0Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde May Get Married Next Spring

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis might seem like a really weird couple (and they are), but that doesn’t mean they’re not going to get married. They announced their engagement in January after a little over a year of dating – quite a feat for the woman whose libido Jason was tasked with bringing back to life.

Anyhoo, the word on the street (or in The New York Post) is that the pair will be tying the knot next spring in New York.

Olivia Wilde will marry “SNL” star Jason Sudeikis next spring in upstate New York, and she’s chosen Monique Lhuillier to design her bridesmaids’ dresses. The “Tron” actress dished a few details about her wedding to guests at a Monday bash at The General to celebrate her April Marie Claire cover. She added that the long engagement bucks her family’s usual trend of getting hitched months after a proposal. Also at the dinner were Kristen Wiig, Norah O’Donnell and Ari Graynor.

Wow, I feel like I know SO MUCH MORE about this wedding – like that it may happen sometime in the first quarter of 2014 and that it’ll be somewhere in the state of New York. Why is this a story? I’m more interested in the fact that Olivia hangs out with Kristen Wiig, who we all know is the coolest. Ah, whatever. Good luck to the happy couple or whatever it is you’re supposed to say here.

April 12, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer

9Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis Are Getting Married if You Care!

From People:

The actor proposed to Wilde shortly after the holidays, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

“They are so excited,” says a source close to both. “And very, very happy.”

Sudeikis, 37, and Wilde, 28, who has said she fell “blissfully, hopelessly, wildly in love” with the actor, began dating in November of 2011 and moved in together last year.

The couple has been spotted together everywhere from Lawrence, Kan., to Austin, Texas, and most recently in Rome, where Wilde is filming the drama The Third Person.

No word yet on a wedding date.

Yay! Hopefully Jason and his funnyman antics can keep Olivia‘s perfect, flower-like, and blissfully sensitive vagina alive long enough to remember the good times after she calls him the death of her libido, which you just know is going to happen sometime over the next two years or so.

Congrats to the couple! Woot woot for matrimony and keeping the flame of post-marital copulation burning!

January 13, 2013 at 1:00 pm by Sarah

0Um, Jason Sudeikis, Uh, Might Be The Father of, Like, January Jones’ Baby

On Friday, we learned that January Jones is pregnant (we also learned that Prince Harry is a prince of unrivaled beauty, but that’s neither here nor there).  There are a lot of questions as to who the father is, but based on some recent statements by Jason Sudeikis, hilarious cast member of Saturday Night Live and January’s boy toy from July of last year to this past January, I think the mystery has been solved:

When I asked if he had any comment on the recent news about Jones, who split with Sudeikis back in January, he said, “I’d rather — yes but no.”

Was he surprised to find out she was pregnant?

“No, I —,” then he paused and stammed. “No, I didn’t have anything [else to say].” He stammered some more and that was the extent of our conversation on the subject. Sudeikis seemed comfortable being asked about the situation, just unwilling to say too much.

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but in my experience, any time a dude stops and stutters and stumbles all over his words, it’s like “get the fuck out, fella.”  Especially a guy like Jason, who’s pretty solid with being funny at the drop of a hat, you know? Like, it should have been way easy for him to toss out a quick, witty answer if he was asked about some girl he dated for a few months and her fetus, but it wasn’t.  And that’s why he’s the one who knocked up January Jones.

May 2, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Emily