0OMG, Is Britney Spears Getting Married?

Way back in April, we speculated that it wouldn’t be too terribly long until Britney Spears got hitched again. The relationship between Brit and her boyfriend/agent Jason Trawick has been looking solid as of late, and with rumors of Jason going ring shopping, it looks like our predictions, as usual, were pretty accurate:

Trawick, who is currently with Spears on the South American leg of her Femme Fatale tour, has visited several established celebrity jewelers looking for the perfect bauble for Britney, and is very close to picking the winner.

“He has been everywhere from Tiffany to Harry Winston looking for a ring and he is close to making his final decision,” the insider tells RadarOnline.com.

“Don’t expect anything too massive or obnoxious.  This ring will be classy and under 4-carats.”

This is the second source to confirm to RadarOnline.com that the pop star is close to becoming engaged to Trawick.

“Britney and Jason discuss marriage all the time,” a family insider told RadarOnline.com last week. “Britney is truly in love with Jason, and well, Jason has loved her for a very, very long time.”

No joke, I would be so happy for Britney if this turns out to be true. I mean, I’m no stranger to talking trash about Britney, but it’s all from a loving place. If she gets married, then it will be just like that time that Jessica Simpson got pregnant, and by that, I mean that there will be a lot of “oh, girl, I’m so proud” moments and several tears and a toast with apple juice and maybe I’ll fall to my knees because I’m too overwhelmed with emotion. And I don’t see anything weird about that.

Do you guys think Britney will be engaged by Christmas or what?

November 27, 2011 at 5:00 am by Emily

2Now We Know Who Britney’s Been Perfecting Her Crazy Eyes With

Whoa. Two Britney Spears posts in one day. You can just tell today’s a slow news day, unless you want to talk about Lindsay Lohan, who’s *allegedly* heading to jail today (bitch, please). I know how many of you feel about Lohan and her overblown snatch, so I, personally, won’t subject you to sitting through an hour of secondhand deposition while Lindsay sits in a courtroom chair sweating off last night’s meth.

No, I’d much rather check out Jason Trawick‘s interesting expression. What the hell is that? Does that come from spending an extended amount of time with Britney, or is it kind of like a Pavlovian reaction to Britney’s latest weave? I’m intrigued.

November 2, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

2Watch This: Britney Spears’ “Criminal”

Here’s Britney Spears in her latest video, “Criminal”! (Which I predict will make karaoke very confusing for anyone hoping to sing a certain Fiona Apple song.) The video stars Spears’ agent/boyfriend, Jason Trawick, as her partner in crime. I sure hope it’s your longstanding dream to watch these two real-life lovebirds, ahem, ‘gilding the lily’, because there’s a lot of hanky-panky all up in this business.

The music video itself is very cinematic. It opens with Britney fighting with a man at a party (actor Freddy Bradshaw plays Brit’s villainous date). Britney runs to the bathroom to apply an ish-ton of perfume—why, it’s Radiance! A fragrance by Britney Spears—but suddenly here’s Freddy, yanking Britney out of the party and smacking her in the face.

This is when bystanding caterer (?) Jason Trawick intervenes. He gives Freddy what-for, Britney kicks Freddy in the nuts, and Trawick whisks Brit into the night on his motorcycle. Then, the music starts! Then the sexin’! (Idolator notes that Trawick’s chest tattoo seemingly reads “R.I.P. Goose.” Oh, dear.)

The rest of the video: Spears and Trawick hold up a convenience store, steal a car, have shower-sex, make out during a shootout, and evade the police. The end. Doesn’t Brit’s hair look great? Enjoy!

October 18, 2011 at 4:30 am by Jenn

3It Looks Like Brit-Brits’ Gonna Be a Bride Again

Britney Spears, Jason Trawick and her boys all went on a family-style vacation to The Grand Canyon and some Las Vegas dolphin pool this week and they’re starting to look like a proper family. Has someone finally tamed the wild beast?

I’m calling it: Britney’s third marriage could go down any minute now. She’s been with this Jason dude for awhile, her kids are comfortable with him and let’s face it: There’s pretty much no other way she can get out of that pesky conservatorship. Plus, she hasn’t publicly ruled out the idea of getting hitched again, and to me that seems like she’s probably considering the idea.

Do you think there’s going to be another Spears wedding? Share your thoughts in the comments and make sure to vote in the poll!

April 12, 2011 at 5:30 pm by Molls

2Caption This: Merry Christmas Britney Spears!

Wonder where Brit’s heading for the holidays!

She and boyfriend Jason Trawick were photographed last night at JFK airport in NYC looking all comfy and stuff. I know that’s how I travel – comfy. And light.

She looks … good, doesn’t she?

December 24, 2010 at 8:00 am by Sarah

4More on the Britney Spears Weave Watch

OK. I know we all have varying opinions of Britney Spears ranging from ‘goddess’ to ‘psychopath’ to ‘dribbling, drooling mental patient,’ but there’s one thing that you can’t deny, one thing that we’ve all just got to be on the same page about: the nastiness of her stinking, tangled weave.

Uh, still.

Britney was photographed yesterday in LA grabbing a sweet treat and donning what looks like … I don’t even know. I’ve written about this botched weave in so many other posts that I’ve used up all of my good analogies. It looks like fucking hell, is what it does. End of story, minus the frilly words.

And her boyfriend, Jay-Jay Trawick? Unless he totally gets off over ‘running’ his fingers through his girl’s hair during foreplay (only to find an entire grape PushPop stuck in there somewhere), he’s just as much to blame when it comes to the couple’s failing joint hygiene standards.

September 20, 2010 at 6:05 am by Sarah