I’m back on the Beyoncé train these days – hey, if you’ve listened to the self-titled album, you really can’t blame me – so I loved reading that Bey crashed into a booth at Sing Sing Karaoke in Miami on Tuesday when she heard the girls in it were singing her song ‘Party’. Kelly Rowland was with her, and the girls took forever to even realise that it was Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland standing in front of them.
The worst part of this story is that one of the girls was sleeping (yes, in a karaoke booth – she must’ve been wasted) and Beyoncé photobombed her and NO ONE EVER WOKE HER UP. Let me put it out into the world now that if I was sleeping somewhere and Beyoncé walks in and you don’t wake my ass up, we are no longer friends. In fact, we’re probably mortal enemies. However, I also have to ask: how on earth did this girl NOT WAKE UP? Of course the other girls will have been losing their shit, and she’s got Bey snuggling up to her to take pictures and she’s still dead to the world? SMH on that one. I mean, look at this:
Those girls were probably shitting themselves. Even if they weren’t massive Beyoncé fans (and these days, who isn’t? Shh, I know many of you hate her!), the shock of having a massive celebrity like that walk into a random karaoke night would be enough to make anyone a little crazy.
I still want to hear from the sleeping friend, though. And I also want to know why, of all the Beyoncé songs in the world, they picked ‘Party’. I mean, come on, people. Step up your game.
January 9, 2014 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
Okay, first of all, what do we think about getting engaged via Skype? Super romantic or tacky as hell? Do tell.
As for her wedding plans, she wants to have a small-ass wedding. How small? Here’s what she told People:
I think we just really want it to be us and our pastor. That’s it. I mean, we are the only two that’s going to be in the marriage.
What was YOUR wedding like? I want to hear cute stories.
December 19, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Kelly Rowland has been with her boyfriend, Tim Witherspoon, for several years now, so he finally decided to “put a ring on it” (her words!) by proposing to her… on Skype. Romance isn’t dead!
Here’s what Kelly had to say about it on The Queen Latifah Show:
“He asked me first on Skype. And I was like, ‘We’re so far away from each other’.”
“I remember we were both just kinda like, honestly, just staring at each other. And he asked me, and it was just that simple to say yes. I was like, ‘I got my best friend to ride through life with’. He really is my best friend.”
Apparently Kelly and Tim have been together for a while but they kept their relationship secret for a long time, for whatever reason (maybe because he was her manager). I don’t know much about Kelly – aside from what she aired in ‘Dirty Laundry‘, of course (y’all know that’s my song) – but congrats to her and best of luck.
December 17, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Though summer’s technically not over, I think it’s time to take a look back at everything that happened these summer months. There was a LOT. What do you think was the most shocking? The most WTF? The best fashion moment? Let’s vote!
In case you need a refresher, here are some links to these stories: (more…)
September 3, 2013 at 3:52 pm by Catherine St. Ives
In any case, here’s the trailer for the new season of the show. Are we looking forward to it? Probably not – I know I’m not, but I’ll end up recapping it on another site so I know I’m in for the long haul.
August 28, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Fresh off her ocean rescue, Kelly Rowland has released the music video for ‘Dirty Laundry’, which is still a damn good song and probably the best thing she’s done, from an artistic standpoint. In case you forgot (or never heard about it to begin with), the track – the first taken from her new album Talk a Good Game - deals with Kelly’s experience with domestic violence, her troubled relationship with and jealousy towards Beyoncé and more. It’s just good.
The video is nothing all that special – mostly Kelly singing while lying in a pool of water, standing under a shower or sitting on a chair while occasional silhouettes appear in the distance. Still, it seems like the only way this video could pan out, considering the subject matter of the song itself. Still gets a thumbs up from me.