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8Russell Brand’s Marriage to Katy Perry Failed Because of the Whole ‘Monogamy’ Thing

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Russell Brand spent 99% of his famous life as a notorious womanizer, but all bets were off when he met and fell in love with Katy Perry. Suddenly, the monogamous married life seemed as if it was calling his name and he exchanged some vows… only to get divorced a little over a year later. There’s been lots of talk about exactly what went wrong there, as Russell and Katy were just crazy enough of a couple to work. Turns out, a lot of the problem was just that Russell really, really likes having sex with the myriad of “options” in front of him. Oh, brother.

From Esquire:

“I’ve given over too much of my life to [the pursuit of sex]. And I’ve probably harmed other people, by being selfish. And really, I’d like to be married. I’m just not transmitting that frequency of ‘Soulmate! Soulmate!’ I’m transmitting the frequency of ‘Mmm!’

Of course he’s tried marriage already. So what did happen with Katy Perry?

“When I’m in a relationship I’m diligently monogamous and stick to the principles agreed on within that relationship. You’ve got to, I think.”

He added: “But it’s going to be hard if I go into a monogamous relationship. I live a life where I have a lot of freedom, so if I meet someone and I go, ‘Right let’s be monogamous’, that’s a fucking change.

But I tried it and I loved it. I really think she’s a lovely beautiful person [Katy Perry]. It’s just hard isn’t it? She’s got a lot of options, I’ve got a lot of options, so you’ve got to really, really want it.”

“Some of it’s the fame, but I think getting married is… you’ve got a whole other person that you’ve got to make as important as you!”

Yes, that’s generally what a relationship is, Russell – you realise that the world doesn’t revolve around you. Lord almighty. It’s tough because I dig Russell as a dude and think he’s done a lot of great things, philanthropically speaking. When it comes to relationships though, y’all know Katy P is my girl and I can’t be having his fuckery. When she broke down crying in Part of Me? STOP. I can’t. No one’s here trying to police anyone from living their best life. If having lots of random hook-ups is your thing (that goes for a man OR woman), do it up. But hopefully you’d realise that’s your preferred lifestyle BEFORE you marry someone who plans on being with you for the rest of his/her life.

Anyhow, what do you think  – was their marriage doomed from the beginning because you knew Russell wouldn’t be able to keep it in his pants?

June 6, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

3So I Guess Rob Pattinson And Katy Perry Are BFF

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are done (but probably for about 5 minutes) and apparently Katy Perry is making the most of Rob’s solo single time. According to a whole mess of “sources” they’re just friends. I know that Robsten was seen together at Katy Perry’s bday party for her assistant (someone leaked a video that looks like it was taken with a calculator) so it’s not really a huge surprise that Ms. Perry and Sad Rob would be hanging out together…I guess? Some info on their friendship from Enterainmentwise.com:

… actress Bella Rapone, a friend of Katy’s, told the Daily Star last night that the couple have ‘always liked each other.’

Bella tells the paper: “She and Rob started off in the Bowery Ballroom, where they watched a gig by the indie band Daughter with a whole bunch of people, mainly pals of hers.”

“Then they took off with a smaller group for a much more intimate venue, The Spot at the Trump SoHo Hotel, where it was ­obvious there was ­chemistry between them,” adding: “They’ve always liked each other.”

Pause. The daughter show was on May 1. How have we not seen a single photo of them together from that show or that night? In fact, aside from the above photo, there are no photos of them together. And ”Bella”? That’s gotta be a pseudonym, right? I googled this bitch and can’t find her anywhere. Un-pause.

Bella said R-Patz is “outraged” at the way Katy was treated by ex husband Russell Brand and singer John Mayer, 35, who she dumped in March for cheating on her.

And the pal also said that Katy had no idea why Pattinson took Kristen back after she cheated on him with Snow White And The Huntsman director Rupert Saunders.

“Both Rob and Katy have been so unlucky in love and now it’s almost as if they are kindred spirits. Katy says she finds him adorable and he is clearly very attracted to her,” said Bella. “They were the last to leave the Spot Lounge and, while there were no public ­displays of affection, it was very clear they were extremely happy in each other’s company.”

This whole thing sounds like someone figured out places where the two of them happened to be there at the same time and combined that with the bday party video and made a whole story out of it. And then some other random “source” from In Touch (via Entertainment Wise) says,

Katy told Rob she didn’t think their relationship could withstand the cheating scandal. And he deserved better than someone who would destroy a family [like Rupert's].

Here’s this photo of them together that horribly and hilariously photoshopped. Look at his blurry legs and sharp jagged feet.

