Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Heidi Montag

Happy 21st Birthday, Heidi Montag

Now go away. Heidi and Spencer partied the night away at club LAX. Heidi “entertained” the crowd with a performance. The most famous person in attendance? Perez Hilton. Go...

This Actually Doesn’t Suck Too Hard

Ryan Seacrest premiered Heidi Montag’s first “single” this morning in LA. Spencer Pratt raps on it. Apparently Ryan was not supposed to do this, and Heidi’s been...

Okay, These Are the Greatest Things Ever

So some PR firm plugging The Hills Season 2 DVD sent me a bunch of these today, and I have to say, I think they’re pretty fabulous. Here’s the info from the [sic]-tastic email I...

Putting on a Brave Face

So we’re not going to reprint any of the things that Spencer Pratt has said about Lauren Conrad recently. Not because we have standards or anything, but because I like LC and I hate...

Worst.Boob Job.Ever

I’m sorry but seriously Heidi Montag…those boobs are a bit too much. I am all for the boob job. There are many celebrities that go out, get themselves some natural looking fakes...

Spencer Pratt is a Marketing Genius

With Jason Wahler busy getting arrested left and right, his regular court dates interrupted only by brief stints in rehab, and Heidi’s relationship with series star and Pratt nemesis...

Pratt is a Prick

Seriously I don’t know who this Spencer Pratt guy thinks he is but LC is wayyyyy cooler than he will ever be. Remember Spencer, she was the famous one that got you on TV in the first...

Lauren & Heidi Are Totally Just Fine

After the season finale of The Hills, the ever-diligent folks over at Radar Online took it upon themselves to call up Heidi Montag’s mother in BFE, Colorado, and get her take on...

Late-Night Links

Steve-O urinates in public for the first time this year. [Celebslam] Naomi Watts is preggers. [Perez] Ryan Phillippe’s new girlfriend is 18-year-old Nikki Reed, of Thirteen fame...