This video finally went all-the-way-viral yesterday, but I thought I’d save it for today, since weekends can be tough.
I ordinarily think of Jason Schwartzman as an actor of distinguished subtlety and nuance, but I’m going to have to rethink that stance. Schwartzman’s bedazzled, satin-gloved host (of a segment called “Cast Iron Cook”) is all flared nostrils and crazy eyes. And shouting!
But the costume is the best part, maybe! It’s such a good imitation of Chairman Kaga’s distinctive lamé cape! And did you notice the little veggie embellishments on Schwartzman’s brocade chest and collar? Ah! So cute!
Jason Schwartzman, best known for his roles in I Heart Huckabees and Marie Antoinette (he was the saving grace in that flick), just announced that he wed his long-term girlfriend Brady Cunningham, July 11th at their San Fernando Valley home.
I give Schwartzman credit for a couple of things: 1) He flew under the radar for over a month — he’s not A-list but it’s still an impressive feat, and 2) He married a completely normal, natural looking woman. It even looks like her rack might be an original. So un-Hollywood.
The two of them showed up in Beverly Hills last week to do a press conference for their upcoming Wes Anderson film, The Darjeeling Limited, which also stars Owen Wilson (but you can’t vote for him) and Natalie Portman (who is clearly hotter than any of these people).
So I’m looking through these pictures trying to decide which of them I should focus this post on. “Who’s hotter?” I asked myself. “Jason Schwartzman or Adrien Brody?” And what I decided is that I’m not sure. So I’m putting it to you guys. Let me know.