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Gabriel Aubry

Gabriel Aubry Isn’t Going to Get in Trouble, Has to Be A Good Boy for A Whole Year!

A photo of Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry

Oh, that Thanksgiving Throwdown and how it’s come to haunt us all …

Or, no, but remember that time that Gabriel Aubry got his ass kicked by Halle Berry‘s new dude, Olivier Martinez? Yeah, and then everyone said that it was all Gabriel’s fault, even though it looked like he was about half a punch from having his whole entire head knocked off? We knew that everything was cool already, that no one was going to get into any trouble, but now we know that everything is cool, just as long as Gabriel Aubry doesn’t mess everything up again.

Here’s the story from TMZ:

Gabriel Aubry is in the clear in the Thanksgiving Day brawl at Halle Berry’s house … with one string attached.

TMZ has learned … the L.A. City Attorney conducted two office hearings — one where Halle and Gabriel’s sparring partner Olivier Martinez showed up together and another where Gabriel showed up alone on a different day.

Sources tell TMZ … the case has now been resolved and Gabriel will not be criminally prosecuted, PROVIDED he keeps his nose clean for a year.

TMZ previously reported … anger management was on the table as a possible condition to avoid prosecution, but the City Attorney has a policy of neither confirming nor denying specifics.

Ok, so Halle and Olivier set Gabriel up so that he couldn’t cause any trouble for the next year. That sounds great, because Gabriel really sounds like the problem here. Let’s just hope that he had to go ahead and take those anger management classes, because we all know that he’s the real monster here.

Just in case we’ve forgotten, let’s take a look at a side-by-side photo of Olivier and Gabriel after the fight:

A photo of Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry

Yeah, I hope this can keep Gabriel in line.

Gabriel Aubry Started That Whole Fight, But It’s Cool

A photo of Gabriel Aubry, Halle Berry, and Nahla

From TMZ:

The verdict is in as far as cops are concerned … Gabriel Aubry was clearly the instigator of the Thanksgiving Day brawl at Halle Berry’s house

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … detectives are now clear on what they believe happened — Gabriel committed two batteries on Olivier Martinez before Olivier lifted a finger to defend himself.

As TMZ first reported, as Gabriel deposited Nahla at Halle’s house Olivier walked out and said, “We have to talk.”

Based on interviewing the principles and witnesses, detectives have concluded Gabriel then pushed Olivier (battery #1) and swung at his face, making contact with his shoulder (battery #2).

Cops say at that point, Olivier responded in self defense with 3 quick punches to the face.

What’s more, law enforcement sources tell us they are “concerned” about what they believe are “Gabriel’s ongoing anger issues.”

As one law enforcement source put it, “It seems he’s still having a hard time getting over his break up with Halle.”

But here’s the good news for Gabriel — we’ve learned Halle and Olivier have both told detectives and prosecutors they do not want Gabriel charged with a crime because they do not believe it would be in Nahla’s best interests.

Law enforcement sources tell us the case will be set for an informal hearing at the city attorney’s office. The likely outcome is that Gabriel will agree to take anger management classes, although the the hearing officer could decide to just drop the entire matter after hearing both sides.

Ok, so just so we’re clear, if someone shoves you and swings and then you give them a head injury, that’s cool? As long as someone swings at you first, you can do whatever you want to them because it’s self defense? That’s neat. It’s good to know that there’s absolutely nothing weird going on here, and that Halle Berry is absolutely not blackmailing Gabriel Aubry, and that Olivier Martinez is just a good guy looking out for himself and for his new family. This is all so heartwarming, right?

Everything’s Cool with Halle Berry And Friends

A photo of Halle Berry, Gabriel Aubry, and Nahla

Yeah, that’s all. Everything’s just cool now. A week after Olivier Martinez allegedly threatened to kill Gabriel Aubry in Halle Berry’s driveway, and a week after a series of restraining orders, and everything’s fine. No big deal. Move along here, nothing to see.

We know that everything’s fine now because yesterday at the courthouse, Halle Berry’s lawyer walked outside holding a sign that said this:

“The parties have reached an amicable agreement. There will be no further statements regarding this matter.”

Gabriel’s lawyer was on board with this statement too, so I don’t guess there’s any chance that they murdered him in the bathroom or anything.

And, of course, there are no details. I can’t see how this whole thing ended up in a way that both parties agreed on, so do you guys have any ideas? Do you think there were more threats involved? Has anyone else been having nightmares about Olivier Martinez?