Kim Kardashian pretty much gets shit on a daily basis for putting on so much weight during her pregnancy, which is ridiculous and stupid because hello, she’s having a baby and second of all, who in the hell is anyone to tell a woman off because she doesn’t fit society’s example of the sexy, curvaceous, ogle-worthy woman she’s supposed to be? Ugh, don’t even get me started on this (and besides, Jezebel does it better).
However, I do think it’s pretty sad that for some reason or other, Kim can’t just be like, “Yeah, I’m chillin’ with a pack of Oreos and some KFC three nights a week – I’ll work my ass off to lose it when I have the baby but for now, who cares?” Instead, she says dumb shit, like that she’s super upset that she just doesn’t like junk food and instead craves carrots and celery. Oooookay.
From E! News:
“I just don’t crave any of the junk food that I used to eat normally and that really is upsetting to me,” Kardashian told E! News. “I thought I was going to be home eating like McDonald’s and Taco Bell and ice cream—can’t eat any of it.”
“I mean, all the magazine’s say I’m like 500 pounds,” she jokes. “I crave carrots and celery with ranch,” she revealed. “I have to have that once a day, and protein bars.”
No, just stop the madness. Girl, you have put on a bit of weight since getting pregnant, and it’s not all in your stomach. That’s not “carrots and celery” weight, that’s 20-piece McNuggets and a large fries weight, if you feel me. Is there any shame in that game? Hell no (so long as you’re actually eating the carrots and celery and other healthy things for the growing person inside of you to do so correctly, that is). But there’s no reason to go over the top with blatant lies about it, because then you just look sad. Real sad.
Anyway, for all y’all thinking that Kanye isn’t appreciating Kim being large and in charge, think again – he apparently loves it!
“It’s just such an exciting thing, I think, for the guys to see our bodies go through all these different changes,” she explained. “He loves it and just embraces it. And he’s helped me to really feel sexy and embrace it.”
Awww, Kim! He’s such a great guy – you’re so lucky that you have a dude who might even deign to hold your hand as you push this kid out of your vagina if it means his progeny is here sooner. I just can’t anymore.