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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Getting Matching “Commitment Tattoos”

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are absolute self-obsessed idiots – and therefore perfect for one another – so I don’t really have a problem with the idea of them getting matching commitment tattoos. Besides, I suppose it’s better than another televised sham wedding, eh?

From The Daily Star:

The pair, who are expecting their first child in June, have been to famous LA tattoo parlour Shamrock Social.

We’re told: “They’ll have each other’s names tattooed, leaving a big space for the baby’s name, so they all intertwine.”

Aw, isn’t that sweet – there’ll even be room for little Kimye. Though I have to wonder what the hold up is and why they’d need to visit the tattoo parlor first and plan all this out if they’re just having their names done. It only takes 15 minutes max to look through the font handbook – been there, done that.

Justin Timberlake “Absolutely Loves” Kanye West, Which Means He Hates Him

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Never has a music feud been so goddamn boring as when Kanye West and Justin Timberlake started being at odds. Now now, lads, there’s enough of Jay-Z‘s friendship to go around. After Kanye told a crowd in London earlier this month that he “ain’t f-ckin’ with that ‘Suit & Tie’,” JT responded by changing the lyrics in the song during his performance on SNL last weekend to something about rappers being dramatic because his “hit’s so sick”. I mean, whatever and all, but I just yawned while typing that entire paragraph.

After taking his shot at Kanye, JT decided he couldn’t put his money where his mouth was and decided to backpedal during an appearance on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon when he was asked about the performance, saying, “I don’t remember that. Did I change a line? It is live. You know really, everyone keep calm. Let me say, for the record. I absolutely love Kanye, so there’s that. We love Kanye right? Did the lyrics change? I don’t remember.”

Ugh, this bitch. Playing the amnesia card is the corniest thing ever. I don’t even understand what’s got him shook, at this point. After all, what’s Kanye going to do, beat you with his crocodile skin scarf or whatever the hell it is he wears? These two need to just stop.

Justin Timberlake Disses Kanye On SNL

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Kanye West let the world know that he isn’t a fan of Justin Timberlake‘s Suit & Tie collaboration with Jay-Z. It looks like Mr. Timberlake hit back with a subtle and smooth jab at dear Mr. West.

The Huffington Post (and many others) pointed out that during Mr. Timberlake’s performance of Suit & Tie last night on Saturday Night Live, he changed the line “Shit so sick got a hit and picked up a habit” to “My hit’s so sick got rappers acting dramatic.”

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Nice job, Justin! A very classy dig. In terms of music though, I still prefer Kanye. Yeah, I went there. It’s Sunday, I don’t care.

Watch it:

And then picture Kanye’s reaction, which was probably something like this:

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Kanye West Thinks You Don’t Like Him Because He Wears Skirts

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Kanye West has really felt the stigma of being a skirt-wearing rapper in the past, and now he thinks it’s gone beyond teasing and actually started to affect public opinion of him. After MTV released its Hottest MC In The Game list and placed Yeezy in a paltry 7th place, he rang up Hot 97 to put a stop to the madness and stand up against skirt-haters everywhere.

“I feel like in order for them to put me as number seven they had to bring up things they didn’t like. They didn’t like the Cruel Summer album. And I’m like, ‘That’s a compilation! It ain’t all rappers on G.O.O.D. Music!’”

“Possibly it could just be like overall rap MC swag, you know what I’m saying?” he said.

“What happens is with them, with these type of judges and people who review it, when you come in, I have the pink polo and the backpack, then I’m checking all the boxes – that Tribe Called Quest era and J Dilla and all that, you know, so they want to champion it.

“They don’t like Givenchy Kanye. They don’t like Kanye in a kilt. They don’t like Kanye in a relationship [with Kim Kardashian].”

Maybe they just don’t like Kanye, full stop. Ever think of that one? I think Kanye is a great producer and has had some really good music, but also, there’s nothing worse than a sore loser who feels the need to publicly comment on losing by making excuses for why he didn’t land in the number one spot. Newsflash: it’s not because of the kilt, and probably not because you knocked up Kim K, either. Most likely it’s just because you were at the top of your game in 2006 and now, in 2013, you’ve got some serious competition and need to step up your game.

