6The X Factor Loses Britney; Gets Kelly Rowland And Paulina Rubio

Britney Spears left The X Factor a while ago and we were all wondering who would replace her and by “we all” I mean, honestly no one really. Simon Cowell and Demi Lovato really wanted Lady Gaga. Instead, they got Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio. My, how far we’ve slipped.

I mean, really? Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubino? It could have been worse. We could have gotten Khloe Kardashian.

From TMZ:

Sources connected to FOX tell TMZ the pair are in final negotiations to join the show … with only minor details left to be hammered out before they sign on.

We’re told the deals will be done in the next few days, possibly as early as tomorrow.

I can’t remember who Paulina Rubio is. We didn’t even have a category for her on this site. And Kelly Rowland’s biggest news has been her disappearing and reappearing mole. Ms. Rowland was a judge on Britain’s X Factor and I’m guessing the producers and Mr. Cowell enjoyed her presence and was invited back. I don’t get the Paulina Rubio factor (haha pun intended). Is she more popular than I think she is?

Here’s a photo of her from 10 days ago.

She seems fun?

Oh and none for you L.A. Reid.

May 20, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

2The Year in Review: Kelly Rowland’s Mole

How did I not know that Kelly Rowland is a judge on the British version of The X Factor? This information totally slipped under my radar. I’m sorry, you guys. I’m a failure. (I did know about her one-woman Destiny’s Child medley, though! She performed it last week. She was not wearing pants.)

Anyway, the Daily Mail has finally published its best-researched, most hard-hitting pictorial to date: on television, from week to week, Kelly Rowland’s “mole” has been, uh, relocating itself. It also apparently changes shape and size. Yikes! She should get that checked out! Ha, ha.

I can definitely see how this “wandering beauty mark” might be distracting to viewers. Of course, I can also see using Rowland’s mole as the basis for a drinking game—but then, that’s why I don’t teach high school anymore.

December 7, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Jenn

3Kelly Rowland Hasn’t Been Paying Her Taxes

According to public records, Kelly Rowland of Destiny’s Child owes a lot of money to the IRS. On November 8th the IRS filed a $98,634 lien against the singer with the State of New York.

I hate when I hear stories of celebrities with serious money not paying their taxes. Between her years with Destiny’s Child and her solo work, Kelly should have more than enough money to pay her taxes and hire an accountant to make sure that it’s done right. Plus, I’m pretty sure the IRS doesn’t come after you for one year of not paying your taxes. There’s too many citizens for that. Does this mean that Kelly’s been blowing off the government for years? Yikes… Maybe she shouldn’t have fired Matthew Knowles…

November 28, 2010 at 11:16 am by Molls

12American Hero Kelly Rowland Speaks Out About Her Brave Decision To Get Breast Implants

Kelly Rowland, formerly of Destiny’s Child, just did an interview with BBC radio about her breast implants that is hilarious. According to Kelly, her surgery was an act of bravery that took ten years for her to go through with. Because she’s waited so long for the enhancement, she was, in a way, fulfilling some sort of dream.

Kelly said:

“When I initially thought about that, I was 17 years old. That’s a ridiculous age to make a decision to do something different to your body. For me, it was waiting. That’s the message I actually had to say. When people found out about it, one person asked me and I just couldn’t lie. I didn’t feel the reason to lie. I’m really proud of myself that I waited. That’s 10 years I waited. That’s 10 years I was like, ‘I hate this top. It does not fit. I hate this top.”

Uh, OK. Well, I’m glad you feel better about yourself?

July 8, 2010 at 2:03 pm by Molls

5It’s Fashion Week Again

Yep. It’s that time of the year yet again. The stars didn’t come out for the first day like we’d hope, but lots and lots of C-list types made it out to the tents. Here’s a question for you guys: Is something about the clothes in all of these photos very “1992″ to you? I feel like that’s where we’re at, fashion wise. 1992. The colors, the cuts of the jackets. Half of these women look like they’re wearing updated versions of costumes from Lifetime Original movies.

February 12, 2010 at 11:05 am by Molls

1Kelly Rowland is a Big Ole Dork

Kelly Rowland signs copies of the new ‘Sims 2: Castaway’ game in London on Friday.

Clearly, Castaway is a fitting description of Rowland’s career these days.

October 26, 2007 at 12:12 pm by Evil Beet