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Kerri Strug

Jesus Christ, Kerri Strug is 32 Years Old (Also, She Got Married This Weekend)

Why does watching this footage from the 1996 Olympics suddenly make me feel like Mary Lou Retton’s up next on uneven bars? Like, seriously, was this so long ago that Kerri Strug is actually 32 years old now? Does that make Alicia Sacramone 45? I AM SO CONFUSED. And sooooo hopelessly old. Kerri and her ankle got married on Sunday to Robert...