I’m not saying that Jason Alexander was ever in the running for an Oscar or anything – though he was nominated for a number of Emmys and Golden Globes, and he did win a few Screen Actors Guild awards – but he did good stuff. There was Seinfeld, of course, which he was amazing on. He hit Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, too. He’s been in a number of movies and television shows since then, but here recently, his career has been slowing down a bit. I mean, in the past couple of years he’s done ads for Jenny Craig and a Funny or Die video with Courtney Stodden, you know? I’m sorry to say this, but it looks like Jason Alexander’s star has been fading for a little while now.
But not like this. I never ever, not in a million years, would have guessed that something like this could happen. Something so horrible, so unspeakably awful, something so tragic and terrible that I can barely even stand to look at it.
Jason Alexander just starred in a music video for Nickelback.
I just … Nickelback. Honestly.