Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Eva Mendes

I’m Too Sexy for American Television

Here’s the new Calvin Klein ad featuring Eva Mendes, and, for just a second, Eva Mendes’ nipple. It’s been banned in the U.S., because nipples will corrupt our children...

Eva Mendes: Sober and Shopping

Here’s newly rehabbed and, coincidentally, newly A-list celeb Eva Mendes doing some shopping at Calvin Klein. I think it’s funny, because the public never really knew Eva had a...

Eva Mendes Is Out of Rehab

I guess she decided to trade places with Kirsten Dunst. As Kirsten checked into the Cirque Lodge facility in Utah, Eva Mendes checked out, and is now back home in LA. Looking forward to...

We’d Rather You Go Naked, Too

Eva Mendes rocks that body for PETA’s new ad campaign. Dayum. As a fully heterosexual woman (well, except for being gay for Blake Lively), I really, really want to grab her ass.