16Paging Ari Gold
With Britney Spears safely in rehab, there’s room for a new superstar in Hollywood, and this guy knows it. He’s started the website PagingAriGold.com, a blog dedicated to attracting the attention of fictitious Hollywood super-agent Ari Gold. Googling the term “Ari Gold” produces a sponsored link to his website (although I discovered it while googling Kevin Connolly, so it appears he’s branching out). The site has three entries, two of which include his video pleas to Ari and his assistant, Lloyd. I’m fairly certain this guy is joking, in which case it’s fabulous (but subtle) humor. If he’s not joking, it’s even funnier. I’ve included the videos here.
February 20, 2007 at 3:44 pm by Evil Beet
2This is a Very Cool Parrot
This talented parrot has very little to do with celebrity gossip (well, there’s a small bit involving Mario Lopez, so maybe that counts), but it’s about the cutest/funniest/most talented damn parrot on the planet, so I wanted to share.
[via Defamer]
December 29, 2006 at 6:51 pm by Evil Beet
1This is a Very Cool Parrot
This talented parrot has very little to do with celebrity gossip (well, there’s a small bit involving Mario Lopez, so maybe that counts), but it’s about the cutest/funniest/most talented damn parrot on the planet, so I wanted to share.
[via Defamer]
December 29, 2006 at 11:51 am by Evil Beet
7Studio 69 on Van Nuys Boulevard
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuS71qH1k8E]
A MadTV parody via Best Week Ever.
December 20, 2006 at 6:05 am by Evil Beet
1Lindsay Lohan’s Beautiful Life
We talk a lot of shit about Lindsay Lohan around here, but this song, “Beautiful Life,” from her latest album, A Little More Personal, is honestly my favorite song to listen to when I’m really sad. It always cheers me up a little. So, as Slow News Week draws to its grinding, painful close, I thought I’d share it with you all.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgSgSS_Z7-M]
November 3, 2006 at 10:45 pm by Evil Beet
3Tori Amos Does Taxi Ride on Oxygen
This is my contribution to slow news week. Tori Amos sings “Taxi Ride” live on Oxygen. I love this song. I love Tori. At least half of you are gay, so I know you do, too. Enjoy.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNBOZiWAVJc]
















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