8Love It or Leave It: Evan Rachel Wood Looks … Good

I always considered ERW to be the Hollywood actress most unsure of who she was with regard to her personal style. There was nothing that really stood out about her for me – aside from that whole dating Marilyn Manson thing, taking bloody nude photos, and the way obvious Dita von Teese ripoff – but this? This is seriously the best she’s ever looked, and this hairstyle, hands down, is the one for her. She looks clean, she looks healthy, and above all, she’s MEMORABLE now.

Congrats, Evan – you’ve finally found your look! Stick to it, ’cause it’s definitely working well on you, girl.

June 23, 2011 at 5:30 am by Sarah

3Evan Rachel Wood Liked to Get Naked and Bloody for Marilyn Manson I Guess

Just in case the word ‘crazy’ isn’t enough of a descriptor of what being in a relationship with Marilyn Manson is like, let these photos be indicative as to how nuts (or desperate to prove something to your mom) you have to be as a person romantically involved with the Manse.

A very blurry and, um, pointy Evan Rachel Wood is depicted in the NSFW photo gallery after the jump, and just as we were talking about how catatonic Lindsay Lohan’s ghostly dead nips are, Evan Rachel Wood’s are the opposite and are very … well, quite active.

Anyway, ALL nipples aside, can you just imagine the arguments between these two former lovebirds: ‘I’m artsy-noir.’ ‘NO BITCH, I’M artsy-noir.’ ‘Alright, well MY fake blood concoction is better than YOUR fake blood concoction.’ ‘SPAWN OF FUCK, I’ll SLICE you open from GROIN to GULLET with the medieval demon-slaying dagger that I’ve had surgically implanted in the shaft of my penis.’

Or, you know. Something.

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May 27, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

7Marilyn Manson Ruined Evan Rachel Wood

For real though.  That old creeper Marilyn swooped in on poor impressionable Evan, and now she gives douchey interviews to magazines like Esquire. Tale as old as time.

I’m going to show you guys excerpts from the interview, and you let me know if it’s just me or if this girl seems off nowadays:

On her death: She’s already written a will, she says. And she’s made plans to have her ashes dispersed across the world, including in her native Raleigh — in a field next to the theater run by her father — and Paris’s Luxembourg Gardens, which she used to visit with her onetime boyfriend, the actor Jamie Bell. The song playing at her funeral will be Pink Floyd’s “Shine On You Crazy Diamond.”

On her reputation: Wood must realize she has a reputation, and not merely for being among the most gifted actresses of her generation. “I don’t know!” she says, laughing. “I’m constantly changing, I’m constantly growing. I think I’m a little controversial? … I just try and keep some mystery, so hopefully people can’t really put their finger on it.”

On crying on cue: “I was a teenager in Hollywood with a divorced family — there’s gonna be pain there,” she says. “I’ve got plenty to draw from.”

On Bowie and Marilyn Manson: Halfway between Louis Jordan and Björk in the bar’s post-brunch playlist, “Oh! You Pretty Things” comes on. Don’t you know you’re driving your mamas and papas insane… . “I love this song,” she says. “I grew up in love with David Bowie.” (She has a tattoo on her upper thigh to prove it, a heart with an Aladdin Sane lightning bolt.) “So I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls … I’m into androgyny in general.” She says this helps explain the appeal of her ex Marilyn Manson.

“I think one of the things that freaked people out so much is that we looked so different.” True, that was part of it. But it was more than that. If Evan Rachel Wood represents America’s rebellious teenage daughter, Manson represents the forty-year-old goth in a band down the road she would date just to spite us. They broke off their engagement in August. The inevitable residual tattoos: Behind her right ear, the number “15,” a significant one for the two of them. Behind her left, something that looks like a heart combined with an infinity symbol. “You know, ‘Forever Love,’ ” she explains. “Whatever.”

On her bisexuality: “I’m up for anything. Meet a nice guy, meet a nice girl…”

This is the third such hint in the conversation, after that androgyny comment and saying she’d “marry” her Mildred Pierce costar Kate Winslet if she could.

You date women?

“Yes,” she says proudly, as if she was waiting to be asked.

Do you look for different things in men than in women?

“Yeah, I’m more kind of like the guy when it comes to girls. I’m the dominant one.” It’s with women, she says, that her inner North Carolina gentleman comes out: “I’m opening the doors, I’m buying dinner. Yeah, I’m romantic.”

I think it was somewhere between “You know, ‘forever love,’ whatever,” and the apparent constant hinting at her sexual interest in ladies that I decided that Evan Rachel Wood needs to shut her douchey mouth.  Are we in agreement?

April 19, 2011 at 5:30 am by Emily

15Evan Rachel Wood Basically Does Porn Now

Evan Rachel Wood once seemed so promising, right? She’s beautiful, she gave a knockout performance in Thirteen, and seemed like a pretty smart and down-to-earth teen. Then she started on-again-off-again dating Marilyn Manson and doing a bunch of other generally freaky things in the public eye. It was like the girl we hoped she was vanished before our very eyes and turning into yet another totally odd and misguided 20-something actress.

Today I saw her in this new Gucci fragrance ad with actor Chris Evans, and while celebrity endorsement deals for major brands are semi-exclusive and a sign of success, all Evan does in the clip is make out with Chris and then gyrate all over him. Basically, a part that would have normally gone to some model desperate to make a name for herself was played by Evan.

I am so tired of seeing this girl act sexy and irreverent. One or two over-sexed roles certainly never hurt an attractive young actress, but homegirl needs to put on a turtleneck and play a student or something.

What do you think of the ad and Evan’s decision to stick to sexy roles? Is that all she’s good for these days?

March 30, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Molls

8Love It or Leave It: Evan Rachel Wood’s New Hair

Ah decisions: dark hair with blonde roots or blonde hair with dark roots? This is a conundrum right here folks.

No, but really, this is a trick question.  Because Evan Rachel Wood is pretty gross no matter what color her hair is.  I think she spent too many years having voodoo sex with the undead, ripping off the style of burlesque ex-girlfriends, and sitting around in Manson feces for much too long, because this girl? Is just out of the park, and I’m pretty sure that I don’t mean that as a compliment.

March 23, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah

3Quotables: Evan Rachel Wood Dishes on Her Dad

“He had a hand in raising me. I’m always gonna love that guy. He’s a genius, he’s an amazing artist.”

And by ‘Dad,’ I clearly mean ‘Marilyn Manson,’ because there are no other males allowed – did you hear me, you bitch, none! – in Evan Rachel Wood’s life, even if they are broken up. Ever.  He’ll cut you, you know.

October 27, 2010 at 8:00 am by Sarah