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John Mayer Wasn’t A Douche For A Few Hours

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John Mayer and Katy Perry are a couple again. He even dedicated a song (“A Face To Call Home”) to her at once of his concerts, telling the crowd, “Katy [is] my face to call home.” (Huffington Post.) That’s sweet. Try not to f-ck it up this time.

Mr. Mayer and Ms. Perry were hanging out in a guitar store when they met some teenage fans. Nice celebs would pose for a photo or give an autograph, but John Mayer went even further. From The Daily News:

Julie Fermin, 16, happened to be in the SoHo store at the same time as the famous couple and had her eye on an expensive guitar she could not afford. Mayer then stepped in and purchased the instrument for her as a gift.

That was really, really nice of him. No sarcasm.

So congratulations, John Mayer. For a few hours in July of 2013, you were not a total douche.

Katy Perry Settles Her Lawsuit With ghd, Like Anyone Cares

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Hey, remember how Katy Perry had that deal with ghd and then they didn’t renew so she threatened to sue them and they threatened to sue her back for lying and there was basically a whole lot of suing possibly going on? Well, hang on to your hats, because things are going to get… even more boring. That’s right, the whole KP sue-a-thon is over :(

From TMZ:

Katy Perry has finally untangled herself from a British hair care company … as the two sides settled a lawsuit over an oral agreement gone wrong.

As TMZ previously reported, Perry claimed a company called ghd (stands for “good hair day”) owed her $2 million based on a verbal agreement she had to extend her deal. But ghd claimed they had no such agreement and didn’t owe her squat … because they wanted to cut ties with Katy when the deal expired.

The folks behind ghd struck first, filing a lawsuit against Perry to block her from suing them for the $2 mil.

Last month, the two sides agree to drop the case completely with both sides giving up the right to re-file.

No word on if Katy got any of the $2 mil she was seeking.

Well, there you have it. Frankly, I have a ghd and they heat up really quickly, so that’s all I have to say about the company. Also, Katy Perry does not need $2 million more unless she’s writing me a check. The end.

Katy Perry Wants Us To Know She’s Back With John Mayer

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Katy Perry must have thought she didn’t make enough bad decisions this year, as she appears to be back with John Mayer, wonderland destroyer. (I don’t know what I mean by that, just go with it, enjoy Friday.) Yesterday she posted the above annoying photo to her Instagram with the caption,

Whose broad stripes & bright stars?!

As of now the photo has 13.6k likes. Fans are posting comments like, “JATY IS BACK!

I know it’s just their backs, but it’s definitely them and it’s definitely him — although whether or not they’re actually “back” is unclear. From US Weekly:

An eyewitness tells Us Weekly that the pop superstar cheered on the “Paper Doll” singer while he performed at the Philly 4th of July Jam at Benjamin Franklin Parkway in Philadelphia, Penn. “She watched him perform off stage and watched every second of his performance, singing along to every song and dancing,” the source tells Us. “She was so into his performance and gave him a big hug and kiss when he finished afterwards.”

So I guess she just happened to see him perform and they took a photo and no one banged each other afterwards.

Russell Brand Is “Devastated” By Katy Perry’s Comments On Their Divorce


Katy Perry made some recent comments to Vogue magazine about her divorce to Russell Brand, namely that the last time she communicated with him was when he asked her for a divorce via text. This “devastated” him. Here’s why, from The Huffington Post:

He’s devastated by what Katy has said, given that they’ve been in contact on numerous occasions. He can’t understand why she would say all these things.

A few things can happen now:

– Katy Perry says she was misquoted.
– Russell Brand denies this story.
– Katy Perry clarifies her comments with, “We’ve been in contact but only about legal matters” blah blah.

Interesting that Brand didn’t address the part of the interview where Perry got all mysterious and ominous about the “real truth” behind their divorce.

Mr. Brand has said only very kind things about Ms. Perry since their split. He’s said that he “loved” being married to her and that she is, “a lovely beautiful person.”

Did Katy Perry Leave Russell Brand Because Of A Sex Addiction Relapse?

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Katy Perry has her first Vogue cover shoot and with it, a lengthy interview about all things Perry. And all things Perry include her 14 month marriage to David Lynch BFF, Russell Brand. Both she and Mr. Brand have discussed their marriage before. But in this interview, Ms. Perry gets a little…ominous. Gotta bring out your A-list material for Vogue, right?

From Vogue:

He’s a very smart man, and I was in love with him when I married him. Let’s just say I haven’t heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011.

Ominous statement. Also, who the f-ck asks for a divorce via text? Dante’s gonna open up a whole new circle for people who ask for divorce via text.

There were signs of disrespect on Mr. Brand’s part for his wife and for their marriage. For example, Ms. Perry recalls a particular incident:

[He was] hysterical in some ways. Until he started making jokes about me and he didn’t know I was in the audience, because I had come to surprise him at one of his shows. So. Hysterical to a point. I mean, I have to claim my own responsibility in things. I do admit that I was on the road a lot. Although I invited him time and time again, and I tried to come home as much as I possibly could. You saw that in the movie.

