2016-Year Old Justin Bieber Went on a Victoria’s Secret Shopping Spree and is Probably Having Sex With Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber went shopping at the Victoria’s Secret in L.A.’s Beverly Center yesterday and left with several large bags of merchandise. Of course everyone knows that Justin’s dating 18-year old Selena Gomez. He’s 16. She’s 18. Isn’t it illegal for him to see her in underwear in some states?

I’m going to put it out there: These two are going to bonetown 24/7. The sexy poolside shots, the topless pics, the “pancakes” and now this? Oh, they’re doin’ it alright. I’m not happy about it, but I think those are the facts.  Here’s hoping something doesn’t happen for a reason.

Also, what’s up with going to Victoria’s Secret, Justin? We have so many lingerie options in Los Angeles, and Victoria’s Secret is the Ruby Tuesday’s of underwear.

February 17, 2011 at 3:00 pm by Molls

40Justin Bieber Discusses Politics, Sex, and Abortion

Justin Bieber isn’t just a pretty boy.  He’s a boy who has deep thoughts, deep thoughts that extend far beyond things like his attractiveness and his hair.  He’s a boy who thinks a lot of thoughts about the world around him, and it’s that kind of thinking that puts him a step above the rest.

From Rolling Stone:

On sex: “I don’t think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them,” Bieber says. When asked if he believes in abstinence until marriage, Bieber – who is reportedly dating fellow teen star Selena Gomez – seems wary: “I think you should just wait for the person you’re…in love with.”

By the way, did you guys hear about how Justin spent part of his Valentine’s Day shopping at Victoria’s Secret with his dad? I think we can all just draw our own conclusions with that one.

America vs. Canada: The Canadian-born Bieber never plans on becoming an American citizen. “You guys are evil,” he says with a laugh. “Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.”

On politics: He isn’t sure what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote. “I’m not sure about the parties,” Bieber says. “But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

On abortion: “I really don’t believe in abortion,” Bieber says. “It’s like killing a baby?” How about in cases of rape? “Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.”

So there you go, naysayers.  Justin’s intelligent enough to know that whatever they have in Korea is bad and that he hasn’t been in the position of an impregnated rape victim so he can’t pass judgement and really, what more do you want from him?

February 16, 2011 at 11:30 am by Emily

1Quotables: Johnny Depp Makes A Big Confession …

“I’m a Belieber.”

- Johnny Depp revealing his love for the Biebz during a press junket for Rango.

If anything, this news is proof of the power of prayer, positive thinking, and a number of hours dedicated to creating the perfect voodoo dolls.  If you dream this big, you guys, then you too can experience the beautiful union of two of your very favorite celebrities.  To quote the great R. Kelly, “If I can see it, then I can do it.  If I just believe it, there’s nothing to it.”

Now that Johnny has joined the powerful Bieber army, are your minds changed at all?  Are you feeling a loss of respect for Johnny Depp, or perhaps an epiphany, a great spiritual awakening to a world in which you never thought you could belong?

February 13, 2011 at 9:00 am by Emily

10Love It or Leave It: Bald Bieber

I feel like this is the third time or so that I’ve woken up on a Friday morning to discover that Justin Bieber did something different with his hair. Slowly but surely, I’m being conditioned to sleep fitfully through the night on Thursday, and then wake up with the chills and the body aches and the desperation that I know down to my core can only be caused by one thing: the dreaded Bieber Fever.

But enough about my health problems, because much more important things are happening in the world – Justin Bieber shaved his head!  Or to be more accurate, Jimmy Kimmel shaved Justin’s head on his show last night*.  And dear Justin Drew really seemed to like it, so I think this look might be staying for a while.  Among other reasons, Justin enjoyed the lack of hair because “I look like Michael Jordan, I think maybe it’s going to help me be more aerodynamic on the basketball court” and because people will “just focus on my beautiful, silky smooth vocals.”  And really, can you fault him for wanting those things?

*You guys, of course I know they used a bald cap.  Of course I do. But do you think the majority of Beliebers out there understand footnotes?  Just let me have fun with this.

February 11, 2011 at 11:30 am by Emily

7[PHOTOS] Why Oh Why Are They Allowing Justin Bieber to Make Movies Now?

Get a good look, guys. The faces in these photos are the new faces of Hollywood. Or at least, will be, if there isn’t some kind of huge, staged intervention that involves a lot of napalm, vodka, and sanitary pads.

In the gallery you’ll find photos of Justin Bieber (as that whole Never Say Never thing, it’s his movie), Miley Cyrus, Noah Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Chris Brown, and the Smith kids, among a bunch of others, and gone will be the days of shock-rockers like Courtney Love (oh wait, I forgot about Taylor Momsen) and the genuinely talented actors like Robert DeNiro and Johnny Depp.

Welcome to the new generation of celebrities. Let’s start taking bets as to who the next Robert Downey Jr., Paris Hilton, and Jennifer Aniston will be.

Oh, and are you actually going to see this movie?

February 9, 2011 at 9:00 am by Sarah

64Love It or Leave It: Justin Bieber’s New Hair

You love it, right?  Because now you can see all of his angelic little face, and now you can really get creeped out by the fact that this guy is 16 and still has an angelic little face.  Those are some smoldering eyes though.  And of course, he’s got that killer bod (obviously I’m joking).

I’m sorry, kids, but don’t get too used to this new, insanely attractive (again, joking.  God, what’s wrong with preteens nowadays?) hairstyle, because this magic just happened for a single moment in time, thanks to Rolling Stone. Before we know it, we’ll be right back to that classically swooped hair attached to that impossibly beautiful face (still joking, but really just for myself at this point).

Photo via Jezebel

February 4, 2011 at 11:30 am by Emily