30Kanye Needs to Learn What Apologies Are Supposed to Look Like

Here’s the screen grab from Kanye’s website where he posted an apology — it’s gone now — to Taylor Swift.  So he’s sorry, he likes her, he just didn’t feel she deserved the award.  That seems reasonable.

September 14, 2009 at 5:48 am by Wendie

42This Kills Me

Oh, how this pains me.  You all know that I’m not a huge fan of Beyonce’s — molls is a die-hard fan and I really wish this story broke while she was still working — but you have to watch this.  Last night, after Kanye acted like the biggest asshole in the universe, Beyonce won Video of the Year and turned over her acceptance speech time to Taylor Swift so that she could have her moment.  I begrudgingly admit that Beyonce was a true class act.  I searched far and wide for a quality clip that didn’t involve the camera cutting to Perez, but I failed.  As an aside, Lady Gaga looks like a fantasy danish.

Kanye was supposed to perform but his time was scrapped.  It’s all rumor at this point, but people on Twitter were saying that he was escorted to the door.  Oh, how I hope that is true.  People reports that Kanye did post an apology to Taylor on his blog.  I didn’t see it there this morning, but People would never lie to me, so it must be true.  I’m sure it read something like:  ”TAYLOR I’M SORRY BUT BEYONCE IS THE BEST AND YOU ARE IRRELEVANT”

Katy Perry may have summed it up best on Twitter last night:  ”FUCK U KANYE. IT’S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN.”

September 14, 2009 at 4:11 am by Wendie

249Kanye West is a Fucking Asshole

We have an unspoken rule around here where we try not to use bad language unless the situation calls for it.  All things Mischa will always call for it.  So will Kanye West’s actions at the VMAs tonight.  

Okay, this just happened.  I don’t even have video for it yet.  Taylor Swift won an award for Best Video.  In the middle of her acceptance speech, Kanye ripped the microphone out of her hand and announced to the audience that Beyonce had the best video.  The camera flashed to Beyonce who looked horrified, the audience went nuts and Taylor almost burst out in tears.

I can’t even properly express my level of disgust for taking Taylor’s moment away.  There is something seriously wrong with that dude — something that extends far beyond “unprofessional”.

Video will be up when it hits the Internet.  You can bet on that.

September 13, 2009 at 6:12 pm by Wendie

10Kanye West Can’t Actually Handle Flashing Lights

In his song “Flashing Lights” Kanye says “Try to hit you with the ‘Oeur de Whopee’/Till I get flashed by the paparazzi/Damn, these n****’s got me/I hate these n****’s more than the Nazis”… And he ain’t kidding, kids. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen Kanye and his bald Barbie girlfriend freakin’ out on the paps for snapping his photo, and this time, he’s even confronting the dude shooting video from the safety of his car. Here’s my thing with Kanye: How can a man who boasts about chasing fame to the degree he does care about a having his picture taken while he’s going about his buisness? The two of them are dressed well enough, they aren’t fighting, there’s no drama going on, so just shut up and smile, man. Beside putting out jams for me to dance to in the club, that’s really his only job as a performer. Why does Kanye have such beef with the paps? You’d think he’d love it.

September 4, 2009 at 9:56 am by Molls

15Yeezy Loses His Cool in NYC

Kanye West went from 0 to 60 in .5 seconds yesterday when he realized that the paps were after him and gazelle-like girlfriend Amber Rose. The couple was strolling through SoHo and thought they were alone until Kanye realized that there were photographers getting shots of them on the sly. Instead of maintaining his fresh, he freaked and the whole collection of photos together is well, kinda pretty funny. Check out the gallery below!

August 20, 2009 at 10:50 am by Molls

16Chris Brown’s Stupidity Never Ends

Chris Brown dodged jail for beating up Rihanna.  Instead of learning his lesson and trying to live a somewhat drama-free life, he spent Saturday night making out with Kanye West’s on-again, off-again girlfriend Amber Rose.  

Don Juan Chris, 20, arrived at Sean Combs’ and Ashton Kutcher’s party with his Rihanna look-alike on his arm, but eventually ditched her in favor of a public make out session with Kanye’s 26-year-old woman.  What, I beg of you, what is the appeal of this man boy? 

Make no mistake about it, this will be resolved by Chris punching Kanye in the face and Kanye sending ALL-CAP EMAILS to Chris.

July 6, 2009 at 9:17 am by Wendie