Justin Bieber has a lot to be thankful for … not only is he back in Selena’s good graces — he won’t be charged for allegedly beating up a paparazzo … TMZ has learned.
We broke the story … Justin was a suspect in a misdemeanor battery, after a photog claimed he and the singer got into a physical altercation back in May on the mean streets of Calabasas. The photog called 911 and filed a police report.
We’ve learned the L.A. County D.A. will NOT file criminal charges, because of conflicting witness accounts and an overall lack of evidence.
Oh, the L.A. County D.A. How many crimes you’ve let slip through your fingers. And for what, L.A. County D.A.? How does that benefit you? Are you just a bunch of lazies? Do you just sit in your office and smoke the demon weed all day? What’s the deal here? Just one look at the madness in Justin Bieber‘s eyes tells me that he’s guilty, and I’m not even a professional. Do your job, L.A. County D.A. Just do your effing job.
So these two lovebirds were at an AMA after party last night, holding hands and looking generally uncomfortable with one another, but TMZ has another story. Yup, TMZ is saying that Justin‘s shying away from Selena, because she’s allegedly an unstable cling-on who can’t act normal. Don’t you just love that? From TMZ:
UPDATE: As of 1:00 AM. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are single, and Justin now thinks it may all be for the best.
Feelings: As of 1:00 AM, Selena wants to right the relationship and get back to boyfriend/girlfriend status. Justin is now telling his close friends he’s on the fence, partly because Selena has been so erratic. You’ll recall, Friday night she stormed out of a restaurant they were eating at and wouldn’t open the gate to her home to let him in.
Justin thinks they may be better off as friends … unclear if there’s a benefits package.
First of all, how rude. If anyone’s the crazy, unstable freak in the relationship, I’m making my bets that it’s got to be Justin Bieber. I know that Justin’s all famous-y and stuff, and any fame-desiring girl who’s not really all that concerned about the public’s perception of her one way or another might sacrifice her dignity for hanging on to a dude that’s nothing more than an overblown, self-serving piece of crap who thinks he’s the second coming of Michael Jackson, but Selena Gomez? Is she really that girl? I don’t know, guys, but I’m sure hoping not. Ugh.
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Things aren’t looking so hot for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, friends, I just thought I’d take the time to warn those of you who are about to collapse with heartbreak over this one.
Sources are saying that Justin and Selena decided to try a dinner date last night, in the midst of their personal relationship crisis, and after a mere five minutes in the restaurant, the date was called off and Selena went huffing back to her mansion in Malibu. Justin followed suit (and followed Selena) back to Selena’s house, and when Selena wouldn’t let him through the gate, he pitched a fit in the driveway for all of the media to see (and, you know, howl at).
Later last night—probably sometime after Justin gave up on howling at Selena’s locked gate—Justin Tweeted this:
things arent always easy. there is alot of pressure. im figuring it all out. im trying. but i care, i notice, i still hear u. #Beliebers.
And today, he’s really just prattling on about how his first album, ‘My World’, is celebrating its 3-year anniversary, because apparently, celebrating the anniversary of things like getting a job, or dropping an album, is comparable to the really important things in life, like not being a big, gigantic douche. I’d be willing to celebrate that anniversary, too, guys.
So yeah, they’re back together. Bummer. Things were looking so good too! Yesterday, there was a report that Selena had put a lock on all her communication devices so that Justin couldn’t contact her. He couldn’t call, text, or email, or whatever else it is kids do today with their fancy electronics. Nope, he was out of her life. That same report also said that “the breakup absolutely, positively involved another woman.” So good for Selena, right? Break up with the cheating bastard and block him from your life. That’s it.
Oh, but it isn’t. Because, as you might have guessed from the headline, they had a sleepover:
As quickly as Selena Gomez blocked Justin Bieber from her life via her telephone and whatnot, they hooked up again … capping off a 24-hour rendezvous at a swanky Beverly Hills hotel.
TMZ has learned … Bieber had a driver take him to LAX Wednesday night, where they picked up Selena … and rolled over to her home. We’re told Bieber spent the night at SG’s place.
The next morning, the two hitched a ride to the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills … but entered the building at separate times, presumably so no one would snap a shot of them together.
As we previously reported, Selena had been dead set on cutting JB out of her life, even blocking him on her cellphone … but you know young love — predictably unpredictable.
