Oh, bless her heart. Remember when Jennifer Love Hewitt was on Ellen’s talk show and made the announcement that she wouldn’t mind hooking up with newly single Adam Levine? That was a little weird, huh? I felt like I could hear the entire world let out a sigh and an “oh, Jennifer,” but she didn’t even stop after the Ellen interview. No, she went on and told E! all about how she’d love to give Adam a massage. Seriously:
“Put it out there,” Hewitt told me last night at The Client List launch party when I asked about her maybe crush on the Maroon 5 frontman and The Voice coach. “Why not? Let’s see if he comes a-knockin’.”
Or how about getting him a gig on the Client List? Based on her Lifetime movie of the same name, the series again stars Hewitt as a masseuse who provides happy endings. “Yeah, I should massage him,” Hewitt said. “I mean, I really should.”
It looks like she realizes that she sounded a little desperate though, because she was all huffy about it in an interview she did on Friday:
Jennifer Love Hewitt has apologized to rocker Adam Levine for going public about her feelings for him, but feels the singer should have at least acknowledged her compliments.
The TV star offered herself up as the Maroon 5 frontman’s new girl after hearing he had split from supermodel Anne Vyalitsnya earlier this week.
During an appearance on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” she hinted that she’d like to hook up with newly-single Levine, telling the comedienne and host, “I’m just saying. Look, we would be cute.”
But now Love Hewitt is backtracking after her remarks were met by a fury of press articles and silence from Levine.
In a radio interview with Texas DJ Bobby Bones on Friday, she said, “Is there nothing else to talk about?”
And when the radio presenter asked her if anything had happened after she opened up about her celebrity crush, she added, “Absolutely nothing except that everybody is talking about it and Adam Levine will probably never speak to me.
“I feel like I should write him an apology letter on Twitter or something just to say I’m so sorry… I wasn’t thinking that it was gonna turn into this whole thing and I feel bad.”
But the actress admits she is a little upset that Levine hasn’t said anything about her remarks: “I was kind of hoping that he would say thanks for at least thinking that he’s hot. He is hot!”
Did you catch that? “I was kind of hoping that he would say thanks for at least thinking that he’s hot.” Hasn’t she learned anything? Isn’t this this girl that wrote a book about dating a couple of years ago? No one has read this book and actually taken it seriously, right?
April 9, 2012 at 6:30 am by Emily
“I always have my eyes out. I just read two days ago that Adam Levine is single again … I’m just saying. Look, we would be cute.”
OK, first of all, gross. I’m actually really grossed out by Adam Levine, and I’m not even sure why. I don’t know if it’s the whiny voice, or the beady little eyes, or if it’s a turn-off that he freely admits to barebacking with all of his girlfriends. I just don’t know. Second of all, how pathetic? Putting out a call for a date on a talk show? On Ellen’s talk show, nonetheless?
I’ve long been a fan of Jennifer Love Hewitt, and I know her idiosyncrasies like how she’s sort of desperate and can’t really keep a man for longer than a few weeks, and how, in that few weeks, she manages to whore him out on every occasion she gets so that he wants to retreat into a deep, dark hole (and not that one, unfortunately for her), only to never be seen in public again? Yeah. Because that’s just how it is.
Plus, despite my general distaste for Adam, he seems to only go for the uber-thin, uber-perfect supermodel type, and guys, let’s not delude ourselves here. Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot, but she’s no supermodel these days. A decade ago, sure. She was a hot ticket. But I think Adam’s more into the “get girls who every guy wants” schtick rather than the “get the girl who wants every guy” thing.
