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Gag Me: Brazilian “Model” Says Bieber Looks “great” Naked

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Justin Bieber is not having a very good time in Brazil, between getting kicked out of its lovely hotels and being fined for drawing on its lovely buildings. Then there was the whole getting caught with a hooker thing. Well, they’re calling her a “model” and she’s got all the gross juicy details about Bieber’s naked bod. Here’s what she’s saying, from the London Sun via Calgary Herald:

Take it from me, he has quite a fit body and looked great naked. [He's] well-endowed and very good in bed.

[Sex with him was] one of the best moments in my life. A man must know what to do to make me happy — Justin did all that and more.

It wasn’t me that posted the video.

So there you go, from the mouths of 27-year-old Brazilian “models.”

Gag me. Too late, already gagging. Oh hay, if you’d like to join me, click here. You, too can see him all naked and “great.” No dong though, thank goodness.

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Justin Bieber Got Kicked Out of Another Hotel

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Justin Bieber is a fucking mess. I could literally leave this entry at simply that and that would be enough, but we’re here to report the NEWS people. The latest dose of it is that this little dickhead was kicked out of his hotel in Buenos Aires, Argentina and apparently none of the others want him there, either.

From TMZ:

Sources close to Biebs tell us … Hotel Faena officials in Buenos Aires finally had enough after fans continued to destroy hotel property all week long while camping outside.

As we previously reported, fans were even tearing down the barricades police set up outside.

We’re told J.B.’s people have been trying to find another hotel for him to stay at following his sold out show tonight — but each establishment has told them no … because all his fans will follow.

Our sources say Bieber’s people have NO IDEA what they’re gonna do yet … and are scrambling to find a place for JB — and 25 other crew members — to stay.

LOL. Why is anyone surprised that Justin Bieber’s fans are the worst EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD? Of course they’ll tear down barricades to get close to him – they’re animals.

Aw, poor little Justin. He’s having a bit of a difficult time in South America, isn’t he? He even got food poisoning over the weekend, apparently. Please keep him there. Forever.

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Well, At Least Taylor Swift’s Fans Don’t Want You to Kill Yourself

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Some popstars have some AWFUL fanbases. At the top of that list is most certainly Lady GaGa, but in close contention are Justin Bieber‘s, One Direction‘s and Chris Brown‘s fans, for sure. You say one thing about them you don’t like and the next thing you know, they’re bombarding you with messages about how you should kill yourself. Lovely young people, you see.

Well, Taylor Swift is feeling a little smug about that – HER fans won’t wish an untimely death or an AIDS and cancer combo on you (I’ve seen a Little Monster say this!). They’re actually pretty chill people… though to be frank, I’m sure the rednecks among them would have a few things to say to black people and gays, but at least they keep it to themselves, for the most part?

Here’s that Taylor said about it backstage at the CMAs:

“For me when I think about them, and I think about my fans as a group. I think about the little things. I think about the letters that I get from classrooms, and the YouTube videos of some little girl opening up her Christmas present and it’s tickets to my show. And I think of young girls learning lessons on guitar.”

“Sometimes I’ll sit in a position where I can watch people leave the shows and I’ll look at the shirts that they made and the signs and some people will cover themselves in Christmas lights so I can see them from the stage. I know that’s creepy but I just like to watch.”

“I just feel so proud that my fans are always nice to other fans. They don’t say hateful things. They don’t say they’re going to set people on fire or anything. They’re not sending death threats to other people.”

Well, that’s nice, if not slightly obnoxious. To be honest, some stans take shit TOO FAR. So, someone doesn’t like the artist you stan for. And? How does that affect your life, especially considering you don’t know the artist and they CERTAINLY don’t know you (unless you’re lucky enough to have a restraining order taken out against you). It’s natural to get defensive over things we like, of course – I do it myself – but at the end of the day, I could give a shit whether Joe Blogs down the street likes the same thing. I’m just gonna keep blasting my iTunes and live my life. I mean, come on.

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