, who had both the words “I do, Kris Humphries (but only for 72 days)” and Ray J’s penis in her mouth on camera. Two? She’s talking about Kanye West, and when you combine those two (three, really) things, you’ve created the perfect storm of pathetic, gross, and kill me soon.
Get a grip on yourself, girl. You’re just embarrassing yourself now.
October 4, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Please. Please, no. There’s only so much the heart can take, and this is far too much. If Kim and Kanye fall out of love, then what sort of chance do the rest of us have? How can the rest of us hope to make it in the world if Kimye isn’t strong enough to last?
Ok, here’s the rumor. Read it and weep, friends:
Friends are wondering if things are cooling off between Kim and her new beau, Kanye West, who appeared in her life just in time to take the attention away from her disastrous marriage and divorce with Kris Humphries.
While Kim is in Miami to film her family reality show, Kanye has been living it up at Paris fashion week, even though he isn’t showing his clothing line there. On Sunday he was at a party hosted by Diane von Furstenberg and Olivier Zahm to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Purple magazine.
Another source tells us that things between Kanye and Kim are “cooling off” because “he’s getting tired of the constant press and promotion. He’s not as tight with her as he was.”
NO. NO. NOOOOOOO.
A “source” that’s “close” to the Kardashians popped up long enough to say that there’s “no truth” to this rumor, and I am just hoping against hope that that’s right. Or at least that Kim is already pregnant, so if they do break up it won’t be that big of a deal because she’ll already be cooking up the greatest human to ever live.
October 2, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Emily
So this is what Kim wore at the airport last night. Because this is the best kind of attire to fly in, don’t you know. Tight, hot leather bodices and heavy cotton skirts covered with … I don’t even know what those bat-wing looking things are, but it and they, both, look stifling, uncomfortable, and above all, she looks like she smells. No, seriously, hear me out—look at her hair. It’s greasy. And it looks like it just stinks. I mean, why go through the motions of trying to look all vogue and what not to sit on a damn plane for a few hours if you’re not even going to wash your hair? That’s just gross, guys. And she‘s gross. Let’s be real here.
See, I’m going to be on one of them aeroplane things early, early this Saturday morning, and you want to know what my fly-day outfit is gonna be? It’s a pair of Nike Cortez. A pair of ankle-cropped sweatpants. A v-neck t-shirt. Oh, and let’s not forget the pièce de résistance—a zip-front hooded sweatshirt. And I will wash my hair, make no mistake.
September 26, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
I mean, yeah, it’s a bathing suit, which is almost debatable, because it could really double as an exercise suit (romper?) circa 1985, but hey. You’ve got your fashion plate man in your corner, girl, telling you what’s up, so I guess I have to bow down to the supreme final word that is Kanye West‘s direction.
More importantly, how do you guys feel about Kim’s swimsuit? And don’t you just wish she’d take off that silly open caftan thing? Wouldn’t that just make things so much better?
September 24, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
“We had done filming our season at that point, so we decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life, like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”
So yeah, Kim’s marriage that lasted 72 days, that wouldn’t have lasted that long if it wasn’t being filmed, is just like cancer. Her quote is a little hard to misinterpret, isn’t it? But apparently we did, and we’re all a big bunch of meanies, according to a blog that Kim posted a couple of days ago:
I want to clear something up for you all, because it seems that something I said has been taken way out of context, as is often the case with quotes pulled from interviews. In a recent magazine interview, I told of how I had called a female fan who was battling cancer, and she told me how she had watched the show and seen how I had faced my own struggles, and had been inspired by how I had found the courage to change a situation that was making me unhappy. She told me how her life had completely changed when she was diagnosed, and a lot of friends had deserted her, which is something I said I could relate to. In no way was I comparing my own experiences to that of a cancer patient. I was merely talking about how there are times in your life, and everyone goes through them, when you find out who loves you enough to stand by you through thick and thin.
Many of you know that my father passed away from cancer, and my grandma is a cancer survivor. This is a disease that has brought so much pain and heartache to our family and I would never want to offend or upset anyone who was battling cancer, or whose family members were battling or had passed away from cancer.
What I said in the interview was misconstrued and I wanted to explain to you all what the context was around my phone call with this girl. Xo
Ok, so Kim said that she could relate to the experiences of the girl with cancer, but she was “in no way comparing my own experiences to that of a cancer patient.” Is that right? Does that make sense?