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Glenn Beck Is A Total Gleek!

When I think about people that you, the reader, would like to hear more about, one name always comes to mind: Glenn Beck.  We don’t talk about him much in these parts, but I get the feeling that you guys are just the kind of guys who love him to bits.  Or the kind of guys who would love to chop him to bits.  Either way, your moment has come, because Glenn Beck just divulged his massive boner for Glee!

Personally, I detest Glenn Beck, and that’s why this video is so hilarious. Here’s a transcript of the part where Glenn gushes:

This show stands out and stands for almost every value that I have … I’ve seen this show twice this year with my wife this year and I’ve watched it in stunned horror combined with a sense of admiring awe. It is a brilliant, brilliant show. Very, very well done. But it is a horror show. All of the characters are extremely good-looking, extremely talented. She’s by the way hysterical [points at Jane Lynch]. Everybody in here is somebody that your kids would want to be like.

Except everybody is sleeping with everybody else, there’s no values, it’s all self-gratification, it’s a nightmare … Brilliant songs and performances brilliantly edited, brilliantly shots … I looked at my wife and I said, “There is no way to beat this.”

Can’t you just tell how much he actually loves the show?  It’s like his producers went “Glenn, seriously, you can’t like this show, it’s way too liberal,” and Glenn was like “I know, I know, but have you seen Chord Overstreet?”