So whatever, basically. Selena can have her little baby boyfriend, and she can love it. Girl had the nerve to break up with Justin Bieber, then she had the nerve to block all communication with him, then she went back. I’m not saying that Justin Bieber is some abusive asshole that needs to go away completely and never talk to her again (probably), I’m just saying that if he cheated and if he’s such a shitty boyfriend, she already put the legwork in to fix the problem. I don’t get it.
This is probably the most amusing story I’ve heard all week, which is a pretty big deal when you consider that so far this week, we’ve learned that Courtney Stodden landed her very first stripping gig and Rihanna considers herself “art.” This is better than that, you guys.
As you might have gathered from the headline, the rumor is that Justin Bieber asked Selena Gomez to marry him on two different occasions before she broke up with him. You can totally see him doing that, right? Like he said something really stupid and Selena wouldn’t touch his penis, so he was like “look, I love you, ok, let’s just get married, god.” Or he could have proposed on a night when Selena wasn’t really feeling going downtown. Or he proposed, and then he was like “PSYCHE!” There are so many possibilities!
Except here’s an additional detail: the first time he asked, Selena said no, but she told him to ask her again in a few months. And when he asked again in a few months, she said no again. Isn’t that just the best? I love that tactic. So hilarious.
Finally, the couple agreed to never speak of these marriage proposals, because it would be soooo embarrassing for Justin that his mega famous ass couldn’t land a Disney girl. Charming, right?
You might have been hearing lots of rumors about these two getting back together too. I mean, I know I have. There’s no kind of official word on that yet, so I don’t know what to tell you. I wouldn’t be surprised if that happened, but I really hope that Selena has had enough.
You know how when you break up with someone you’ve been with for a while, you’re usually kind of sad? Maybe they broke up with you and you didn’t see it coming and you’re crying so hard you can’t see Ryan Gosling‘s beautiful face in The Notebook, or maybe you broke up with them and you’re sad because something that used to be so great just isn’t anymore. Even if your significant other turned into a crazy mega bitch and you were like “I’m out,” it’s still hard, isn’t it?
Not if you’re Justin Bieber. If you’re Justin Bieber and someone breaks up with you, you just go see musicals with Victoria’s Secret models and wait for your old lady to come crawling back.
It’s NOT over between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez … sources very familiar with the situation tell TMZ.
Thing 1: Justin is not involved with anyone else. There are pics of Justin with a Victoria’s Secret model circulating, but there’s nothing there.
Thing 2: Justin would like to get back with Selena, and thinks it can happen. We’re told the way Justin sees it … they’ve broken up a bunch of times before and this is just another blip.
We’re told he’s not freaked out … he thinks there’s a good chance they’ll make up.
“I know you miss this dick!” Justin will scream while Selena is collecting her things from his house. “Quit bein’ crazy, are you on your period? Yo, are you on your period?” And then Selena will confess that yes, she is her period, and her desire to end the relationship was based solely on her menstrual cycle and not on his asshole tendencies. Then he’ll buy her a diamond studded diaper or whatever it is that chicks wear during that time of the month, and he’ll get to see it sparkle as she goes down on him for three whole minutes.
Meanwhile, in the real world, Selena Gomez just needs to keep on running. There’s no amount of publicity that would make Justin Bieber tolerable.
This isn’t a joke. This is real. This isn’t something about Justin being a bad boyfriend or Selena just sticking with Justin for the publicity. This isn’t even a rumor. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. Forever. And nothing can make that all right. Nothing will ever be all right again.
From E! Online:
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have gone their separate ways.
They broke up about a week ago, a source exclusively tells E! News.
“Because of their crazy schedules, it was getting harder and harder to maintain a relationship,” the source says.
Rumors that the adorable twosome had split started gaining traction in the last couple of weeks, but hit a high note just last night [Thursday] when Bieber, 18, was spotted seeing The Lion King on Broadway with a group of people that included 19-year-old Victoria’s Secret model Barbara Palvin.
And here’s what People had to add:
“She broke up with him about a week ago,” a source tells PEOPLE. “With them being apart so much it got complicated. She had some trust issues. It’s not easy, but the relationship needed to end.”
FROM PANCAKES TO HEARTACHE!
But you know, if we can just take a step back from this, back from the ruins of this great love, we can probably admit that this is for the best. It’s been clear for a long, long time that Selena is way too good for Justin, and besides, Justin needs some time to sow his tiny little wild oats. It’s going to be ok, you know? Maybe this time, Justin can actually impregnate some crazy fan. It really is for the best.