Hello all. I apologize for the total lack of posts this afternoon. Wendie has the rest of the day off, which should have been just fine, except a lovely red truck ran a stop sign and plowed...

Remember these two crazy kids? Yes, it’s Jason Wahler and his fiancee, Katia Decker, at some Z-list event in Hollywood. Seriously. They were like the biggest names there. Even Kristen...

I actually feel bad for the guy. He got sober, cleaned his act up, and worked things out with Lauren. But the law’s the law, and Jason’s paying the price for his April arrest in...

I hope Ryan Seacrest is on The Hills payroll. It’s, like, when most people in Hollywood want to issue a statement, they go to their publicist. When these kids want to get a message...

When the Beet is away, Spiteful Lars will play… that’s right kids, it’s a special guest bloggin’ appearance from your old friend Lars! But enough about me, the news...

So I was never a big fan of the Jason Wahler during his time on “The Hills.” He seemed like a huge doucebag but I really have to say I respect that he realizes that rehab is...

Rehab is the new Hyde. (Actually, I think Winston’s is the new Hyde, so maybe rehab is the new Winston’s? It’s hard to do this when the hot club changes every month.) The...