Man, that Joan Collins. What a crazy bitch, right? Everything this woman says is pretty much pure cattiness, and I’m not going to lie, it makes me giggle. So, of course, if there’s a new story going around about Joan talking shit about a good handful of today’s lady stars, I’m going to let you guys know about it.
On Gwyneth Paltrow: “Is she the one who called her grandmother a rude word on air?” she asks, dismissively. “I thought that was pretty shocking.”
On Keira Knightley: “Well, she’s thin,” is all Joan will say.
On Carey Mulligan: “I don’t want to comment on Carey Mulligan,” she remarks sadly, before proceeding to do just that. “I can’t believe she’s playing Eliza Doolittle in a new movie.”
On Kate Winslet: I move on and show her a picture of Kate Winslet taken a few days earlier at the Venice Film Festival. She lets out a huge sigh. “Oh, that’s a dreadful dress. The worst dress. And ghastly shoes and an awful hairstyle. I’m sorry.” She shakes her head.
On Adele: “She’s a very good singer, very, very talented, but she has a terrible hairpiece.”
On Kate Moss: Kate Moss is “OK, but she’s not Linda Evangelista in my mind.”
On Victoria Beckham: “Oh I love Victoria Beckham. You’ve finally found someone I like.”
But really, how wacky is Joan Collins these days? Do you love it?