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Katy Perry & John Mayer Broke Up Again, Apparently

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It seems to me like Katy Perry and John Mayer are working on becoming the new Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber when it comes to how many times they can break up and get back together again. They rekindled their romance earlier this year, and things seemed to be going well. They even enjoyed (???) a romantic day out at Disneyland just a couple of months ago. Unfortunately, their bliss has come to an end again, at least for the time being, and they’re done.

These two have been up and down (or “hot and cold,” if you will) for years now, and E! News has exclusively learned from a source close to the couple that they’ve called it quits again.

The insider didn’t offer any specifics as to the reasoning behind the two celebs’ decision to break up, but notes that they’re known to make-up time and time again (we know), so it’s very possible these two will reunite in the near future.

My guess is that Katy’s about to start on her new album and that means John is out. He’s a bit of a layabout at times and just wants to chill, and Katy gets super focused when it comes to her career, and when she’s in high gear, relationships sorta fall by the wayside. That’s why they broke up last time… and the two times before that (I have it on pretty good authority this is what happened – friend of a friend situation), not because of any serious problems. They genuinely like each other, they just kinda want different things out of life.

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Katy Perry Weighs In On Taylor Swift’s Cluelessness

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Well, I suppose it was only a matter of time. After Nicki Minaj‘s frustration with the MTV VMAs (and the music industry at large) prompted Taylor Swift to open her mouth and promptly stick her foot in it while showing the world what an arrogant, self-absorbed asshole she is, celebrities started weighing in. However, one voice rose above the rest and oh, it was glorious (even if it was vaguely nonsensical). Katy Perry, do your thing.

If you’re having trouble parsing what she’s going for here, since it wasn’t stated all that eloquently, Katy’s basically saying it’s fucking hilarious that someone who can make a video like “Bad Blood” – which is basically like the music video version of Mean Girls with Katy as the target of Taylor and her girl gang’s wrath – and then try to peddle a bullshit brand of feminism that has no bearing on the real world and is totally fake, you need to step off.

Then again, Katy’s been trying to put us on for a while now, and we just weren’t listening:

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I know the “feud” between Katy and Taylor is petty, but if you think about it, it’s kinda been Taylor that’s drama queen, here. She’s the one who’s spoken most directly about it in interviews/tried to create drama. I mean, SHE MADE A SONG AND MUSIC VIDEO ABOUT THE FEUD. I’m so over it. Taylor doesn’t care about propping up women, she cares about propping up herself and her own career. Bye, girl. Katy HAD to speak up. It’s too delicious.

Now all we need is for Rihanna to join the game and drag her, but I feel like it’s just too much to hope for.

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Katy Perry In Convent Bidding War With Two Nuns

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I’m not really sure what’s up with Katy Perry. You know, like, in a general sense. She’s still on her Prismatic World Tour, which won’t wrap up until October, and then I guess anything’s possible. Like, perhaps, her owning a convent – if she doesn’t lose out to the two nuns she’s currently locked in a bidding war with as we speak! You see, Katy’s trying to get her paws on Sisters of the Immaculate Heart of Mary convent in L.A.’s Loz Feliz neighbourhood, and the nuns aren’t really feeling it. 

According to documents obtained by Us Weekly, two of the five nuns, Sister Rita Callanan and Sister Catherine Rose, argue that the villa-style hilltop convent, which offers views of downtown L.A. and the San Gabriel Mountains, is legally theirs to sell. Sister Rita and Sister Catherine sold the property to restaurateur Dana Hollister for $15.5 million — an issue since Archbishop Jose Gomez is claiming that the property is his to sell.

Gomez, for his part, has been busy negotiating the sale of the property to Perry, who, according to the L.A. Times, is willing to shell out $14.5 million in cash to make the property her home.

The songstress even visited with the nuns in an attempt to seal the deal. However, Sister Rita wasn’t a fan.

“Well, I found Katy Perry and I found her videos and…if it’s all right to say, I wasn’t happy with any of it,” Sister Rita told the paper of her quick Internet search. “We have given many years to this archdiocese and we have served them well,” she added. “For the archdiocese to…put us under a bus and run over us, I’m sorry, it was just too much for me.”

According to the documents, Gomez has sued Hollister with the intent to have her purchase of the property voided. Perry has been granted a court order to visit the property, which she recently did with her architect.

