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Harry Styles Took the Paparazzi to Court and Won

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Harry Styles is unarguably the most popular member of the most popular boy band in the world right now, so it makes sense that he’d be hounded by photographers wherever he goes. That can get more than a little intrusive, so Harry did what many have done before him: he went to court to get an order to keep the paparazzi from hounding him… and he won.

A judge at the High Court ruled that photogs can no longer follow Harry “voluntarily” (is there any other way?) but apparently this whole no harassment order doesn’t mean that fans can’t still talk to him.

Here’s how his lawyer David Sherborne put it:

“This is not a privacy order. Mr Styles is not trying to prevent fans approaching him in the street and taking photos.

“He remains happy to do that, as he always has. Rather, it is the method or tactics which have been used by a certain type of photographer.”

Fair enough. Sure, you sorta sign up for a certain amount of bullshit when you get famous, but there also need to be limits. It’s just a shame those limits aren’t borne from like, human decency and have to be dictated in court.

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Harry Styles Thinks David Beckham Isn’t Iconic Enough

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Harry Styles is in need of an icon, apparently. I guess he grew up looking up to David Beckham but now David’s getting a bit worse for wear in the icon department, apparently (says the boy band member who will be forgotten in 10 years time) and he needs someone new to come on the scene.

From OK Magazine:

“I think he was everybody’s idol when I was growing up. When people asked you that question, you almost needed a back-up answer because everyone would say, ‘David Beckham!’”

“We actually met once when we were performing in LA. He brought his kids to our concert. He’s a really nice guy.”

So, Harry’s really not meaning to offend David Beckham, he just feels like his own idol should be someone more creative. I don’t really get why it matters if a person inspires more than one other, but I guess I sorta kinda get what he’s saying?

Anyway, Harry also thinks David needs to be knighted:

“I think he really deserves it. It makes sense because he’s such a national treasure. To be honest, I already thought he was Sir David Beckham anyway!”

Fair enough.

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Harry Style’s Fashion Sense Is Award-Worthy, I Guess

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How would I describe Harry Styles‘ fashion sense? Well, it’s like he pulled a few items out of Burt Reynolds’ hamper in the dark and threw it on himself, throwing in a scarf he found hanging off a car’s muffler for completion. But apparently, that’s style! Harry… Style(s). Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.

That’s right, Harry Styles picked up a trophy at the British Fashion Awards ceremony held in London on Tuesday night. He was given the British Style Award, which was voted by the public and hilarious (but totally not worth mentioning) sponsored by Vodafone. That outfit above is Hedi Slimane, which is code for “really fucking expensive” but still ugly, so take that as you will. Either way, he beat Kate Middleton, Cara Delevingne and David Beckham for the honour. Never underestimate the power of screaming teenage girls to sabotage anything vote-based.

If we’re giving awards for ugly clothes, by the way, honourable mention goes to Rita Ora, who turned up looking like Jessica Rabbit put through the black & white filter on Photoshop.

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Yes, Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner are F*cking

Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles were photographed out and about together last week, immediately setting off rumours that they’re romantically involved. If that’s supposed to mean they’re in a relationship, I doubt that’s the case, but there’s a 99.999% chance they’re at the very least fucking, though both are playing coy about it right now.

Harry was questioned about Kendall by Piers Morgan (ew, go away) and here’s what he had to say about it (via DS):

“I mean, we went out for dinner, but no, I guess,” Styles replied when asked if he was dating Jenner.

Morgan continued to press Styles on the issue, asking if the singer could see a romantic future with Jenner.

“Dunno,” Styles answered, before insisting: “Yeah, let’s move on, shall we?”

Right, so… you’re sleeping with her but maybe you told her that you might see where things go/she could call you her boyfriend or something even though you didn’t mean it. Or maybe it started off as sex between two hideously rich people and now you catch yourself having something resembling real human feelings.
As for Kendall, here’s what she told E! News:

“I haven’t met them all. But the few I’ve met are amazing. They’re really, really nice guys.”

That’s right, Kendall. Play it cool, play it cool. Harry Styles is one of the biggest stars in the most famous boy bands in the world and he has all those totally awesome tattoos. Wouldn’t want to mess that up, would we?

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Oh Look, Harry Styles Got Another Ugly Tattoo

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One would assume that, given access to a fair bit of money, you would probably choose to work with the very best tattoo artists on any body art you had done to create elaborate, impressive pieces, right? That’s a fair assumption? Well then what the fuck is wrong with people like Justin Bieber and in this case, Harry Styles, who continue to get tattoos that look like they were done by a life sentence prisoner with an old Bic hooked up to a battery?

Harry Styles got a new skull tattoo on his “bicep” (if you could call it that – the arm looks like it belongs to a 6-year-old) that is just hideous, like the rest of his work. I don’t expect men to get bright, colourful artwork across their body, but this is just taking the piss. I’m not sure what the story behind it is (if there even is one) or if Harry just thought it looked “bad ass” or something, but it needs to go, far far away.

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Harry Styles From One Direction Has Thoughts on Twerking

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I don’t think anyone really looks to Harry Styles from One Direction for thoughts on anything besides, maybe, Taylor Swift songs or his love of cougars. He’s pretty harmless, but there’s not much going on behind appearances, I don’t think. In any case, Harry has now shared his thoughts on, what else, TWERKING. Oh, brother.

From Moviefone:

“I think it’s quite inappropriate,” Styles told Moviefone. “Especially for the age groups that it’s aimed at.”

When we followed up on that question by asking the guys if they’re concerned about the sometimes very young age of their fans, Styles chimed in again. “When they’re twerking, yes,” he added. “I think it’s, you know, promoting promiscuity.”

I don’t think “promiscuity” is what you need to be worrying about with twerking. How about the fact that a bunch of white girls think it’s funny to pretend they’re black and “ghetto” by doing it without realising how fucking ignorant they are? I dunno, that’s slightly more concerning to me.

Also LOL on Harry Styles talking about promiscuity considering he was having sex with every woman going when he was still a young teen. Ugh, these kids.

Harry Styles Expects Taylor Swift to Write Songs About Him

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Taylor Swift has never been shy about revealing the details of her relationships in her songs, and Harry Styles has basically admitted that he knew that all along and is all ears for her songs about their short-lived relationship because he’s sure she’ll be writing them. She already sorta maybe wrote ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’ about him (despite the fact that I imagine that song was written before they’d even met), and they weren’t even together all that long, so is there anything left to tell? Eh, who knows.

From US Weekly:

“It would be hypocritical for me to say she couldn’t do it because everybody writes songs based on personal experience,” the 19-year-old singer tells Us. “I can’t say I’d have dated someone less famous to avoid it.” The British heartthrob split from the “I Knew You Were Trouble” singer-songwriter in early January after a few months of dating.

Denying that he’s nervous about getting the John Mayer treatment (Swift slammed the musician in the song “Dear John” off her third studio album Speak Now in 2010) the “What Makes You Beautiful” singer jokes, “at least she’s a great songwriter!”

Well, at least he has a good sense of humour about it, or whatever? Hollywood is just so incestuous, man. Think about the fact that Taylor Swift was involved with John Mayer, who is now dating her good friend, Katy Perry. That’s just the tip of the iceberg, but it kinda makes me want to gag.