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Hilary Swank

Kristen Stewart Is The Least Sexy Hollywood Actress

Sure, Kristen Stewart‘s face constantly looks like she just smelled an old shitty diaper, but I don’t think she’s an unattractive girl at all. However, British men don’t agree with me, as a recent poll run by the website MenKind put her at the top of a list of the least sexy actresses in Hollywood. The full Top 10 list is...

Human Rights Watch: Consultants to the Stars!

In lieu of Hilary Swank‘s recent brouhaha—you remember, the one where she inadvertently attended the birthday of an alleged mass-murderer and war criminal, for money—new services are being unfurled to help celebrities, y’know, avoid that kind of thing. Gawker has the full report: How do you know if the guy who paid you...

Why Hilary Swank Is A Bad Person

The other day, I was watching The Reaping with my boyfriend, you know, that Hilary Swank movie about the plagues and all that? And we had that conversation that everyone has when they watch a Hilary Swank movie, the one where someone is like “do you think she’s pretty?” and everyone is like “wellll …” He also...

Nicky Hilton Attends Event Looking Like A Box Of Movie Theater Popcorn

Now, when I said she looked like a box of popcorn, obviously I meant the fat-free variety.  The very bony Nicky Hilton attended the 14th Annual Los Angeles Antiques Show opening last night, appearing in desperate need of a calorie. Nick Lachey was also there with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.  Does this put to rest the rumors that she was hanging...

Hilary Who?

Chad Lowe, who was divorced from Oscar-winner Hilary Swank in 2007, is having a baby with his new girlfriend, producer Kim Painter. She’s due in early summer. Babies are the new black! Last year, Lowe said that his relationship with Kim and his gig on 24 helped him get through “a very dark period” after his split from Hilary. Do...

WANK!

Hilary Swank does the January cover of W magazine. The interview promises to be boring as hell. She talks a little about her relationship with her (formerly married) agent — “Of course I’m in love. Or I wouldn’t be in this relationship for as long as I’ve been.” — but beyond that there’s nothing...