Well now, she wants a divorce. Whee!
It’s been confirmed that Evelyn Lozada, Chad Ochocinco‘s estranged (and now soon-to-be-ex) wife has filed for divorce, citing … well, I guess “headbutting” would be the official reason, but I’m sure it’s probably something way more demure like “irreconcilable differences” or something.
A day late and a dollar short, company PornHub sent me a message earlier this morning claiming that they sent an official letter to Chad and Evelyn in an effort to entice them into filming a “makeup” sex tape for $100k. And no, I kid you not. Here’s the actual letter send to Chad and Evelyn, courtesy of PornHub:
August 14, 2012
Dear Mr. Johnson,
I hope this letter finds you well. First off, we would like to applaud you on the name change – although it’s not the one we initially had in mind as you might well remember.
Allow me to get down to the real reason I am reaching out to you on behalf of our company, Pornhub.com (the premier destination for online adult entertainment). Your recent misfortunes have caught our eye, and while we regret to learn about the hard luck that’s come your way, we would once again like to lend you a helping hand in your time of need.
In short, we are extending an offer to you and your beautiful wife Evelyn to create a “makeup” sex video exclusively for use on our site. As proof of your participation in the video, we would simply need you to film an introductory scene in which you and your wife state your names and intents for the camera. Once again, we believe that this partnership would truly be beneficial for both parties.
In return for your willingness to cooperate, we will gladly compensate you to the tune of $100,000.
Again, we truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon.
All the best,
$100k for a sex video. Please, LOL.
Evelyn filed for divorce in Florida, where the couple resided, and where Ochocinco used to play football. As you’re probably aware by now, even the Miami Dolphins have dumped his stupid, sorry ass. The couple was married for an entire six weeks. Does this fit the bill for an annulment? Huh? Cue Kim Kardashian in 3 … 2 … 1 …