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Jessica Simpson

New Photos of Jessica Simpson’s Baby!

Well, ok, it’s just one new photo, but I promise it’s adorable. Look: Man. No offense to all the other babies I’ve ever seen, but little Maxwell Drew Johnson has got to be one of the cutest babies I’ve ever seen. Those huge eyes, that precious little pout, those cheeks! I can’t think of another human who has had...

Good Morning, It’s Jessica Simpson!

So here’s a photo that Jessica Simpson posted on her Twitter a couple of days ago, along with the caption “Just taking a walk around the block. Street legal?” It’s just one little picture, but for some reason, I’ve been seeing it everywhere. It’s on all the blogs and all the news sites, and I just can’t...

First Real Photos of Jessica Simpson Post-Baby

You’re kidding, right? This is Jessica Simpson a whole six weeks after birthing her baby girl, Maxwell Drew? You’d think by the way some people talked about her during her pregnancy that she’d be the size of a damn house. Of course, I knew better. I was one of the few who thought Jessica was an absolutely adorable pregnant lady...

First Photos of Jessica Simpson (Aside From the People Cover Where They Photoshopped Her Into Having Two Left Armpits)

Because honestly, what was that thing? It looked like a vagina trying to lay low underneath the strap of her nightgown. This is Jessica Simpon’s first documented public appearance since the birth of her daughter, Maxwell Drew Johnson, last month, and I’m sad to say that she’s all in hiding. Our photo agency captioned the...