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Katy Perry

So I Guess Rob Pattinson And Katy Perry Are BFF

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are done (but probably for about 5 minutes) and apparently Katy Perry is making the most of Rob’s solo single time. According to a whole mess of “sources” they’re just friends. I know that Robsten was seen together at Katy Perry’s bday party for her assistant (someone leaked a video that looks like it was taken with a calculator) so it’s not really a huge surprise that Ms. Perry and Sad Rob would be hanging out together…I guess? Some info on their friendship from

… actress Bella Rapone, a friend of Katy’s, told the Daily Star last night that the couple have ‘always liked each other.’

Bella tells the paper: “She and Rob started off in the Bowery Ballroom, where they watched a gig by the indie band Daughter with a whole bunch of people, mainly pals of hers.”

“Then they took off with a smaller group for a much more intimate venue, The Spot at the Trump SoHo Hotel, where it was ­obvious there was ­chemistry between them,” adding: “They’ve always liked each other.”

Pause. The daughter show was on May 1. How have we not seen a single photo of them together from that show or that night? In fact, aside from the above photo, there are no photos of them together. And “Bella”? That’s gotta be a pseudonym, right? I googled this bitch and can’t find her anywhere. Un-pause.

Bella said R-Patz is “outraged” at the way Katy was treated by ex husband Russell Brand and singer John Mayer, 35, who she dumped in March for cheating on her.

And the pal also said that Katy had no idea why Pattinson took Kristen back after she cheated on him with Snow White And The Huntsman director Rupert Saunders.

“Both Rob and Katy have been so unlucky in love and now it’s almost as if they are kindred spirits. Katy says she finds him adorable and he is clearly very attracted to her,” said Bella. “They were the last to leave the Spot Lounge and, while there were no public ­displays of affection, it was very clear they were extremely happy in each other’s company.”

This whole thing sounds like someone figured out places where the two of them happened to be there at the same time and combined that with the bday party video and made a whole story out of it. And then some other random “source” from In Touch (via Entertainment Wise) says,

Katy told Rob she didn’t think their relationship could withstand the cheating scandal. And he deserved better than someone who would destroy a family [like Rupert's].

Here’s this photo of them together that horribly and hilariously photoshopped. Look at his blurry legs and sharp jagged feet.

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Katy Perry tweeted a photo earlier that is just SHOCKING. Ms. Perry is seen holding two GIGANTIC BAGS just FILLED with pills!!…vitamin pills, but still, the amount really is SHOCKING. I try to take a lot of vitamins but if I take them without enough food I feel nauseous and I think, “Wow, this must be exactly how the Sex Pistols felt every day!”

The performer tweeted with the photo,

I’m all about that supplement & vitamin LYFE!


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Stars Go Punk At The Met Gala: See The Best And Worst

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Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn’t she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt for the event for whatever the theme is. This year, it’s punk. So keep that in mind when looking at these photos — these looks are supposed to be crazy and over the top.

BEST: Anne Hathaway, January Jones, Sienna Miller

WORST: Almost everyone else, but especially Kerry Washington, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kim Kardashian and honestly there were so many more I couldn’t even deal with.

PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY: Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway

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Katy Perry Has a New Perfume Out

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Katy Perry is a modern day renaissance woman: singer, perfumer and John Mayer dater – there’s nothing she can’t do. It’s the perfumer aspect that we’re here to talk about today, as Katy has a new fragrance out called ‘Killer Queen’. This is the third in her line, following ‘Purr’ and ‘Meow’. As a Katy fan, I’m here to tell you that both of these smell like cheap drugstore shit and I wouldn’t buy them. If Coty wants to send me a bottle of ‘Killer Queen’, though, I’ll be sure to test it out.

Anyway, Katy announced the fragrance’s release on her Twitter page the other day, and showed up to the event at The Duke dressed like the Queen of Hearts from Alice In Wonderland  thrown in a blender with a picnic blanket. That hair is aight, though.

Please Pray for Katy “Devil Child” Perry!

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It’s a tale as old as f-cking time that Katy Perry‘s parents are ultra right-wing, religious nutsos, but it’s mostly all good in the hood because her booming bank account got them to keep their f-ckery to a minimum. Except every once in a while, they get a little ornery and start smack-talking their daughter in the press and predicting hellfire for all who dare to listen to Katy’s music (there’s a joke in there for the Katy haters – I cater to all tastes). Anyhoo, their latest bout of verbal diarrhea saw her pops calling her a “devil child” and saying all her fans are worshiping false idols. Oh, brother.