April 5, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Woo! You guys know how much I love Jennifer Love Hewitt, right? Because I do. I really, really do. And I’m really, really excited that she’s on the cover of Maxim – again – because even she says that it’s the way she gauges her own hotness. I mean, you do have to be pretty hot to garner the cover of Maxim, am I right? And I’m sure that no one would be offering her the cover if she still looked like this, right?:
Not that there’s anything wrong with it! Because that’s her, and she looked like that not too long ago. And please – don’t think I’m hating on my girl, because I just couldn’t do that to myself (or, you know, her). It’s just plain fact, and there’s definitely some sadditude to it, because even when she was heavier, she was still smoking hot. Sigh. I’m not even going to open this can of worms, I’m just going to let you guys read her charming little interview and look through her super-hot pictures, which are after the jump and in the gallery. Then you tell me how hot girlfriend is no matter what she looks like a certain year out of the decade. I’m digging myself a fine little hole as we speak, so just … go on with it.
This is your fourth time on our cover. Thank you!
I know it is, and I love my Maxim! It’s my scale of how good I look. Whenever you guys call and say it’s time to be on your cover, I’m like, “OK, I’m in good shape.” And when you don’t call, I’m like, “I guess I should hit the gym.”
Your new Lifetime series, The Client List, sounds pretty sexy. Tell us about your character.
I play an all-American Texas mom who is a former beauty pageant queen. She and her husband and two kids have fallen on very hard times, so she’s forced to become a “working mom,” whose expertise is keeping her clients happy. We’ll just say it that way.
You’re a big proponent of “vagazzaling.” Can you explain what that is?
Vagazzaling is where you stick Swarovski crystals on the female area to add a little glitz and glamour. I actually named it that because it’s like BeDazzling for your hoo-ha.
Well, it’s a very descriptive term.
The fun part of being a girl is that there are little beauty things you can do to make yourself feel special. I can walk around all day and think, Nobody has any idea that I have a sparkly secret in my pants right now. It kind of took off after I wrote about it in my book, and now I have strangers coming up to me all the time like, “Oh, my God, I’m vagazzaled right now. Want to see?” I’m like, “No, I don’t, but congratulations.”
Do you still do it?
I do. I was vagazzaled for my Maxim shoot.
That’s news we can use! By the way, we heard you went to Betty White’s 90th birthday party.
March 7, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
On your marks – get set! – go! Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Love Hewitt are head to head in competition for saddest reality famewhore of … um, I don’t know. Just this post, I suppose. I know you guys are probably thinking, “Blasphemy! Sacrilege!” because I’m sort of slamming one of my favorite ladies (Jennifer Love Hewitt, of course), but really, I’m not. I’m merely being realistic.
Come on. These two ladies both look like they’ve been up all night – both for different reasons, naturally; I’m willing to bet that Kim was up all night airbrushing her face so that it appears she’s wearing no makeup despite the fact that she’s actually got about seventeen layers of it, and that, my friends, is an art in its own right. JLH was probably up all night studying her script for The Client List and all six lines per show that she’s going to contractually receive. She’s probably also been writing love sonnets for her old flame, Jamie Kennedy, non-stop since she heard that he’s considered re-tapping that ass.
The moral of the story? Hard work is hard work, but what really defines you as a C-list celebrity is exactly what you work hard at doing.
Who’d you rather – Kim or Jennifer? Here’s the individual photos to help you decide.
And, of course, Jennifer Love:
February 28, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
You know, even though I (generally) love Jennifer Love Hewitt with the intensity of a thousand suns, I just can’t get behind this blonde look. And why do people say “Oh! She went blonde!” anyway, when it’s apparent that there’s still a bunch of dark hair mixed in there? Is the term “highlighting” or “frosting” passé these days?
The rest of the look, however, is a win. She’s toned up a lot (no doubt for her role as Lolita Stripper on the new Lifetime series, The Client List) and I’ve pretty much always appreciated the fashion choices that she’s made. Also, word on the street is that she’s reconciled with ex-boyfriend Jamie Kennedy. Don’t know about you guys, but I’ve always, always loved them together. The thought of the two of them shacking up was like a teenage wet dream – Randy from Scream (who I unashamedly admit to having crushed on back in the day), and Jennifer Love Hewitt, goddess siren of teen movies in the late nineties? Hell yes, thank you very much. Here’s the scoop from E! Online:
… Is the 32-year-old actress pairing her new hair with an old flame?
