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Screech Sex Tape: The Review

Evil T and I are not especially skilled in the fine art of film review, and Spiteful Lars prefers his pornography to involve Kevin Federline, so we left it up to those lovable pervs over at...

SNL is Really Just Sad Now

I don’t even know who the “comedian” is playing Screech in this Weekend Update bit on the Screech sex tape, but nothing about it is right. Not even the costume. How hard...

Clips from the Screech Sex Tape!

Watch it here! A lovely quote from Screech himself: “If you freeze-frame right at the blue jelly double-cock, um, I believe there’s poop on the end of it…I can’t...