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Josh Hartnett

Hartnett’s HOT Gastrointestinal Flare-up

Josh Hartnett checked in to the hospital early Monday morning, complaining of abdominal pain severe enough that he had to go in by ambulance. And I’m willing to bet that even famous people don’t prefer to go to the emergency room by ambulance unless it’s serious. He was released today, but information about what caused the...

Time to Eat Some Sushi!

Here’s Josh Hartnett and some overall unfortunate hair leaving his final stage performance in Rain Man on London’s West End. Thank goodness! Now that he doesn’t have to show up for eight performances a week, Josh can finally enjoy a caterpillar roll without running the risk of pulling a Piven. Also, if you think I am ANYWHERE...

Red Light District Offers $500K for Josh Hartnett Sex Tape That May or May Not Exist

Rumors began this morning that Josh Hartnett had sexual relations with some chick in a hotel library, and the library’s security cameras caught the whole thing in grainy black-and-white detail. This story raises a number of questions, the most pressing of which is: since when do hotels have libraries? Who the hell calls room service like...