Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hilary Swank

Why Hilary Swank Is A Bad Person

The other day, I was watching The Reaping with my boyfriend, you know, that Hilary Swank movie about the plagues and all that? And we had that conversation that everyone has when they...

Hilary Who?

Chad Lowe, who was divorced from Oscar-winner Hilary Swank in 2007, is having a baby with his new girlfriend, producer Kim Painter. She’s due in early summer. Babies are the new...

WANK!

Hilary Swank does the January cover of W magazine. The interview promises to be boring as hell. She talks a little about her relationship with her (formerly married) agent —...

Late-Night Links

Memo to the Malibu Colony fire: if you have to go around destroying the homes of celebrities, could you think of someone a little more interesting than Suzanne Somers? [Celebrity...

Late-Night Links

Hilary Swank’s New Year’s resolution is to give away the swag she gets for free, like, every time she leaves her house. That’s nice. My New Year’s resolution is to...

Gobble Up These Links (ha ha HA!)

Today in tasteful: unearthed 1986 footage of Michael Richards in blackface. [The Bosh] When Prison Break first aired, I gave it three hours of my life that I will never get back, then gave...