Kanye West Wants At Least Six Kids With Kim Kardashian

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Well, it’s a good thing Kim Kardashian has found some comfortable maternity pants, because if Kanye West has anything to do with it, she’ll need to wear them for at least 54 months of her life as she gives birth to the six children he wants.

From Now:

She hasn’t even given birth to his first child yet, but Kanye West’s told girlfriend Kim Kardashian that he wants six kids!

A source tells Now the rapper, 35, is determined to have a family ‘as big as Kim’s’.

‘Kanye grew up as an only child and the Kardashians have been a revelation to him,’ says our insider.

‘He wants his kid to have loads of siblings, so he’s told Kim not to get cosy with just one baby.

‘He’d like them to keep making babies until they have at least six.’

However, pals are worried Kim, 32, who’s four months gone, won’t be able to cope with five more pregnancies.

‘He’s scared the hell out of her,’ says our source.

‘She’s already terrified of what’s happening to her body.

‘Kanye doesn’t care and he’s doing everything in his power to convince her that he’ll love her no matter what her body looks like.’

LOL, I love the idea of Kim being “terrified” by pregnancy. She doesn’t even have the first one out and he already wants to knock her up with five more! The sad part is, she totally seems like the type to go through with it to keep him happy. Plus, let’s be honest, they have so much money between them that she can pop them out and hand them off to hired help.

Kim Kardashian’s Maternity Jeans Restored Her Sense of Self

Lord, give me strength. Kim Kardashian‘s reserves of stupid shit to say to reporters must be hitting an all-time low as she’s been coming out with some real clunkers lately. If possible, I think being pregnant with Kanye‘s baby has dulled what was left of her brain cells, as now she’s talking about how wearing maternity clothes makes her feel like who she was before getting knocked up. I don’t even know.

From her “Mommy Blog” (Kill me now!):

Hi guys! So I love sharing my favorite products and beauty and fashion tips with you all and I wanted to do my first mommy blog today to tell you about these new J Brand jeans I received. They are these super comfy maternity jeans with soft, stretchy side panels in the front and they are absolutely amazing! I feel like I’m back to my old self and I’m so happy! With this being my first pregnancy I’ve been finding it really difficult to find clothes that are comfortable and fit me well, but these are great. Are there any other moms to be out there who have tried these? I’d love to hear you pregnancy tips too!! :-) Xo

So, basically you stopped wearing clothes that were 10x too small for you and got… maternity clothes. For pregnant people like yourself. Listen, we’re all about feminism here and women can wear whatever they want, whenever they want, but I love how it was a mindblowing experience to discover that she didn’t have to squeeze herself into skinny jeans and chiffon button-down tops and could actually go for an elastic waist. Hell, I’m not even pregnant and I choose an elastic waist for the majority of the week (hell yeah, leggings!).

It’s also a shame that Kim has to solicit “pregnancy tips” which to most humans is just “common sense”. Maybe someone should make sure to tell her to take prenatal vitamins and eat lots of fruits and vegetables so her unborn baby gets as much nutrition as possible. While we’re offering tips, let her know she’ll need to buy diapers, which will need to be changed when the little one takes a shit. Good lord.

Kim Kardashian Is Naked Again, Admits To Being a Judgmental Bitch

There is no story to go with the photo above. Well, there is, and this is it: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West felt it necessary to get naked and simulate sex for the cover of the French magazine L’Officiel Homme. I just can’t with this chick. But whatever, if you think your future kid is gonna love seeing her parents riding each other on a magazine cover, more power to you. So much for learning the value of privacy.

But wait, here’s something fun! In another interview (this one with Cosmopolitan), Kim has the nerve to say that she judged her sister Kourtney Kardashian for getting pregnant with Scott Disick‘s baby without being married to him.

“I was like, ‘You’re not married! How could you do this?’ I was really firm and strict. But she was like, ‘Marriage isn’t what I want.’ And later, I realized she had a better family life than I did.”

Let that sink in for a minute. The woman who has had a public sex tape, can’t seem to keep her clothes on and is also now pregnant out of wedlock before even completing her divorce from her first sham marriage has the nerve to judge her sister for… being with the same bro for plenty of years and having a stable family environment. I mean, I doubt Kourtney Kardashian is the model mother and Scott’s last name should be Dick rather than Disick, but come on.