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Paging Ari Gold

With Britney Spears safely in rehab, there’s room for a new superstar in Hollywood, and this guy knows it. He’s started the website PagingAriGold.com, a blog dedicated to attracting the attention of fictitious Hollywood super-agent Ari Gold. Googling the term “Ari Gold” produces a sponsored link to his website (although I...

This is a Very Cool Parrot

This talented parrot has very little to do with celebrity gossip (well, there’s a small bit involving Mario Lopez, so maybe that counts), but it’s about the cutest/funniest/most talented damn parrot on the planet, so I wanted to share. [via Defamer]

This is a Very Cool Parrot

This talented parrot has very little to do with celebrity gossip (well, there’s a small bit involving Mario Lopez, so maybe that counts), but it’s about the cutest/funniest/most talented damn parrot on the planet, so I wanted to share. [via Defamer]

Lindsay Lohan’s Beautiful Life

We talk a lot of shit about Lindsay Lohan around here, but this song, “Beautiful Life,” from her latest album, A Little More Personal, is honestly my favorite song to listen to when I’m really sad. It always cheers me up a little. So, as Slow News Week draws to its grinding, painful close, I thought I’d share it with you...