Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson Might Survive

Jenna showed up with Tito to the premiere of Never Back Down, and I’m not going to go so far as to say she looks healthy, but she certainly looks healthier. She looks like she’s...

More Jenna Jameson

Sorry, guys, I’m a little obsessed, especially after this picture. Here she is with Tito at Body English. The hair looks great, and I’d kill a homeless man for her stomach, but...

Jenna Jameson Won’t Pee with You

Taking random dudes’ cocks all up in you? No big deal. Peeing with the commoners? For shame! Sure, she’ll have sex on camera without batting an eye, but Jenna Jameson...

Scarlett Will Not Play Jenna

Awww … well that was some short-lived excitement. Just yesterday I thought there was a chance that Scarlett Johansson might play Jenna Jameson in her upcoming biopic, but it looks...

Jenna Jameson Needs to Do Her Roots

I kid, I kid. She’s all over that like Jenna Jameson on a penis. Her hair’s sporting more bleach than Jenna Jameson’s asshole. What she might want to do is eat, though...

Late-Night Links

Before we begin, I want to thank Evil T for doing a kick-ass job of holding this place down while I was out of town. She is a total rock star, and I have no idea what I’d do without...