I mean, why does she even want a convent? To turn it into a luxury house? I mean, whatever, I guess… I can see why the nuns don’t want Perry taking the property, but I suppose times change and rich people tend to get what they want in the end…

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Katy Perry Unveils New Moschino Ads

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Katy Perry‘s been pretty busy, touring the world, going to Disneyland, visiting Auschwitz… but she’s still found time to model for the new Moschino campaign, and I have to say, I’m SO not feeling the short hair. Thankfully, it’s just a wig, but why is she insisting on wearing it so much lately?!


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Moschino is headed up by Jeremy Scott, one of Katy’s longtime pals, and she’s walked the runway for them before, so it only makes sense for her to do this campaign.

What do you think?

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Katy Perry Doesn’t Actually Have A Taylor Swift Diss Song Called “1984″

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We all know by now that Katy Perry and Taylor Swift have some “bad blood” between them, hyuck hyuck. It’s all over some boring bullshit like Katy stealing some of Taylor’s crew for her tour or something, even though it seems they were working for Katy before or whatever blah blah. I’d just like to remind everyone before we go any further that these are two GROWN ASS WOMEN going on like this. Okay, now we can proceed.

So there were rumours floating around, as you probably remember, that Katy had enlisted John Mayer to write a revenge song about Taylor, and then all of a sudden there was an actual report that she’d actually registered a new song with publisher BMI called “1984″ – THE TAYLOR SWIFT DISS TRACK WAS UPON US. Except, of course, it’s not, because her reps have said in no way is there any truth to the story whatsoever. The song just doesn’t exist.

From Billboard:

“Katy Perry’s managers at Direct Management Group confirm that this story is completely false,” a rep for Perry at Universal tells Billboard. “Katy Perry was not involved in writing, singing, recording or registering this song.”

That shouldn’t come as a huge surprise. Patrick Collier, one of the song’s alleged co-writers, posted an Instagram about the song with the caption “news to me.” That Instagram post has since been deleted.

For their part, BMI simply confirmed that the “1984″ song was registered back in September by BMG Platinum Songs. The song is still on BMI’s site with Katy Perry listed under the “Artists” tag.

So… it does exist and Katy’s lying? Who knows, but I wish these two would grow up and move on. It’s getting more than a little pathetic.

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Katy Perry Enlists John Mayer To Seek Revenge Against Taylor Swift

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We all know that Katy Perry and Taylor Swift have had some seriously “bad blood” for a while now (see what I did there?) but it seems Katy might be ready to kick their feud up another notch by enlisting boyfriend John Mayer – who just so happens to be Taylor’s ex – in her revenge plot.

From Hollywood Life:

“Katy thinks revenge is a dish best served cold. She’s even more determined to show people what she calls ‘the real Taylor’, she’s writing some big, anthemic-type songs that’ll feature dirt on Taylor that John’s told her from when they used to date,” a friend of Katy’s told HEAT.

Wow, this feud is getting pretty intense! Is it wrong of us to say we’re slightly excited to hear this revenge song? What kind of dirt does John have on Taylor?! We need to know!

As for Katy’s absence at the Billboards, her friend said “John convinced her it was a bad idea. Katy realized she couldn’t stand the idea of the cameras being on her face as she had to watch Taylor win every award with all her friends applauding her.”

I’m going to go ahead and call BS on this story, if only because I’d hate to think that a 31-year-old woman has nothing better to do than enlist her boyfriend to try to get back at her ex-friend via song. I mean, I know Taylor wrote ‘Bad Blood’, but I know homegirl is immature. It just needs to end now. Move on, ladies. (Then again, I would SO listen to it. You know it’d be a hit!)

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Katy Perry & John Mayer Go On Disneyland Date

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So, Katy Perry and John Mayer got back together a while ago, for some unknown reason, and it seems like things have been going well. I suppose I’m not all that surprised, since I have ~inside info~ that they only broke up the first time because Katy was working too much (i.e. going on tour) and John basically just wanted to chill in LA so they took a break. Anyhow, they recently went to Disney World, and as you can see in the photo above, they look absolutely thrilled about it.

They took the trip to Disneyland over Memorial Day weekend and apparently looked all super romantic while they were there. But here’s the real question I have for all you LA people: Do you guys just go to Disneyland nonstop just because it’s there, and what the hell? Because seriously, everyone I know who lives out there is CONSTANTLY going, like, with the regularity I go to the greenmarket.

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