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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Is So Pregnant

I know, you’ve already heard two different stories about babies today, but look. After all the nonsense surrounding Beyonce and little Miss Blue, it’s time to cleanse our...

Poll: Who’s the Best Pregnant Lady?

Your choices are as follows: –Jessica Simpson (who, ahem, is probably my personal favorite). Though it hasn’t been confirmed how far along she is, I’d guess she’s...

Wait, Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant?!

I’m just kidding, everybody, of course I know that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. Everybody knows that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. It’s just fun to look at all the pictures...

Jessica Simpson on the Toilet

The Tweet that girlfriend posted with this photo?: “Short girl problems.” Jessica is 5’3″, and according to the photo, she’s got monstrous toilets in her house...

Of Course Tony Romo’s Wife is Pregnant

Jessica Simpson’s pregnant, so some new wife of an ex just had to have the had the honor to be with child, and we all know that Vanessa Minnillo is just Nick Lachey’s beard and...