Gwyneth Paltrow, Briefly Doing Something That Doesn’t Annoy Me
Nov 13, 2008 at 04:32 pm by Evil Beet

With her kiddo Moses.

Love It Or Hate It?
Nov 05, 2008 at 07:59 am by Wendie

I know we have pressing world issues at hand but Gwyneth Paltrow’s wardrobe choice at the Paris premiere of Two Lovers bears mention.

Gwyneth Paltrow Manages to Be Annoying Even in Her Post-Partum Depression
Apr 16, 2008 at 09:03 pm by Evil Beet

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OMG. This chick is soooo annoying.

I understand that post-partum depression is a very real and serious illness that affects women of all walks of life. I understand the importance of both diagnosing and treating it.

What I don’t understand is why Gwyneth Paltrow thinks her post-partum depression, with second child Moses, was the result of “scaling back on her usual pre-baby treatments like acupuncture.”

Sigh.

We’ve finally isolated the root of post-partum depression!

NOT ENOUGH ACUPUNCTURE!!!

So if you’re one of those poor, tragic souls who can’t afford regular acupuncture treatment while simultaneously juggling the costs of pre-natal check-ups, sonograms, diapers, cribs, toys, baby food and your pre-existing children, you’re pretty much fucked. Sorry.

BFF Alert!
Apr 14, 2008 at 10:38 pm by Evil Beet

Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow Leaving a London Gym, Pictures, Photos

Our two favorite British wannabes, Gwyneth Paltow and Madonna, leave a London gym together.

I can just imagine their chats on the stairclimber:

Madge: Oh, dahhhling, London is just seeeew gaaaaaaaahgeous.

Gwyn: Yaaays. I simply adooooore this city in the springtime.

Madge: I recall my childhood here in London, skipping up and down the cobblestones and frolicking in the paaaaahk.

Gwyn: Weren’t you born in Detroit?

Madge: Lies. All lies.

Anyway. Check out Madge’s pants. They’re either drenched with sweat, pee or rain. Or a combination.

Quotables
Feb 12, 2008 at 11:16 am by Evil Beet

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“We might get one from Brooklyn. No baby is more helpless than another baby. And I’m a New York girl.”

Gwyneth Paltrow, on she and hubby Chris Martin possibly adopting a baby.

Bringing Pigtails Back!
Jan 18, 2008 at 06:15 pm by Evil Beet

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Gwyneth Paltrow rocks the pigtail braids in NYC today.

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