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Evelyn Lozada

1So Remember How Chad Ochocinco Headbutted His Wife?

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Well now, she wants a divorce. Whee!

It’s been confirmed that Evelyn Lozada, Chad Ochocinco‘s estranged (and now soon-to-be-ex) wife has filed for divorce, citing … well, I guess “headbutting” would be the official reason, but I’m sure it’s probably something way more demure like “irreconcilable differences” or something.

A day late and a dollar short, company PornHub sent me a message earlier this morning claiming that they sent an official letter to Chad and Evelyn in an effort to entice them into filming a “makeup” sex tape for $100k. And no, I kid you not. Here’s the actual letter send to Chad and Evelyn, courtesy of PornHub:

August 14, 2012
Dear Mr. Johnson,

I hope this letter finds you well. First off, we would like to applaud you on the name change – although it’s not the one we initially had in mind as you might well remember.

Allow me to get down to the real reason I am reaching out to you on behalf of our company, Pornhub.com (the premier destination for online adult entertainment). Your recent misfortunes have caught our eye, and while we regret to learn about the hard luck that’s come your way, we would once again like to lend you a helping hand in your time of need.

In short, we are extending an offer to you and your beautiful wife Evelyn to create a “makeup” sex video exclusively for use on our site. As proof of your participation in the video, we would simply need you to film an introductory scene in which you and your wife state your names and intents for the camera. Once again, we believe that this partnership would truly be beneficial for both parties.

In return for your willingness to cooperate, we will gladly compensate you to the tune of $100,000.
Again, we truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon.

All the best,
Corey Price

$100k for a sex video. Please, LOL.

Evelyn filed for divorce in Florida, where the couple resided, and where Ochocinco used to play football. As you’re probably aware by now, even the Miami Dolphins have dumped his stupid, sorry ass. The couple was married for an entire six weeks. Does this fit the bill for an annulment? Huh? Cue Kim Kardashian in 3 … 2 … 1 …

August 14, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah

5Chad Ochocinco Head-Butted His Wife … in The Head

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From ESPN:

Miami Dolphins receiver Chad Johnson has been released from a Florida jail on $2,500 bond, a day after he had been charged with domestic violence after his wife accused him of head-butting her during an argument.

Jail officials say the 34-year-old Johnson was released Sunday afternoon.

Chad Johnson has put his football future with the Dolphins in jeopardy following Saturday night’s alleged domestic incident, James Walker writes. Blog

Johnson’s defense attorney, Adam Swickle, says Johnson posted the bond Sunday morning. Swickle says a no-contact order has been issued that prevents Johnson from contacting his wife, Evelyn Lozada.

And what, you wonder, would a husband headbutt a wife over? Well, condoms, naturally. And the fact that Chad’s wife, Evelyn Lozada, who is a star on Basketball Wives. Which is probably a stupid show, but I wouldn’t know, because I don’t watch it. Primarily because it sounds like it’s a stupid show. Anyway, Evelyn supposedly found a receipt for a box of condoms—details are still kind of sketchy—and wondered why oh why her faithful husband would need condoms in a monogamous marriage (I’m assuming they practice other forms of birth control if needed). Word on the street is that the two engaged in an argument, and Chad was said to headbutt Evelyn at the conclusion of the fight.

Sources are also saying that there’s no “alleged” to the incident, either, and that Evelyn’s going to press charges.

NFL.com says that there’s a whole lot of he-said, she-said BS happening, but ultimately, Evelyn’s pissed and she’s not backing down from it, either:

Lozada claims that Johnson became upset, grabbed her, and head-butted here. She says Johnson yelled:

“I don’t give a (expletive)! I don’t give a (expletive) about my career!”

Lozada then walked to a neighbor’s house and waited for them to come home before calling the police.

Johnson’s account is rather different. He claimed that Lozada head-butted him, which caused the three-inch laceration that was visible on her forehead. He also said that she yelled “(Expective) it!”

Beyond the “he said, she said” version of events, the most notable part of the report is that Lozada told the police she wanted to press charges. She signed an affidavit saying so.

Chad, if you aren’t already aware, is a receiver for the Miami Dolphins. And on a related note? These two were just married last month, OK? Last month.

August 12, 2012 at 11:00 am by Sarah