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Joe Simpson

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Got Arrested

From TMZ: Joe Simpson — Jessica Simpson’s father — was arrested for DUI in L.A. … TMZ has learned. According to law enforcement sources, 54-year-old Joe was busted...

The Entire Simpson Family Is Delusional

Seriously, it’s like they all think this Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz marriage is going to work out. Says Jess: My sister is overflowing with joy. Pete is an incredible soul. They...

Joe Simpson is Truly a Man of God

The former reverend exemplifies the qualities we look for in our men of the cloth: love, tolerance, and an awareness that life does not bend to our will. He’s really just all of this...

Joe Simpson is Still Freaking People Out

Via Best Week Ever this morning Joe Simpson is still creeping people out with his strange “management” of his daughter Jessica. Now I remember back in the day when Jess was all...

Eat at Joe’s

Apparently Joe Simpson didn’t get the memo that Dukes of Hazzard sucked. He’s planning to open a chain of restaurants called Daisy Dukes, to capitalize on that one movie that...