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Heather Chadwell

I’m Kind of Scared to Run This Photo

To my faithful readers:

Look.

I’m gonna hit “Publish.”

And then I’m going to pray.

And, for the next few minutes, I’m going to wait anxiously to see if the universe implodes under the force of the sheer fame-whoring trashiness created by Heather from Rock of Love and Bobby Trendy shopping together on Robertson. If it does, I’m sorry, and it’s been a great ride, kids. Thanks for the laughs.

To Heather and Bobby:

Los Angeles called.

It’s missing all its cocaine.