Ms. Perry hints that the reason for their divorce may be a lot deeper, and possibly darker, than what we think it is. She reveals,

At first when I met him he wanted an equal, and I think a lot of times strong men do want an equal, but then they get that equal and they’re like, I can’t handle the equalness. He didn’t like the atmosphere of me being the boss on tour. So that was really hurtful, and it was very controlling, which was upsetting. I felt a lot of responsibility for it ending, but then I found out the real truth, which I can’t necessarily disclose because I keep it locked in my safe for a rainy day.

I let go and I was like: This isn’t because of me; this is beyond me. So I have moved on from that.

Wow. What could she mean by “the real truth”? It must be a real big one or she wouldn’t protect him. And whatever the secret is, she made it clear that it doesn’t have anything to do with her. It’s his issue. We’ve heard rumors that Brand cheated on her, but it sounds like this is more than that. It sounds Russell Brand relapsed into his sex addiction. He wrote a book that detailed his addiction to sex.  This isn’t like “hardee har har he bangs lots of women it’s what he does”. It was a serious, dark problem that could have destroyed his career. He explains his addiction in My Booky Wook, via The Guardian:

Many people are sceptical about the idea of what I like to call “sexy addiction”, thinking it a spurious notion, invented primarily to help Hollywood film stars evade responsibility for their priapic excesses. But I reckon there is such a thing. Addiction, by definition, is a compulsive behaviour that you cannot control or relinquish, in spite of its destructive consequences. And if my life proves nothing else, it demonstrates that this formula can be applied to sex just as easily as it can be to drugs or alcohol, both of which I know more than a bit about.

He stayed at the KeyStone clinic to treat his “sexy addiction”.

It’s hard to get an exact number on how many addicts relapse. Given what we’ve seen happen though in the Entertainment Industry, we’ve seen certain people relapse quite a bit. So I wouldn’t be surprised if Brand’s (alleged) cheating was more than that; I wouldn’t be surprised if he relapsed and his addiction to sex is what ended their marriage.

But this is purely speculation on my part.

Check out the rest of her Vogue spread, plus the cover.

Kristen Stewart’s Mad at Katy Perry About The Whole RPattz Thing

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Oh dear, a drama’s brewing! Apparently Kristen Stewart has severed all ties with Katy Perry over the whole “dating her ex” thing. Robert Pattinson and Katy have been friends for a while, apparently, and he and KStew used to hang out with Katy and Katy’s assistant Tamra Natisin (who we all know Kristen’s lezzing it out with, so I’m not sure why she’s mad about this) but the fun is over! No more backwards baseball cap wearing strolls around Hollywood! No more… whatever the hell they all did together. Consider this friendship OVER.

From The Daily Mail:

Twilight star Kristen Stewart feels ‘betrayed’ over Robert Pattinson’s growing closeness to Katy Perry, friends have revealed.

Sitting on the singer’s lap and cuddling up to her at the Kids Choice Awards in March, Kristen, 23, showed just how close she was to pop star Katy, 28.

However, a source told MailOnline that Kristen feels ‘incredibly down right now and betrayed’ at rumours of a romance between Katy and her ex-boyfriend and former co-star Robert.

And the petite brunette has now cut off all ties with Katy – despite greeting her with a big hug at the Met Ball in New York last month – and a source said: ‘Kristen is in a certain state of denial. She can’t let go of Rob or get over him.

‘She keeps trying to contact Robert and find out what he is doing but her attempts to see Rob have been rebuffed. Rob is not responding to her. ‘

This all just seems like wayyyyy too much drama. First of all, I thought Katy was back with John Mayer? Secondly, I’m pretty sure – as stated above – that KStew prefers the ladies. I have no proof of that besides THE EYES GOD GAVE ME and a sixth sense to help me spot my own kind, and I’m sure she “loved” Rob and all (not enough not to cheat on him, but oh well) but… this is all ridiculous.

This Is The Best Photo We Have Of Katy Perry And Rob Pattinson Together

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Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson have been linked together as a possible new couple, because they like the same music and thus wind up at the same shows, but obviously this means they are in love and seeing each other secretly and the reason for the big Twilight break-up. Ms. Perry and Sad Rob were both spotted at the Bjork concert, and the Daily Mail provided us with the only photo of them together that we have aside from this one.

They arrived separately and left the same way. Are they doing it? I don’t know, but the media, the public, and their fans seem to really, really want them to be. Right now I don’t even think they actually hang out. They’re like those friends you have on Facebook that you met once, then hung out with in a group setting, and now you occasionally “like” or comment on their statuses and you have the same friends and interests, so you wind up at the same things. I mean yeah, at some point they’re probably going to get hammered and bang, unless Katy Perry makes a huge mistake and moves in with John Mayer.

X17Online though is saying that,

The pair were said to have met up ‘discreetly’ and made their way into the gig together before leaving separately to avoid photographers waiting outside the venue, reports.

Come on, I don’t care how discreet they are, they’re 2 huge stars at a huge venue. If they were really going there together, that shit would have been captured all over Instagram in every different filter with hundres of hashtags and OMGs.