Janet Jackson has finally stopped the bleeding and cancelled her pathetic Rock Witchu tour. Apparently there have been some…um…scheduling conflicts. Or empty arenas. ...
Damn, things are not looking good for the Janet Jackson Rock Witchu tour.
LL Cool J has ditched out as the tour’s opening act, citing “scheduling conflicts.” It’s... After canceling nine shows as the result of vertigo (???), Janet Jackson will supposedly be back in action on Wednesday night in DC.
“After a thorough medical evaluation, it has been... Janet Jackson is still having health problems.  Last night, ninety minutes before curtain time, she cancelled her Greensboro, North Carolina concert based on the advice of a doctor... I’ve been wandering around the office all day, stirring up trouble and generally being a nuisance, because, ya know, I just don’t feel like working right now. I mean, it’s... Hm.
A representative for Janet Jackson says the singer has been hospitalized after falling ill shortly before a concert.
According to statement released by W&W Public Relations, the... Okay so I wanted to make this a “Caption This,” but I just couldn’t decide which photo to use. They’re all so ill-advised. Why on Earth would she wear this outfit in... Well, okay, technically, she’s launching a new line of lingerie. But it can only result in hundreds of thousands of unfunny wardrobe malfunction-related jokes made by bloggers... Hi guys.
Sorry posting is slow today.
I have a fever. :( So mostly I’m sleeping. I haven’t had an actual fever in a really long time. I forgot how much it sucks. Your whole body... Did that cross a line?
Eh, probably. Janet Jackson’s been hospitalized with “the flu.”
Now normally I’d be all like “Enjoy the lipo, Janet,” but after what I went through a couple of weeks... So we’ve got the cover for Janet Jackson’s 10th studio album, Discipline.
It kind of looks like everything she’s wearing was purchased at Forever 21. I dunno. She looks...
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