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Now We Know Who Britney’s Been Perfecting Her Crazy Eyes With

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Whoa. Two Britney Spears posts in one day. You can just tell today’s a slow news day, unless you want to talk about Lindsay Lohan, who’s *allegedly* heading to jail today (bitch, please). I know how many of you feel about Lohan and her overblown snatch, so I, personally, won’t subject you to sitting through an hour of secondhand deposition while Lindsay sits in a courtroom chair sweating off last night’s meth.

No, I’d much rather check out Jason Trawick‘s interesting expression. What the hell is that? Does that come from spending an extended amount of time with Britney, or is it kind of like a Pavlovian reaction to Britney’s latest weave? I’m intrigued.

Watch This: Britney Spears’ “Criminal”

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Here’s Britney Spears in her latest video, “Criminal”! (Which I predict will make karaoke very confusing for anyone hoping to sing a certain Fiona Apple song.) The video stars Spears’ agent/boyfriend, Jason Trawick, as her partner in crime. I sure hope it’s your longstanding dream to watch these two real-life lovebirds, ahem, ‘gilding the lily’, because there’s a lot of hanky-panky all up in this business.

The music video itself is very cinematic. It opens with Britney fighting with a man at a party (actor Freddy Bradshaw plays Brit’s villainous date). Britney runs to the bathroom to apply an ish-ton of perfume—why, it’s Radiance! A fragrance by Britney Spears—but suddenly here’s Freddy, yanking Britney out of the party and smacking her in the face.

This is when bystanding caterer (?) Jason Trawick intervenes. He gives Freddy what-for, Britney kicks Freddy in the nuts, and Trawick whisks Brit into the night on his motorcycle. Then, the music starts! Then the sexin’! (Idolator notes that Trawick’s chest tattoo seemingly reads “R.I.P. Goose.” Oh, dear.)

The rest of the video: Spears and Trawick hold up a convenience store, steal a car, have shower-sex, make out during a shootout, and evade the police. The end. Doesn’t Brit’s hair look great? Enjoy!

It Looks Like Brit-Brits’ Gonna Be a Bride Again

Britney Spears, Jason Trawick and her boys all went on a family-style vacation to The Grand Canyon and some Las Vegas dolphin pool this week and they’re starting to look like a proper family. Has someone finally tamed the wild beast?

I’m calling it: Britney’s third marriage could go down any minute now. She’s been with this Jason dude for awhile, her kids are comfortable with him and let’s face it: There’s pretty much no other way she can get out of that pesky conservatorship. Plus, she hasn’t publicly ruled out the idea of getting hitched again, and to me that seems like she’s probably considering the idea.

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Caption This: Merry Christmas Britney Spears!

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Wonder where Brit’s heading for the holidays!

She and boyfriend Jason Trawick were photographed last night at JFK airport in NYC looking all comfy and stuff. I know that’s how I travel – comfy. And light.

She looks … good, doesn’t she?

More on the Britney Spears Weave Watch

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OK. I know we all have varying opinions of Britney Spears ranging from ‘goddess’ to ‘psychopath’ to ‘dribbling, drooling mental patient,’ but there’s one thing that you can’t deny, one thing that we’ve all just got to be on the same page about: the nastiness of her stinking, tangled weave.

Uh, still.

Britney was photographed yesterday in LA grabbing a sweet treat and donning what looks like … I don’t even know. I’ve written about this botched weave in so many other posts that I’ve used up all of my good analogies. It looks like fucking hell, is what it does. End of story, minus the frilly words.

And her boyfriend, Jay-Jay Trawick? Unless he totally gets off over ‘running’ his fingers through his girl’s hair during foreplay (only to find an entire grape PushPop stuck in there somewhere), he’s just as much to blame when it comes to the couple’s failing joint hygiene standards.

Britney Has Gas

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“Has gas,” “gets gas,” what’s the difference. Potato, potahto. Either way, the latest photos captured of the fallen-from-angelic-grace pop star look pretty great.

Britney was photographed earlier in the week, gassing up her V8 monster with off-again, on-again boyfriend Jason Trawick. Brit wore this pink dress (I think I have the same one in coral), and her smile looked pretty genuine.

You look alright, Brit. I’m still not going to go to Kohl’s (… where?) in order to buy your craptastic clothes, but I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt here by saying that maybe your clothes-creating endeavor worked out well for your happiness and your state of mind. If things that keep you busy keep you happy and sane, do it up, girl. I’m on your side for all things good.

PS — I love the dress. But yeah, you’re right: I might be bit biased.

Is Jason Trawick Stupid Enough to Cheat on Britney Spears?

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Star magazine seems to think so, but rumors have been churning through other media outlets, too. Star “exclusively” reports that Britney’s former caretaker-assistant-cum-boyfriend has a wandering eye, with a meandering penis to match:

“Jason has been cheating on Britney with [actress] Jessica [Steindorff] from the beginning of their relationship,” said one insider. “He has deceived Britney with his lies for too long, and somebody needs to tell her the truth, even if it hurts. He was always telling Jessica that he had broken up with Britney so it was OK that they were sleeping together.”

So, do you really think — despite how hard it might be to “handle” Ms. Spears at given points in time — Trawick would be dumb enough to screw around on such a revered international superstar? Though, you know, it might be kind of tough to put up with some intermittent craziness and down-home, uh, practices, Trawick would probably be best suited to stick with Brit, don’t you think? And in spite of her craziness, who wouldn’t want to hit that, just based on what she used to be like during her Justin Timberbumpin’ days? She’s a living legend; it was probably similar to when the Hanson boys got married to their “fans.” All three of them, I believe, met their significant others through various concert venues and all of the wives were hardcore fans or whatever, so I guess it’s kind of similar, right?

The Hanson brothers, past their tween prime, realized that it was as probably as good as it was going to get and that they may as well just latch on to the hottest fans they could, before they started to outgrow them, right? Their girls, who were probably stoked to be hooking up with the Hansons, are probably looking back fondly on those early days (even before they met and married), thinking back on what huge stars their husbands used to be. Whether or not their former star power will continue to be a lifelong appeal will remain to be seen, but I think that’s probably where Jason Trawick is right now.

And he’d be effing stupid to give that kind of notoriety up.