Where’s Eva, though? She in the back stuffing her face with convenience store pizza? F-ck no. No, I’ll grudgingly show you where she’s at:
Last. Those motherf-cking pants. Third time in a damn month, and while it would be OK if the pants were actually nice, they’re not. They look like something my five-year-old wears, and while they’re totally cute and adorable on her, they’re not cute or adorable on Eva. Granted, yes, I’m bitter as all get-out when it comes to pretty much anything Eva Mendes does (except for that face … she does have one gorgeous face), but those pants would be poor fashion in motion on anyone short of Betty White.
But yep. Here they are. Together. Drinking Cokes. The third Coke is for Ryan’s personal assistant (not pictured), and not George. Thought you should probably know that.
January 22, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
Big news, guys. Big, big news, and I’m so pleased to be able to give it to you. Remember how we talked about Eva Mendes just yesterday, an Eva Mendes who was looking all lonesome and stressed and sad and peering at her phone like, willing it to ring ring RING you bastard, why won’t you just return my calls—you know, like all day long yesterday? Well it would appear that the breakup rumors are true, and if the top photo here isn’t enough confirmation, well. Too f-cking bad, I’m outing this relationship as “stick a fork in it, it’s done.” WOOO!
This is Ryan at the ‘Gangster Squad’ premiere, to which he took his mother as his date. His ma. Not Eva Mendes; his mother. I realize that sometimes actors and actresses take their parents to premieres and awards shows and stuff because hey, treat your parents nicely, but I just have this sneaking suspicion that Eva Mendes sat at home crying the whole night last night while wearing the dress she was supposed to rock at the ‘Squad’ premiere, eating bonbons and drinking tequila—worm and all.
Oh, and one last thing: PS, Ryan—I hate your shoes. Shudder.
Update: Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling definitely did not break up.
“My mother’s wearing all my girlfriend’s clothes,” Gosling confirmed to E! News of his mom’s ruched dress, paisley trench and statement necklace. “I’m wearing Eva Mendes,” Donna reiterated, adding, “She let me raid her closet.”
Upon close inspection, we can totally see Mendes’s influence in Donna’s outfit. The short, sexy ruched gray dress is something the actress would totally wear, and we wouldn’t be surprised if we’d spotted her in those classic strappy black sandals before.
Gosling and Mendes, who clicked while filming The Place Beyond the Pines together in 2011, were first spotted holding hands in September of that year on a low-key date at Disneyland. Since then, they’ve taken their romance to New York, Los Angeles, Gosling’s native Canada and Paris, with Mendes first meeting Gosling’s mom on a movie date in N.Y.C. last January.
The stars have managed to remain pretty quiet about their relationship to this point, making Gosling’s use of the word “girlfriend” last night all the more poignant. Tell us: Would you ever lend your partner’s mom your clothes?
Stupid Eva Mendes.
January 8, 2013 at 10:30 am by Sarah
See this picture of Eva Mendes? It’s the second sad-looking picture that’s come out since New Year’s Eve, and what’s more is the fact that Ryan and Eva didn’t even spend the New Year together. Nope, Eva celebrated the arrival of 2013 all by her lonesome (and even her lonesome is looking pretty damn sad these days, too).
Word on the street is that there’s trouble in paradise, and by “paradise,” I mean “Ryan Gosling’s pants,” because even more reliable sources haven’t seen the couple together in actual weeks, save for some apparent custodial visits of Ryan’s dog, George. Here’s George—and don’t mind Eva’s pants; it would appear that she really likes these pants a lot, because the following photo was actually taken over a month ago:
I feel sad for Eva. … No, really, I do. Can you imagine what it’d feel like to be Ryan Gosling’s steady for a moment in time only to lose him for [insert frivolous reason here]? I’ll bet it kind of feels like some scenes in ‘Titantic’. Namely, the part where Jack Dawson’s hanging off the front of the massive vessel, screaming, “I’m the king of the world!” I’ll bet it probably felt partially like that while they were dating. That all probably felt pretty good. I also bet that it maybe felt like when Rose DeWitt Bukater was watching Jack’s lifeless body float away in the end of the movie, quietly sobbing, “I’ll never let go, Jack. … Never let go.” Probably that, too, because I know if Ryan Gosling left me in a pile of dumped rubble, I’d be writhing and begging and possibly wanting to drown myself, too.
