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EXCLUSIVE: First Photos of Josh Hartnett and Amanda Seyfried

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Some of you guys didn’t seem all that excited about the possibility of an Amanda Seyfried-Josh Hartnett romantic pairing, and I just didn’t get that. I love Amanda, and I think Josh is still pretty hot after all these years (and after other, longer-lasting heartthrobs have come and gone), and hearing that the two were probably boning on the regular really made my heart go pitty-pat. And while, like I said, I don’t love them like I love Michelle Williams and Jason Segel (who I haven’t heard squadoosh about since initially talking about it a couple of weeks ago)

Well anyway, here. Here’s photographic evidence that these two are, at the very least, shopping at the same grocery store and may or may not know one another either on a casual or quite personal basis. It’s enough for me, but then again, I’m not all that hard to please. Sources say that the two left Amanda’s house and headed to Trader Joe’s, where they stocked up on breakfast items:

After the two stars left Seyfried’s home (which she shares with older sister and personal assistant Jennifer), they went grocery shopping at Trader Joe’s, where they picked up yogurt, tortilla chips, cereal, bread and juice.

OK, I know. They’re boring. It’s … boring. This whole thing is really rather uninteresting and bland and vanilla. But you know what? I’ll bet the sex is hot. And if there were ever a Josh Hartnett-Amanda Seyfried sex tape, I bet it’d sell like hotcakes. Hot. Cakes.

New Couple Alert: Amanda Seyfried and Josh Hartnett?

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From Us Weekly:

Amanda Seyfried, 26, has been seeing Josh Hartnett, 33, since January, sources tell the new Us Weekly, on stands this week.

“Josh likes to keep things low-key, so they’ve just been hanging out,” says a pal of the pair, who were set up by a friend. After having hot-and-heavy romances with Ryan Phillippe and Dominic Cooper in the past, Seyfried dated an NYC real estate exec, Andrew Joblon in late 2011.

Hm, interesting. Just when I had *almost* forgotten who Josh Hartnett even was, and man, did I have a huge hard-on for him back in the day. Remember Halloween: H20 and The Faculty? God. That boy had sex for looks. You can’t forget Pearl Harbor, either. That movie was one big crapshoot of, well, total shit, but laws. He made the interminable, three-hour torture somewhat bearable.

And then, of course, you have Amanda Seyfried, who’s pretty much one of the hottest things in Hollywood (that, ahem, doesn’t feel the obligation to show up to events wasted and uninvited, or flash her cooter all over Sunset Boulevard in order to get some attention) right now.

So, alright. I like it. I don’t *love* it like I love Michelle Williams and Jason Segel, but … and oh, wait. Wow. How bizarre. Michelle and Josh were an on-screen couple in Halloween: H20, and I think that’s kind of neat. Right? Neat. Sort of like the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon or whatever.

Anyway, the New York Daily News has some additional information backing Us‘s claims, and eyewitnesses say that the new couple was out partying with Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter. Somebody’s got love on their minds, especially if they’re doubling with unmarried-married folks:

Though they’ve managed to keep their blossoming romance hush-hush, the pair was reportedly spotted at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont on Feb. 6 while on a double date with on-again couple Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter, Seyfried’s “Gone” co-star.

What do you guys think – hot or not?

Hartnett’s HOT Gastrointestinal Flare-up

Josh Hartnett in Feb 2009

Josh Hartnett checked in to the hospital early Monday morning, complaining of abdominal pain severe enough that he had to go in by ambulance. And I’m willing to bet that even famous people don’t prefer to go to the emergency room by ambulance unless it’s serious. He was released today, but information about what caused the “flare up” is sketchy at best. According to E! Online:

The Sin City stud was taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles early Monday morning for severe abdominal pain. He has since checked out.

“He is out of the hospital,” Hartnett’s rep, Susan Patricola, tells E! News. No further details—including the actual date of his release—were given.

However, Sienna Miller reportedly flew from Miami to visit him in the hospital Wednesday.

Earlier this week, Patricola described the stomach problems as “a flare-up of a gastro-intestinal problem that plagued him while he was starring in the west end of London during the production of Rain Man.”

There’s absolutely no reason why anyone over the age of 13, who is ostensibly getting paid reasonable amounts of money to write this shit, should refer to someone as “stud” when the words immediately following are “taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.”

Unless that article was written by me for this site, and it wasn’t.

Time to Eat Some Sushi!

Josh Hartnett Rain Man Pictures Photos

Here’s Josh Hartnett and some overall unfortunate hair leaving his final stage performance in Rain Man on London’s West End.

Thank goodness!

Now that he doesn’t have to show up for eight performances a week, Josh can finally enjoy a caterpillar roll without running the risk of pulling a Piven.

Also, if you think I am ANYWHERE CLOSE to being done making jokes about Jeremy Piven’s sushi-mercury poisoning, you are tragically mistaken. I’m gonna do this shit forever. Seriously, on my death bed, I’m gonna be all like, “Keep my corpse away from sushi! No Samantha Jones shit for my dead body! Don’t wanna pull a Piven, ya know!”

Red Light District Offers $500K for Josh Hartnett Sex Tape That May or May Not Exist

Rumors began this morning that Josh Hartnett had sexual relations with some chick in a hotel library, and the library’s security cameras caught the whole thing in grainy black-and-white detail.

This story raises a number of questions, the most pressing of which is: since when do hotels have libraries? Who the hell calls room service like “Um, yes, I’ll have a cheeseburger, a bottle of Shiraz and anything Upton Sinclair wrote before 1925.”


At any rate, if this tape does exist, the infamous producers of the Paris Hilton sex tape wanna get their hands on it and they’ve offered whoever has the tape $500K for it.

We are the number one distributors of celebrity sex tapes and we encourage the owners of the tape to bring it to us,” said David Joseph, CEO of Red Light District. “Josh shouldn’t be embarrassed. As we’ve seen with Paris Hilton, these tapes can make a career not hurt it and since Josh is considered a sex symbol, we would expect women to help increase sales.”

I’m okay with this, as long as we can all agree to call it Black Hawk Goes Down. Anything else would be a gross mishandling of justice.

Rihanna Loves Josh Hartnett (Or: The British Tabs Are Making Up Quotes Again)


Hey, you guys, you know what’s amazing?

The Butterfinger pies they have at Burger King now. I’m not even getting paid to say this, I swear. They’re just really, really freaking good. I find myself driving to Burger King, like, every day to get one. Like I went to get a spray tan today and ended up at Burger King instead. The car just goes there now. I tried one on a fluke, and it was the best decision I’ve ever made. It’s like a little slice of heaven in a cardboard box. They’re better than sex, I swear, and they seem to return my calls with about the same reliability.


The Mirror has some dumb “quote” from Rihanna about Josh Hartnett.

“I’ve fallen for him big time. He is so hot and he is really sweet to me. When we hang out it feels right – even though it’s still pretty new.”

Look, I totally agree that these two have fucked, but she didn’t say this. Firstly, because nobody says that. Honestly. Say those words aloud, and think to yourself “Would I ever say that? Would anyone I know ever say that?” and you’ll realize the answer is no. Secondly, because Josh has gone to great lengths to deny a romance, and, if she really had feelings for him, she wouldn’t fuck him over by going all public with it. She didn’t say this. But it’s a slow news day, so it’s getting reported here.

I’m going to eat my Butterfinger pie now and hope the day gets better.