Because we all know that it’s not Christmastime until we see how the Kardashians and the Jenners decided to come together for their annual Christmas card.
There’s a couple of interesting things here, I guess. Obviously, Kanye isn’t there, which is extremely upsetting, and also surprising. Don’t they realize how much more press they would get with this is he was on there? There’s not any trouble in Kimye paradise, is there? Heaven forbid Kim lose the latest love of her life, especially when she’s still married to her last one. Can you even imagine?
I guess the only other interesting thing is how much people care about these cards every year. When I was trying to find the best version of this photo, I found dozens and dozens of other blogs and news sites that already got the tip last night, and I don’t get it. And you know I’m not trying to do a big “why do people care about celebrities?” thing, or even a “why do people care about the Kardashians?” thing. People care about them because it’s fun to gossip, duh. But I don’t get why people care so much about these Christmas cards specifically. Is it just so we can speculate about Kim’s love life? Or to see what Bruce Jenner‘s face is up to? Because I can understand that. But otherwise, what’s the appeal?
It’s not Kim’s stupid greased back hair, that’s for sure.
December 18, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily
This was my issue. We talked about this tape…And she told me there was no tape. If she might have been honest with me I might have tried to hold her down and be like ‘That was before me’ because she is a great girl. She’s actually one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. But the fact that she lied and told me that there was no tape?…And I still think she might have even had a part to play with it. … I think she’s a great businesswoman if you ask me.
More importantly, though, I don’t even know how Nick Cannon gets all of these “hot” chicks. Can that really be the more important of the issues that we’re talking about here? Because I don’t understand it a bit. I mean, honestly. Kim Kardashian, Christina Milian, Selita Ebanks, Mariah Carey … who else has this dude banged? He’s either the nicest guy in the world, or he’s got the world’s largest penis, but I’m thinking it’s probably the nice thing. After having sex with Kim Kardashian, poor Nick probably doesn’t have much left beyond a still-smoldering stump of two inches. A lupus-type thing? Hardly. I think poor Nick Cannon has a mutant strain of incurable venereal disease that he caught directly from the horse’s mouth, and by horse’s mouth, I mean “whore’s mouth.” It’ll do it every time, guys.
December 17, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
I’m just going to leave these new Kim Kardashian photos right here for you, and you can decide whether or not they’re any good. They’re from French magazine, Factice, and portray Kim in a variety of positions, clad in see-through lingerie and heavy Photoshop. Save for the obvious airbrushing on practically every inch of her body and face, the photos actually are quite lovely, and I shouldn’t complain too much. There’s two really great things going for these photos, and it’s that Kanye‘s not in them, and there’s no leather-blend leggings in sight. Racy. Scandalous. Tasteful.
The funny thing is, the Daily Mail calls Kim’s most recent photo shoot her “most daring yet,” but duh, human toilet. Has no one learned anything?
December 11, 2012 at 5:30 am by Sarah
Yeah, apparently this is a thing that people do now. If you get tired of shoving a needle in your face for that hot “temporary paralysis” look, you can just rub blood on your face! It’s less invasive, except for the part where they take your blood for the rubbing, and it’s so edgy! You can be the 21st century Elizabeth Bathory!
Just how far is Kim Kardashian willing to go for beauty? Pretty bloody far, friends say, and they mean that literally.
“Kim underwent the vampireface-lift to smooth wrinkles and fill out her face,” an insider tells the new issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now.
The controversial new in-office treatment, also known as PRP (platelet-rich plasma) therapy, uses injections of the client’s own blood to create younger-looking skin. While no surgery is involved, the bloodletting process is not for the faint of heart!
“It was crazy,” a pal of Kim’s tells Life & Style about her vampire lift, which was done in Miami. “The doctor took the blood from Kim’s arm and spun it [in a centrifuge] to separate the platelets. The blood was then rubbed onto Kim’s face. After that, they did something called ‘needling,’ where all these little needles prick the skin and let the platelets seep in. It was so gross!”
Although there are no long-term clinical studies that support the procedure’s claims of providing a natural method of stimulating collagen growth for a more youthful appearance, the treatment is deemed safe. “It’s supposed to have really great natural results,” the insider tells Life & Style.
This is too gross. If she’s doing shit like this while she’s 32, then what’s she going to do when she’s 50? Does Kanye know about this? What is psychologically wrong with her? Why didn’t she recognize years ago how gorgeous she was without all the plastic surgery and botox and weird blood rituals? We need answers!
December 9, 2012 at 2:00 pm by Emily
Kris Humphries wants the gigantic engagement ring back that he gave to Kim Kardashian, but the reality star is steadfastly refusing to return it to her husband of just 72 days, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
As we previously reported, the basketball player scored a huge discount on the massive bauble, which was valued at a retail price of $2 million, but he still splashed out a cool $750,000 of his hard earned cash for the stunning 20.5 carat diamond Lorraine Schwartz ring, and believes Kardashian should do the right thing and give it back.
“Kris is adamant that he wants the ring back,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “And it’s becoming a real sticking point between his and Kim’s attorneys. She has made it plain that she has no intention of returning it though and feels she is within her legal right to refuse as she went through with the wedding. However, Kris contends that the marriage was a total sham and that Kim only wed him for publicity so therefore she has no right to keep such an expensive gift.
“Kris doesn’t understand why Kim would even want to keep the ring anyway. It obviously has no sentimental value as she has publicly declared their wedding as ‘a huge mistake’ and she certainly doesn’t need the money, so why doesn’t she just return it to him?”
Oh my god, this isn’t even fun anymore. These two have been trying to get divorced for longer than they’ve been together: their entire relationship, the meeting, the dating, the engagement, and the marriage all took place within one year, and they’ve been separated since last Halloween. It’s ridiculous. It’s not even good gossip, it’s just frustrating. It’s not like Kim or Kris are really going to suffer without the money or the sentiment of this stupid gaudy ring. Who the f-ck cares. I just want to see Kanye testify in court, that is literally the only thing I care about in regards to this dumb divorce.
December 4, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Emily
Hey, did you guys hear? Kris Humphries got kicked out of a basketball game last night in Boston. Here’s a clip of Kris and Rajon Rondo shoving one another, because OOH BADASS shoving:
Bunch of f-cking morons. Yes, let’s push one another into the crowd so that innocent bystanders get injured, because that’s thoughtful. Losers.
Anyway, this is what Kim Kardashian is contending with as her divorce continues to chug right along (making almost no progress whatever)—and the fact that Kanye West is being dragged into proceedings again. What’s happening now (aside from more nothing) is that Kris is still insisting that Kim orchestrated the entire relationship and subsequent marriage for television ratings, and Kris’s team subpoenaed Kanye West in order to testify under oath (of course) that he, as a close, personal friend of Kim’s, never knew anything about her plan.
Personally, DUH, of course Kim married this dickhead for ratings, because it’s not like he’s got this shining personality full of selflessness and integrity (as demonstrated on the basketball court), and honestly, I don’t even know why that’s even being contested. It’s no wonder Kris gets squdouche in the pre-nup, because she knew that she was going to divorce his ass anyway. But naturally, Kim’s team claim that Kris is dragging the whole thing out and ordered Kris and his team to stop all the stalling.
The trial is set for February 15th, a day after the most romantic day in the whole entire world*, and won’t that be just a joy to behold.
*Don’t. You know better.