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May 26, 2013 at 12:33 pm by Catherine St. Ives

7BREAKING: KATY PERRY TAKES BAGS FULL OF PILLS!!they’re vitamins

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Katy Perry tweeted a photo earlier that is just SHOCKING. Ms. Perry is seen holding two GIGANTIC BAGS just FILLED with pills!!…vitamin pills, but still, the amount really is SHOCKING. I try to take a lot of vitamins but if I take them without enough food I feel nauseous and I think, “Wow, this must be exactly how the Sex Pistols felt every day!”

The performer tweeted with the photo,

I’m all about that supplement & vitamin LYFE!

JESUS CHRIST, CALM DOWN, KATY. YOU’RE ON A DANGEROUS PATH. MOST WOMEN’S MULTIVITAMINS CONTAIN AT LEAST 50% MORE VITAMIN-C THAN MOST WOMEN NEED. ARE YOU EVEN AWARE OF THAT? I HOPE YOU HAVE PROPERLY CONFIGURED THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF EACH VITAMIN, BUT KNOWING YOU AND YOUR RECKLESS WAYS, YOU PROBABLY HAVEN’T DONE SHIT! YOU’RE PROBABLY BUSY GETTING HIGH OFF YOUR OWN PERFUME AND POPPING RASPBERRY KETONES!

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COME BACK TO US, KATY. GET WELL SOON. WE’RE ALL PRAYING FOR YOU.

May 23, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Katy Perry

10Stars Go Punk At The Met Gala: See The Best And Worst

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Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn’t she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt for the event for whatever the theme is. This year, it’s punk. So keep that in mind when looking at these photos — these looks are supposed to be crazy and over the top.

BEST: Anne Hathaway, January Jones, Sienna Miller

WORST: Almost everyone else, but especially Kerry Washington, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kim Kardashian and honestly there were so many more I couldn’t even deal with.

PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY: Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway

Check it out!

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May 7, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

3Katy Perry Has a New Perfume Out

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Katy Perry is a modern day renaissance woman: singer, perfumer and John Mayer dater – there’s nothing she can’t do. It’s the perfumer aspect that we’re here to talk about today, as Katy has a new fragrance out called ‘Killer Queen’. This is the third in her line, following ‘Purr’ and ‘Meow’. As a Katy fan, I’m here to tell you that both of these smell like cheap drugstore shit and I wouldn’t buy them. If Coty wants to send me a bottle of ‘Killer Queen’, though, I’ll be sure to test it out.

Anyway, Katy announced the fragrance’s release on her Twitter page the other day, and showed up to the event at The Duke dressed like the Queen of Hearts from Alice In Wonderland  thrown in a blender with a picnic blanket. That hair is aight, though.


May 6, 2013 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Katy Perry

6Please Pray for Katy “Devil Child” Perry!

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It’s a tale as old as f-cking time that Katy Perry‘s parents are ultra right-wing, religious nutsos, but it’s mostly all good in the hood because her booming bank account got them to keep their f-ckery to a minimum. Except every once in a while, they get a little ornery and start smack-talking their daughter in the press and predicting hellfire for all who dare to listen to Katy’s music (there’s a joke in there for the Katy haters – I cater to all tastes). Anyhoo, their latest bout of verbal diarrhea saw her pops calling her a “devil child” and saying all her fans are worshiping false idols. Oh, brother.

From The Sun:

In a string of bizarre sermons, he urges congregations to “pray for Katy”, whose hits include I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It.

Keith and wife Mary are currently touring American churches as star speakers.

The pair, who have made millions off the back of their famous daughter, show a video making Katy out to be a “devil child” who needs “healing”.

Speaking in Santa Fe Springs, California, Keith ranted: “They ask how can I preach if I produce a girl who sang about kissing another girl?“I was at a concert of Katy’s where there were 20,000. I’m watching this generation and they were going at it. It almost looked like church.“I stood there and wept and kept on weeping and weeping. They’re loving and worshipping the wrong thing.”

Katy’s parents ask for donations, saying they need “not one or two dollars, but 20s” so they can go to Switzerland.

Haha! Uh, can’t Katy give them money to go to f-cking Switzerland or something? Plus, that family was certainly never poor, so can’t they afford going to Europe? Even I went overseas last year and I’m barely scraping middle class. I can’t believe some people are this corny. Keith, give it up, bro. Katy escaped your cultish lifestyle and is having the time of her life. If you want that trip to Switzerland, you need to cool your jets, my man.

May 2, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer