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Eva Mendes

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Damn. Damn, damn, damn. See, we’d gone almost an entire thirty days without seeing new photographs of these two walking next to one another, and I’d almost begun to trick myself into thinking that Ryan had up and dumped Eva because she was pressuring him to have babies.

Here we have photos of Ryan and Eva departing from LAX yesterday afternoon, presumably jet-setting to somewhere fabulous like Thailand or France or Spain to enjoy the carnal pleasures of one another. And all insubstantial jealousy aside? These two are … God, they’re so hot. The two of them. Eva is so effortlessly chic and fashionable and hot, and Ryan is so mysterious-looking and handsome and hot AND looks like he smells positively amazing.

I don’t care for Eva Mendes much—and I think I’ve made that pretty clear in the past—but I just can’t deny anymore that there’s got to be something to this … this lady. There’s got to be for Ryan to be allowing her to hold onto him for this long, anyway.

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Eva Mendes Will Break Up with Ryan Gosling If He Doesn’t Knock Her Up

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From Star via Celebitchy:

It might be time for Ryan Gosling to put or shut up with girlfriend Eva Mendes, as the stunning actress is demanding a little Gosling from the Hollywood hunk.

“Eva has given Ryan an ultimatum. She told Ryan she wants a baby with him, and that if he isn’t prepared to do that, they should split up,” a source tells Star.

Eva, 38, has told multiple friends she is off the Pill and ready to become a mom. “Eva’s clock is ticking,” says the source. “She’s been aching to start a family for a few years – and even seriously looked into adoption in the summer of 2010. But now she and Ryan are together, and he’s mature beyond his years and great with kids.”

Eva believes that Ryan, 31, will be an amazing father and that the timing is right because they are in a committed relationship.

“He’s loyal and not a skirt-chaser,” the source says. But that doesn’t mean Ryan’s totally on board himself. “Ryan loves Eva, but he isn’t ready for a baby right now – he’s concentrating on his career,” the source explains. And that may just put an abrupt end to the adorable couple.

“Eva’s considering her options. If Ryan doesn’t change his mind, this could end up destroying their relationship.”

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have been dating since around September of last year. That means that they’ve been dating right around nine months. Is nine months seriously long enough for anyone to be like “listen, if you don’t impregnate me, I’m out”? Because I’m thinking no.

And I still don’t know if I can believe this story or not. It’s from Star, I know, but sometimes they get it right. And this story does have the same vibe that I get from Eva in general, which is something like “uuuuugh” and “get your filthy hands off of Ryan Gosling.” But the most believable part, I think would have to be the part where Ryan’s not really into it. Because he totally wouldn’t be into it. Right?

Your Daily Gosling

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I figured I’d start off with a quote from Eva Mendes on today’s ‘YDG,’ because it’s just so damn fitting:

“I’m feeling a little insecure because I can’t help but be super conscious of what I’m saying because I’m so protective. That’s the most precious thing to me. And I’m so protective and I just felt my guard go up.”

That was from a recent interview with USA Today, where Eva actually talked about Ryan and spilled why she was playing so coy during her most recent ‘Ellen’ show appearance.

… You don’t think, like, these two are going to get married or anything, do you? Because I don’t think I could handle it if they did. Not even because, you know, I’m definitely unabashedly jealous of the fact that Eva Mendes gets to HAVE SEX with Ryan Gosling and be subjected to RYAN GOSLING’S MORNING BREATH and ROLL HER EYES when he SHAVES IN THE SINK AND LEAVES WHISKERS ALL OVER THE SURFACE OF IT because ffs, it’s Ryan Gosling. Who cares if he leaves whiskers all over the damn sink and it takes twenty minutes to get them all up? Please! You’ve just got to suck it up and take the good with the bad, because the good is really, really good.

God, I can’t believe Eva even had the balls to be complaining about Ryan’s personal grooming habits! God! What a bitch!

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FASHION: The 5 Worst Dressed at the 2012 Met Gala

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Earlier in the day, we brought you the best, prettiest, most lovely ladies of the 2012 Met Gala, and now, we move on to the really fun part: the worst-dressed list.

In this edition, we have Claire Danes and Melania Trump, both of which look like they locked themselves in a tanning bed a la Tanning Mom; Christina Ricci, who, to distract us from the ugly-ass tattoo on her shoulder stuck a big, gigantor bow on her ass; Eva Mendes because she’s a twat and HA! HA! HA! she looks like she’s wearing an off-the-rack prom dress from 1995; Karolina Kurkova, who got a sneaky little joke memo telling her that this year’s Gala was Cheap Flapper themed; and an honorable mention in Kate Upton, who should know to never, never apply her makeup with a stun gun. Laws, that’s bad.

