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Kevin Jonas Is a Father Now

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Hey, look! There’s a new Jonas on the town. Kevin and Danielle Jonas have been expecting their first child for… well, I’d say it’s about nine months, because Danielle has had the baby and now Kevin is a father! Because nothing is sacred, the first pic of their daughter – Alana Rose Jonas is her name, by the way – was put online by the laundry brand Dreft and then retweeted by Kevin.

I’m not quite sure why in the world a laundry brand had the first pic of the Jonas baby, but whatever. Here she is:

Of course their two fans will want to know the updates, but do you really need to tweet while your wife is in labour?

Ugh. In any case, happy birthday, Alana Rose Jonas!

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Kevin and Danielle Jonas Are Having a Little Girl

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Kevin and Danielle Jonas – whose marriage exists solely for the purpose of… I don’t know, religion? An E! reality series? a case of extreme bearding? – announced last month that they’re expecting their first child together, which was slightly surprising but generally good news. Well, because so many people are so interested in this (uh… sure), they’ve now revealed that the small human growing in Danielle’s womb is a little girl.

Here’s what Kevin posted on Instagram:

I must say, that Paintshop addition of the pink hair bow is a lovely touch. But what if she’s a tomboy, Kevin? What if she doesn’t want your frilly pink headbands?!

Yeah,  I don’t know where I’m going with that, either. In all seriousness , congrats to the er… happy (?) couple. Babies are cute and squishy, so enjoy.

One of the Jonas Brothers Is Going To Be A Father

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Kevin Jonas - the least famous/least liked Jonas Brother – is married to a girl named Danielle and guess what: now they’re going to have a baby! Isn’t that grand? I actually don’t know much about these two other than that they have a reality show and that they’re apparently slightly crazy religious nutbags. But hey, that’s Hollywood for ya!

From E! News:

E! News confirms that Dani is pregnant with their first child.

“I was overjoyed,” Kevin revealed exclusively to E! News’ Giuliana Rancic via Skype upon learning about his wife’s pregnancy. “It’s been the most exciting thing in my life so far.”

He added, “I’m excited and I’m nervous.”

LOL @ “via Skype”. I make all my announcements via Skype, obvs. Also, I guess we can finally confirm that Kevin’s no longer a virgin and DEFINITELY totally 100% straight with zero gay in him whatsoever, not even a smidgen. As for Danielle, gotta give props to a girl’s gold digger game – she met him on holiday in the Bahamas in 2007 and managed to lock that down (not that I imagine there was much competition) by 2009. Get it, girl!