It sure looks that way!
A source tells E! News exclusively that Hewitt has rekindled her romance with actor Jamie Kennedy. The Ghost Whisperer costars enjoyed a year-long romance that ended with a high-profile split in March 2010.
Late last year, Hewitt split with actor Jarod Einsohn. Fortunately for the star, her old beau was conveniently unattached as well.
“They are dating again,” the source tells us, adding that the reunited couple has been enjoying sleepovers at Kennedy’s L.A. condo.
Hewitt’s Twitter feed certainly has been lovey-dovey the past month. She’s retweeted Love Quotes and Megan Fox’s parody Twitter account’s uplifting messages about romance and choosing to “look beyond the imperfections” in order to be happy.
Hewitt’s rep had no comment.
So, this is a complete yay, ‘meh’ hair aside. Do you guys think she’s gotten back with Jamie because she’s finally exhausted all of her dating options, or do you think it’s something more? You know, something like JLH + JK = TRU LUV 4EVER? Is it that? Because I sure hope it’s that. And I’m willing to bet that she sure hopes it’s that, too.
Images courtesy of Celebuzz
February 8, 2012 at 5:30 am by Sarah
First of all, that is not girlfriend’s real voice. Don’t you remember back in the nineties when her song ‘How Do I Deal’ was big and crazy and all over the place? No? Here, here’s a Freshman year flashback for you:
Big differences? Breathy voice, smaller tits, awful center part in her hair, and the obligatory face close-ups. I also love the I Know What You Did Last Summer clips airing on the sheet hanging in the background of the video. I mean, yeah, I realize that this song was precisely recorded for the film soundtrack, but LOL. Come on. “JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT. HOT. SCARY FISHERMAN GUY. WHERE DID FREDDIE PRINZE JR’S. CAREER GO? WOOOOOOO, CREEPY.”
It’s a classic in the making, guys. Let’s cut her (and it) some slack. And before you watch the two previous videos and go all nuts, saying, “Ugh, this girl can’t sing“, she’s really not all that bad when you compare her to some of the ‘singers’ out there today. Here’s a clip of her doing Janis Joplin’s karaoke standard, ‘Me and Bobby McGee’:
Right? Not so awful. So now that we’ve established that it *probably* wasn’t Jennifer Love Hewitt singing the actual song accompanying her striptease man-flash video for The Client List, I want to go back to the point that I originally intended to make in showing you this clip.
See, back when The Client List was this nothing little movie; a tiny blip on the Lifetime channel’s entertainment radar, a bunch of women were all outraged that a movie was being made about a new ex-wife and mother having to whore herself out in order to pay the bills. It was degrading and gritty and a lot of people thought it was the anti-woman, succumbing to a world of men … stuff. But it did relatively well. And JLH and the film execs rode that trail ’til enough buzz was generated by the made-for-TV movie that it was picked up as a series (to also be aired on Lifetime. I said it did ‘well’, not ‘sensational’). Now that the series is going to be an actual thing, it seems like TCL is pandering only to those male audiences, showing Jennifer shaking her tits and showing her ass and checking out the pseudo-packages of her male clientele. And isn’t that kind of the complete opposite of what the film’s original intent was? Or did I get that wrong? Unless it’s supposed to be a video empowering women to perform sex acts in order to support her kids so that they have enough, I don’t know, Fruit Roll-ups for school? Is that what this all finally boiled down to? Because if it is. Man. What a disappointment. I’m all for tits and ass and Jennifer Love Hewitt, but not in such a cheap fashion. Way to go, Lifetime. Way to ruin a completely good premise by selling out.
What is the world coming to, guys, honestly. I just don’t know anymore.