From The Sun:

In a string of bizarre sermons, he urges congregations to “pray for Katy”, whose hits include I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It.

Keith and wife Mary are currently touring American churches as star speakers.

The pair, who have made millions off the back of their famous daughter, show a video making Katy out to be a “devil child” who needs “healing”.

Speaking in Santa Fe Springs, California, Keith ranted: “They ask how can I preach if I produce a girl who sang about kissing another girl?“I was at a concert of Katy’s where there were 20,000. I’m watching this generation and they were going at it. It almost looked like church.“I stood there and wept and kept on weeping and weeping. They’re loving and worshipping the wrong thing.”

Katy’s parents ask for donations, saying they need “not one or two dollars, but 20s” so they can go to Switzerland.

Haha! Uh, can’t Katy give them money to go to f-cking Switzerland or something? Plus, that family was certainly never poor, so can’t they afford going to Europe? Even I went overseas last year and I’m barely scraping middle class. I can’t believe some people are this corny. Keith, give it up, bro. Katy escaped your cultish lifestyle and is having the time of her life. If you want that trip to Switzerland, you need to cool your jets, my man.

Katy Perry’s Divorce From Russell Brand Is A Little “Tchotchke” Now

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand have been divorced for about a year now, but reporters are still acting like that shit happened last week and pussyfooting around questions that might mean she has to talk about him. On one hand, way to go for the sensitivity, media? But on the other: what? Why not keep your nose out where it actually matters?

In any case, Katy doesn’t really care all that much about discussing her split from Russ, and took it on the chin when asked at the ASCAP “I Create Music” Expo about her bonus tracks from Teenage Dream – ‘Wide Awake’ and ‘Part of Me’ – which seemingly applied to their marriage (even though any Katy fan knows that they were B-Sides from 2010 when the album originally came out, but whatever).

From The Hollywood Reporter:

“It’s a very tiny elephant. … It’s like a little Tchotchke now.” That would be the elephant in the room: her divorce from Russell Brand. “The Big D — you can say it,” Perry downplayed when asked about the additions to the deluxe edition of Teenage Dream, “Wide Awake” and “Part of Me.” Clearly, she’s over it.

Well, good for her, I guess? On the music front, she’s making a new record and hopefully it’ll be as good as the last.

“What a schizophrenic record this next record’s gonna be…” Among the songwriters that Perry has been working with “a lot” is Sia. “She makes me laugh more than any human,” said Perry. “I can’t do vocals because I fry my voice from laughing.” Perry revealed that one such song is called “Double Rainbow.” When the title elicited laughs from the audience, Perry cracked: “Sounds insincere, but wait for it, OK?”

Double Rainbow? Uh… yes, please!

More pics from the ASCAP event below.

Hairy Situation Of The Day: Katy Perry Might Sue ghd For $2 Million

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Katy Perry was named the global ambassador for ghd – the haircare company that makes expensive, bomb ass straighteners (I have one and love it!) – a couple of years back and has appeared in several ad campaigns for the company like the one above for their European consumers. Katy’s clothing choices might not be so great, but her hair always looks nice (thanks, extensions!) so I can see why they signed a deal with her.

However, things have gone awry and Katy is close to suing ghd for $2 million, claiming that they agreed to extend her contract and are now reneging on the deal – something ghd is calling bullshit on.

From TMZ:

According to the suit … Perry had a $4.5 million written contract to promote “ghd” (stands for “good hair day”) products for two years starting in 2011. Her agent claims Katy’s owed an additional $2 mil based on an oral agreement to extend her contract.

But in the docs … the company behind “ghd”, Jemella Group, insists there was never an oral agreement — and they decided not to renew Perry’s deal because market research shows Europeans just aren’t that into her anymore.

Jemella says Perry’s agent has been threatening to sue for the $2 mil … so it struck first, asking the court to block team Perry from filing a lawsuit.

Katy’s rep tells TMZ, “Jemella’s attempt to embarrass Ms. Perry by including defamatory statements about her in a public filing is shameful.” The rep says they plan to sue over the money Katy’s owed if Jemella doesn’t pay up.

Katy tells us, “They’re backing out of the deal because of an ownership change, and just throwing shade to hide their bad faith.”

Damn, way to play her, ghd. I don’t think it’s that Europeans don’t really like her any more, I think it’s that the Teenage Dream wave has been ridden from here to eternity she’s been taking a break. As soon as she releases new music, her popularity will go back up. It doesn’t take rocket science, people.

Not sure who to believe on this one, but time will tell… In the meantime, more of Katy’s ghd shots are below. That ’20s-era flapper one gets a side eye, though.