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Hillary "2008" Clinton

Look Who’s Still Funny

Hillary continues to promote her new campaign platform — “Hillary Clinton: Not Actually An Evil Robot” — with an appearance on the Tonight Show where she makes yet another funny. “I was worried I wasn’t going to make it — I was pinned down by sniper fire at the Burbank airport,” she says about 30...

Hillary Clinton and Angelina Jolie Probably Shouldn’t Mate

Because it turns out they’re ninth cousins. And Brad Pitt? He’s a ninth cousin of Barack Obama. OMG. Only on a slow news day, people. Only on a slow news day. Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769, the researchers found. Clinton … and Jolie, meanwhile, are ninth cousins, twice...