But it’s really not that important to vote. I’m sorry, but I find Declare Yourself’s new campaign, wherein assorted celebrities pose with ballgags and muzzles and...

Oh, look, here’s Jessica Alba and her perfect stomach like twenty seconds after giving birth. I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I’m just going to tell myself...

Hey, she brought the rubber! This is Jessica Alba’s new ad for Declare Yourself, an organization that encourages young people to vote. “I think it is important for young people...

She may not have wanted the paps to take pictures of her while she was pregnant, but she sure is willing to cash in on the first photos of her new baby! Jessica Alba is getting $1.5M from...

She’s getting huuuuuuuuuuge!!! Here’s Jess picking up some take-out food in Hollywood, and talking on her cell phone, per usual. I don’t know why I’m so obsessed...

Here’s Jessica Alba today outside a fine establishment called The Rug Company. I don’t think that’s a double entendre out of the photags who caption these things but you...

Hide your face all you want. We know it’s you. And we see that baby bump, baby!!!!

Apparently she’s given up on trying to hide that bump from the paps. I love it I love it I love it! Thanks Christine!

Jessica Alba shows off that teensy-tiny bump as she does publicity for her new film, The Eye, in LA. I saw this movie over the weekend — it was not my choice — and let me...