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Want to Know about Kim and Kanye’s Sex Life? Too Bad!

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian acted as human food poisoning yesterday when millions flocked to their toilets to throw up their lunch after watching the couple in Kanye’s video for ‘Bound 2′. Admittedly, my first thought upon watching (full admission: I could not make it through the entire thing; it was too nauseating) was “These are someone’s parents”, followed by pity for poor North West and what she’s been born into.

Well, listen – Kanye doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with putting on a glorified porn for the public, because Nori will have to see all that in the world anyway, so why not scar her by exposing it to her FROM HER PARENTS? Here’s what he told Ellen DeGeneres about it:

“We were just practicing [to make a baby] all the time. Practice made perfect.”

“I’m not as concerned with the idea of profanity or nudity, it’s more the messaging behind it. So [North's] going to be in the real world so she’s going to hear things and see things. I think she’s gotta be prepared for that.”

Uhh… that’s disgusting. I literally cannot see a single redeeming thing about this video or these people anymore. They honestly make me sick. That’s like saying you should keep your door open and fuck in front of your kids to prepare them for the idea of sex in the “real world” (EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE CHILDREN). Like… WHAT? I wish DCFS would come and take this poor kid away.

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Oh God The Cringe: Kim In Kanye’s New Video


Kanye West has a new video out for his song “Bound2″ and it features him and Kim Kardashian on a motorcycle. And she’s topless. And I can’t even. “Wrecking Ball” was somehow less awkward than this.

Guys, the scene where they’re making out while he’s driving the motorcycle is so awkward, I couldn’t finish it. “One good girl is worth a thousand bitches” he raps after cutting to the topless Kim bouncing on Kanye’s lap. The cringe is wonderfully overwhelming. Skip to 2 minutes.

What do you think of the video? Right now on YouTube, the thumbs downs overtake the thumbs ups. Hmmm, wonder why…


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Kanye West Lectured on Architecture and Design at Harvard

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When you think of Ivy League university academics and great minds, the first person who probably pops into your head is Kanye West, right? Well, I’m glad that’s the case, because Yeezus himself turned up at Harvard University to talk about architecture and design this week at a surprise lecture. You see, given that he owns DONDA, his own design company, and is totally involved in every aspect of running it every day even though he’s on tour and has an infant and is never really around, he’s an expert now, so let’s all listen in on some of his wonderful thoughts:

If you’re at work or just can’t be bothered to press play, here are some choice quotes:

“I really do believe that the world can be saved through design, and everything needs to actually be ‘architected’.

“And this is the reason why even some of the first DONDA employees were architects that started designing T-shirts instead of buildings. But just to see the work actually be actualised.”

“I believe that utopia is actually possible. But we’re led by the least noble, the least dignified, the least tasteful, the dumbest, and the most political.”

In a way, Kanye has a point – we are led by the dumbest and “most political”… that’s called “government”, Kanye, and is the cornerstone of society in most countries. It also provides protection for all the bullshit you get up to, so I wouldn’t be pointing fingers so quickly.

Harvard students, I hope you enjoyed spending $40k in tuition a year to see Kanye West in your classroom, rambling his bullshit for five minutes.

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