#5 – Claire Danes
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#4 – Christina Ricci
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#3 – Eva Mendes
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#2 – Karolina Kurkova
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#1 – Melania Trump
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Who looked the worst?

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Your Daily Gosling (Will Make You Puke Today)

UGH HOW I HATE THIS WOMAN.

No, that’s rude and it’s all sorts of wrong to say that you hate someone, especially when it’s out of pure jealousy. My parents raised me better than that, so I guess all I can say is I HATE THIS WOMAN WHAT A STUPID STUPID WOMAN.

As you can see, Eva Mendes was on the Ellen show, where Ellen gifted her with footie pajamas (which both called “onesies,” but come on! Onesies are baby undergarments, duh!), and then coyly hinted around that if she ever happened to run into Ryan Gosling for the first time ever, that Mendes should give him a corresponding pair of footie pajamas. Eva hid her face in her long, lustrous hair, and giggled and chortled like it was going out of f-cking style (and it was. It really, really was). In the segment, she later teased the audience by saying, “OK, yes, I’ll give them to him if I happen to run into him somewhere tonight for the first time ever.”

GUH.

Your Daily Gosling: Are Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes OVER?!

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Oh please let this be true, please let this be true.

From the Daily Mail:

The six-month romance between Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes has hit a rocky patch. Last week, the handsome Drive star was spotted having dinner in Cape Town with a German model. Ryan, 31, has been staying at the One And Only Hotel in the South African city after telling friends he needed some time ‘to think’.

A source says the couple ‘are having trouble seeing eye to eye’ He had flown there without 38-year-old Eva and was seen dining with a blonde at the Grand Cafe, a fashionable beachside haunt. ‘Ryan and Eva are having trouble seeing eye to eye,’ says a mole. ‘He was having dinner with a blonde model who said she was from Berlin. He tried to disguise himself with a woolly hat and scarf and seemed eager not to be noticed as they sat at a beach table, but he was clearly entranced by her.’

Ryan and Eva met on the thriller The Place Beyond The Pines, which is due out later this year, and producers fear they may announce a break-up before the promotional tour. Last night a spokesman for Eva insisted the pair were still together.

Oh yes. Oh thank you God. I don’t know who this fabled model is, but hopefully she’s got an iota’s-worth of intellect to her so that we can be happy with the woman Ryan‘s chosen to settle with, however temporarily (no doubt it’ll be temporarily). And a “spokesman for Eva” said that the pair was “still together”? Funny, considering it was never officially confirmed that they were even dating. I mean, yeah, obviously, they were, but sounds to me like someone’s on a damage-control rampage, and that someone definitely doth protest too much.

Wonder what’s going to happen to Eva after all of this blows over, you know? And if this whole dating-a-model thing doesn’t work out, who do you think Ryan should set his sights on next? Leave it in the comments and we can vote for the best. Wouldn’t it be great if it were someone like, I don’t know, ? Or, ooh! Ooh! Zooey Deschanel! How about that one?

Quotables: Ryan Gosling Keeps Eva Mendes Around for the Ego Boost

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“He’s your dream costar. I have never felt so creatively satisfied on a film.”

Yes, Eva Mendes actually said this. Out loud. To a magazine. About her … boyfriend. I mean, to be fair, she also said this:

“When I am complimented on things that I didn’t like when I was 13, like my overbite and my mole, that’s when you realize that your imperfections are why people love you.”

So, apparently Ryan loves her because it’s constantly like being jerked off, and because she’s got ONE HOT MOLE and ONE HOT OVERBITE? I mean, has anyone ever come up to you post-adolescence and said “I just love what you’ve done with your acne scars and saddlebags.” Come on. This is all she’s got here?

Excuse me if I’m not doing backflips of belief here, guys, but let’s be real for a second. I think I’d honestly rather sit through sixteen of Jennifer Aniston’s attempts at replicating magazine interview after magazine interview than try to swallow this saccharine bullshit in one try.

Get with it lady: if you and Gosling ever split up (which, given the circumstances and the vast differences between your careers, is a big, big probability), you’re not doing anything more than Ghost Rider IV: The Return of Nicolas Cage’s All-Powerful Career. And maybe the occasional Parade, you lucky girl, you.