Last, here’s an interview from last year with Ryan and George on the Jimmy Kimmel show that’s actually really, really funny. I laughed out loud—it’s too cute:
January 7, 2013 at 5:30 am by Sarah
Allegedly, guys. Ryan Gosling is allegedly shopping for an engagement ring. It’s not real, ok? We can read this story and then climb back into our fantasy world, but it’s not real. It just can’t be. Shhhhh.
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Wedding bells are finally set to ring for Eva Mendes after Ryan Gosling won a hard-fought campaign to get the marriage-shy sexpot to settle down and start a family. A year into their romance, Ryan has begun shopping for an engagement ring for his 38-year-old lady love, who has long insisted she’s not the marrying kind, say insiders.
“Ryan is head over heels in love with Eva, and he wants to have a life with her – including children,” divulged a friend. But Eva had always wanted to maintain her independence, until she began to hear her biological clock ticking. She’s long yearned to start a family, and even investigated adoption two years ago, disclosed an insider.
“Ryan wants children too, but also believes in marriage and youngsters growing up knowing mommy and daddy are committed to each other,” said the insider.
“It’s something Eva has balked at in the past, but Ryan has a charming way of helping her see a different kind of future. She’s getting on board with the idea of marriage.”
Gosling is “now confident that when he pops the question, Eva will say yes,” added the friend. “They are likely to announce their engagement in October, followed by a summer wedding.”
See, this is from the Enquirer, and it’s one of those stories from the tabloids that are absolutely false and that will never, ever be true. I don’t care how many rumors we hear about these two settling down or how many pictures we see of Eva Mendes looking maybe a little pregnant, it’s just not true.
It’s just … I watched The Notebook again last week, you guys. I watched The Notebook and I remembered why everyone fell in love with Ryan Gosling in the first place and I remembered why he should be with Rachel McAdams forever and I just can’t. I just can’t with all this Eva Mendes nonsense. I can’t.
September 14, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily
So, we haven’t had a “Your Daily Gosling” in awhile, primarily because Ryan‘s still with Eva Mendes, who may or may not be in the early stages of pregnancy, and I think people* are getting pretty sick of seeing Ryan and Eva hanging all over one another in public. And I get it. Bo-ring.
But these pictures are from the red carpet event for Ryan and Eva’s movie, The Place Beyond the Pines, where Ryan plays a white trash-kind of guy who fathers a baby with a white trash-kind of girl, who is played by Eva. Ryan also rides motorcycles and has Johnny Depp-Cry Baby tattoos.
Also, Eva Mendes is definitely tweaking her face. But I guess that’s what those who have insecurity issues to begin with do when they’re dating someone almost a decade their junior and trying to pass themselves off as super-special marriage and mother material.
Ryan just looks so, so happy, doesn’t he?
*It’s me, guys. It’s all me.
September 10, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
Can I get a collective “ugh,” please?
From Us Weekly:
Looks like Ryan Gosling isn’t going to be a young, free and single star for much longer as girlfriend of just a year, Eva Mendes is reportedly planning to propose to him.
The 37 year-old is reportedly ready to settle down and rather than waiting for the ‘Drive’ stud to propose to her she is taking the reins in the romance and suggesting to him that they get hitched.
A source told Us Weekly: “She starting to think about marriage and kids. She loves serious relationships, and she wants all of that.”
Luckily she has already got his mother, Donna on side so if she wants permission we think the ‘Hitch’ star might just get it. “Eva hit it off with Donna immediately,” the close friend explained. Now they text and email all the time!”
While Eva supposedly doesn’t believe in marriage, traditional Ryan is said to want to tie the knot before having children and with her biological clock ticking, the actress is probably feeling the pressure to get a move on.
According to Showbizspy.com an insider said: “Ryan believes in marital commitment before children, but Eva doesn’t support the institution of marriage. She’s very outspoken about it.”
“She considering caving and actually proposing to Ryan on their one-year anniversary in September.”
Now, don’t get me wrong—I think it’s perfectly acceptable for a woman to propose to a man, absolutely. But Eva Mendes? Proposing to Ryan Gosling? Color me biased, but this should just not happen. Like, if he was so into her, he probably would have popped the question by now, am I right? He seems like the type to not want to rush anything that’s important to him, especially when it comes to deciding the fate of a relationship. Does Eva really want to have this kind of guilt hanging over her head for the rest of her life if she does propose and he does accept (out of sheer fear of not wanting to hurt her feelings)? I know I sure wouldn’t.
Git up and git gone with your bad self, Eva.